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Post by MasterSnit on Jun 8, 2014 13:18:56 GMT -5
I feel like every Impact for the last month has been the same show. Same people interacting with one another with nothing really happening with any of it. At this point I wish they would just give us a good wrestling match. If Aries comes out and simply challenges Bobby Roode to a wrestling match to settle their "fluke" debate, and Bobby accepts leading to a 2 out of 3 falls match that same evening, I would be so happy. Let them have a good old 30 minute or more match without any clown car run ins, or Dixie promos between falls, or something about contracts, or business, or board of directors, etc. Just two guys, pretending to beat each other up for bragging rights and a need to compete. Is that asking for too much?
Even though TNA obviously sucks right now, one guy I always get a kick out of is Robbie E. Taz obviously does too considering the way he was snickering at Robbie's clown fear. It's not the first time Taz has cracked up at Robbie's antics.
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Post by Velkontés on Jun 8, 2014 13:57:08 GMT -5
Man, I tried to watch this week's Impact, but as soon as it got to the point where MVP was backstage and made the Wolves fight each other... I just couldn't be bothered with this shit any more. MVP's heel turn might not rank as the stupidest in TNA history, but it is certainly the one that has obliterated my interest in watching TNA the most. He was doing OK as a Face! The fans seemed to be cheering him! Why do we have to go through this bullshit for the umpteenth time! TNA is basically a TV show about a Wrestling Company, not a wrestling show. The wrestlers are incidental players to the power struggle storyline which has been going on for years (Immortal, the bikers, Dixieland, MVP). This is why nobody gives a shit about any of them.
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Post by Champ on Jun 8, 2014 22:52:15 GMT -5
That's it V! They are a tv show ABOUT a wrestling company! That's the best way anyone can put it. It's almost a reality show that takes place live. But the one thing it's not is a god damn wrestling show! There's more talking and yapping about bullshit and random beatdowns than actual wrestling.
It's like, hey guys, we are impact wrestling. This is MVP, a guy that came in and outsmarted everyone to gain power and take Eric youngs title, which will most likely happen. These are the wolves. They're the best tag team in the world and He is screwing them. This is Magnus. He was once champ but lost his edge so Bram is gonna make him cool again. This is bully ray, an ex biker asshole who saw the light. He's going to threaten to put MVP and his guys through tables, but they're going to kick his ass first.
And one day, this going to be the greatest wrestling company in the world. And Why?.....
Tune in next week for another episode of impact!
Ok.....what?
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Post by MasterSnit on Jun 9, 2014 16:56:02 GMT -5
Yeah V, you hit the nail on the head. A TV show about a wrestling company. LOL! Oh, it's true. This is MVP, a guy that came in and outsmarted everyone to gain power... And one day, this going to be the greatest wrestling company in the world. And Why?..... Tune in next week for another episode of impact! LOL! Yeah, it's a merry-go-round every week. They trick us into thinking they are taking us somewhere but we always end up back at the starting point without ever deviating from the circle of same old shit. I've found myself feeling sorry for the wrestlers the last little while when I've been watching. It must absolutely suck for them.
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Post by Naitch on Jun 21, 2014 18:05:31 GMT -5
Just read this weeks Impact reveiews and God damnit, now I have to go get a TNA contract, fight Bobby on live TV, get screwed over so they can bring some MMA fighter in for half a episode before Bellatore pulls them out, go through King and MVP, say 9 hail mary's, jerk off to ODB in scat porn, become friends with Sting, betray Sting, try to figure out if I'm on acid when I'm around Willow, reform Aces and 8's, betray Aces and 8's, feud with Aces and 8's, go in one of those weird reverse battle royals, find where Crimson's career is buried, cry about a company up north, win the Bound For Glory series, try to remember why I went to TNA in the first place and then take the title off him. That is really going to ruin my next three weeks.
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Post by Champ on Jun 22, 2014 2:54:59 GMT -5
Lmao!!! I was actually enjoying that post but that last line made it that much more awesome!
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Post by Velkontés on Jun 22, 2014 10:11:49 GMT -5
Ha. Once I read that Lashley won the title, the first thing I thought of was that he nearly jobbed to Naitch.
As if that wasn't bad enough, TNA announced on their website that Matt Hardy is coming back for a few shows. Maybe he's going to turn heel on his brother again for old times sake.
and - very mild spoilers - they've got another Authority Figure coming in
sheesh
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Post by Naitch on Jun 22, 2014 10:55:51 GMT -5
and - very mild spoilers - they've got another Authority Figure coming in YA GONNA GO ONE ON ONE WIT DA MORTICIAN, NOW BELIEVE DAT PLAYA! *The part of the Mortician will be played by Tyler Reks
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Post by Champ on Jun 22, 2014 11:34:26 GMT -5
If I was a wrestler And tna was my only option I would probably just become an accountant instead. I don't know if I'd be able to subject myself to their stupid booking. There was a time tna seemed like the logical choice for wwe stars that were burnt out. But now it's not a logical choice for anyone
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Post by Naitch on Jun 22, 2014 12:12:53 GMT -5
If I was a wrestler And tna was my only option I would probably just become an accountant instead. I don't know if I'd be able to subject myself to their stupid booking. There was a time tna seemed like the logical choice for wwe stars that were burnt out. But now it's not a logical choice for anyone Wrestling Fan in a Grocery Store: Hey weren't you Big Name Indy Star? Why are you stocking shelves? Big Named Indy Wrestling Star: TNA offered me a contract, decided this was a better career path.
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Post by Velkontés on Jun 23, 2014 9:15:39 GMT -5
Wrestling Fan in a Grocery Store: Hey weren't you Big Name Indy Star? Why are you stocking shelves? Big Named Indy Wrestling Star: TNA offered me a contract, decided this was a better career path. That literally happened to Taylor Swift a few years back when she was Knockout champion... and having to work in a Sunglasses Hut to make ends meet. Music plays and Curt Hawkins, Ezekiel Jackson & Kris Lewie walk through the crowd wearing army fatigues. "We... we know who they are... it's Poodles of Propriety... it's THE FENCE."
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Post by Naitch on Jun 24, 2014 10:30:35 GMT -5
One week earlier then that
Tenay: "OH MY GOD IT'S ZEKE JOHNSON! WHAT IS HE DOING HERE IN THE IMPACT ZONE!? HE"S THE FORMER WWE US CHAMPION!
Taz: Look Mike it's Curtis Hasselhoff! People that remember 2007 will remember him as an Edge clone! UN FREAKIN BELIVABLE!
Tenay and Taz together: OUR SAVIOR KRIS LEWIE!
Tenay and Taz start making out
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Post by Naitch on Jun 25, 2014 14:24:27 GMT -5
Music plays and Curt Hawkins, Ezekiel Jackson & Kris Lewie walk through the crowd wearing army fatigues. "We... we know who they are... it's Poodles of Propriety... it's THE FENCE." Former WWE wrestlers Ezekiel Jackson and Gene Snitsky are backstage at tonight's TNA Impact Wrestling taping in New York City. It's unknown if they are actually working the show or just visiting. Jackson lives in the NYC area while Snitsky lives in Pennsylvania. Credit: PWInsider Read more at www.411mania.com/wrestling/news/326926/Former-WWE-Wrestlers-Backstage-At-TNA-Impact-Tapings.htm#rcwoaeQD4ORkJIBk.99
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Post by Velkontés on Jun 26, 2014 15:09:18 GMT -5
Man, that was eerie, wasn't it!
Also
SNITSKY!
I seriously cannot believe they hired him after all this fucking time!
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Post by MasterSnit on Jun 26, 2014 16:52:14 GMT -5
Snitsky in a suit as the new president of talent operations (which is totally different to director of wrestling operations) might be good. Just as long as every announcement is a poem and he gobs before starting them and finishes each one with a smiley thumbs up.
Also, if they do bring Snitsky in, it has to be Classic Snitsky and not undefeated, green teeth Big Baby from Toy Story 3 Snitsky.
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