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Post by Velkontés on Feb 11, 2014 15:26:30 GMT -5
So the matches and angles for WrestleMania should start to become clear pretty soon. Well it's a month later and it's not any clearer. Does it not seem strange that we're 7 weeks away and we don't have a single match confirmed yet?
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Post by Naitch on Feb 11, 2014 19:15:13 GMT -5
So the matches and angles for WrestleMania should start to become clear pretty soon. Well it's a month later and it's not any clearer. Does it not seem strange that we're 7 weeks away and we don't have a single match confirmed yet? If it wasn't for those meddling fans being so noisy and that damn CM Punk we would have a full card. Honestly, I wouldn't expect much until after Elimination Chamber.
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Post by Velkontés on Feb 15, 2014 18:01:17 GMT -5
Orton jobbing to Cesaro on Smackdown basically means that Randy is jobbing meaningless matches but winning when it counts: when the Title is on the line. In other words, the main event of Wrestlemania is shaping up to be Batista vs AntiBatista.
Also, having Christian be the only one not to beat Orton is the perfect way to build for that "KofiChristian wins the Chamber out of nowhere" idea I had.
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Post by Champ on Feb 17, 2014 19:50:40 GMT -5
Yeah this whole thing with Orton is pretty obvious. It's going to be Orton vs Batista. I think Batista is winning and going heel and reaffirming the heel authority angle. I don't know what they're doing(have been doing). I almost feel like they kind of known for a while that Batista was going to be the real "face of the company"(storyline wise) and that's why trips and steph have been fucking with Orton. It's like they know Orton isn't what they want but he's the best they've got until Batista wins the belt. I wouldn't be surprised to even see trips play a role in that match too.
I still like my idea since the rumble. Have Batista go heel, reveal this half year elaborate plan that finally came to fruition, in the meantime dan Bryan beats trips at mania to earn a title shot, then takes the title off Batista his first shot. But have Batista win it back soon after. I know that's not the "popular" way to book it but THATS how you book a guy like Bryan! He's like a nice stone cold with more odds against him. In order to keep a guy like him red hot, you have to always have him jump through hoops and fall short, but without completely depriving him and the fans of the rewards.
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Post by MasterSnit on Feb 21, 2014 19:09:10 GMT -5
Yeah, it is weird this year. I thought The Shield v The Wyatts would be a WrestleMania match. I also thought The Usos getting a title shot would be at WrestleMania. Both of those matches are happening on Sunday. I really hope they do something screwy with The Shield on Sunday, maybe have them get jumped before the match, or somehow have the match cut short in order to rebuild it as an even bigger deal for WrestleMania. I don't want a triple threat breakup match just yet.
They seem determined to go with Orton v Batista but the fans simply don't seem interested.
Cesaro turning face looks like it could happen. Cesaro v Swagger for the IC title would interest me greatly.
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Post by Velkontés on Mar 2, 2014 6:08:04 GMT -5
So with Batista doing the full-on heel turn before Wrestlemania, presumably they're going to have to add a Face to the Title match? Or is this going to be one of those mid-card "Main Events" with Undertaker closing the show?
Speaking of, Undertaker vs Lesnar should really be the ultimate Kozlov versus Festus match. Just five minutes of whaling on each other and power moves. It makes a change from the epics of the last few years.
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Post by Champ on Mar 2, 2014 21:13:53 GMT -5
Ok I heard something today and a friend elaborated on the likelihood of how this is going to play out. Now it's NOT definite but, I DEFINITELY can see this happening and I need to rant on it, just in case.(long rant, sorry)
Apparently, a very strong source says CM Punk is returning to the wwe tomorrow night on raw. On another note, there has been a 3rd slot penciled in for the wwe whc match at mania. So apparently, it looks like SOMEONE may have pregnant doged and moaned his way into the main event at wrestlemania, and the fans are gonna LOVE IT
*SMFH*
can ANYONE tell me just what the fuck is wrong with this entire picture? I mean what's REALLY wrong with this?
First, I will tell you what's NOT wrong with it. Batista vs Orton, somehow, managed to backfire worse than a Wile E. Coyote stunt. JBL used the term "2 car wrecks in one garage" to describe Santino and Emma. Well, This Orton and Batista thing can't get anymore fucked up. So I doubt that adding Punk to this match isn't going to make this a little more interesting to watch, at the least. Plus, the guy sells t-shirts and tickets, at least enough to make a mark. So, from WWE's standpoint, it's a logical fix for a shitty main event as well as bringing a top star back on board.
So, with THAT said, for 6 months we have been listening to the fans pregnant dog and moan about how Daniel Bryan has been getting screwed by the company and wwe doesn't care about what their fans want and yada yada yada. Through all of this, I've been one of the voices saying, Daniel Bryan is NOT getting screwed. If you just open your eyes, he's being booked like the top guy in the company. Being the top guy doesn't always mean you win everything. Bryan is like a warm furry version of stone cold. The way he's being booked is a classic way of booking an anti corporate hero. But any way you look at it, the guy wrestles MULTIPLE matches on shows, he opens, he main events...etc...he's the top guy at the moment and it's pretty obvious, to me at least.
So, despite Bryan being in a GREAT spot, the fans are taking it personal that Bryan is getting screwed IN STORYLINE, and they've somehow figured out that this is some sort of worked shoot against them and Bryan because Bryan doesn't get a title run. They are throwing multiples balls of fire at Vince, trips, Orton, and Batista to show their frustration with the recent booking. At first, it was kind of cute, but even I would admit now, ok the fans officially FUCKED this mania main event lol and There is no way I or anyone want to see Orton vs Batista now as the main event. So, if it's REALLY come down to this and they have to fix the mania main event, they may as well do it right. If you're going to add a 3rd guy, you don't need to be a brain surgeon to know that dan Bryan won this gigantic verbal petition.
Ok, now on another side note, you have this whiny pregnant dogy little boy who wasn't even satisfied with facing the fucking undertaker last year, take his ball and go home because the mania main event is "unfair". Sound kind of familiar? But who is it unfair to???
So basically, if what's going to happen what I feel sadly in bones is going to happen, punk took Daniel Bryan's storyline, made it His real life and NOW Bryan is actually getting screwed out of the main event! What's crazy, really crazy, is, if this happens, it's going to be totally acceptable by the fans. What kind of fucking double standard would that be?
Look, I know nothing has happened(yet), but I'm already angered by how we know this will go down, if it goes down. After all the torching of triple h and Vince McMahon through Orton and Batista, look who actually may cost Bryan his last chance to be in the main event, IN REAL LIFE too. What an ironic turn of events this would be. I'm not even going to blatantly say CM Punk is screwing Daniel Bryan. What I am saying is the fans are total fucking baffoons if they find this acceptable after their recent pregnant doging, and they will too.
What's funny is, the "smarks", you know, WWE's smartest fans, just so happen to be their dumbest fans these days. They are the reason the product gets so damn confusing. Being "smarky" is so fucking 10 yrs ago. I'm starting to understand why wwe "shits" on those fans! Even when you give them what they what, it's not what they want. Now wwe isn't going to give them what they want, but it's close enough because it's CM Punk, the man who can do no fucking wrong, but in reality, doesn't deserve to be in the main event this year, and that's the truth.
In a nutshell, it's an "outrage" that Daniel Bryan, the top guy in the company at the moment, is not in the main event at the moment. But it's ok to fix this issue by putting the 4th top guy in the company in the mania main event instead because he complained in real life about not being there, and somehow this is going to make him a hero for getting this spot that dan Bryan, in REAL LIFE AND STORYLINE, actually deserves more!.....yeah, this all makes perfect sense!
Dumb motherfucker fans: CM punk! CM punk! You saved us, even though it was really Bryan we wanted in the main event but was SCRIPTED otherwise and you pissed and moaned into the main event instead! But that's ok! Dan will get another shot in 6 months, it's all good! CM punk! CM punk!...
What? Triple H is booking Bryan to kick the authorities ass and give the fans a payoff at mania and prob a title match after mania? THATS NOT GOOD ENOUGH! BOOOOO!.....
It should be Daniel Bryan vs CM punk, with zero creative buildup where both guys win and get a title each! This is bullshit! You screwed Bret!
I think you guys get my point
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Post by Velkontés on Mar 3, 2014 5:05:32 GMT -5
I think I'm going to wait until it actually happens, Champ. Because that would be totally hilarious if it goes down like that. Either it was all a work, in which case well done, you got me - and Punk has to go (corporate?) heel because his character is gigantic hypocrite, or he really did icecreambar his way into the Main Event, in which case HE is a gigantic hypocrite.
It wouldn't totally shock me if Vince and Punk came to a compromise where Punk shows up on Raw, cuts a snarky promo and announces his retirement, and in return Vince doesn't go after Punk for breach of contract or whatever. That would be one way to shut those fuckers up. Well actually it won't shut those fuckers up, but you get the point. Tie up some loose ends and call it a day.
Then the Bad News Podium raises to the sky, and out comes Triple H and pedigrees Punk through a table
and, serious question - is "smark" still in currency these days? I always thought that was a moronic term. We're all fans, we're all marks. A "smark" is just a wrestling fan with a superiority complex. Over wrestling. Which is stupid.
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Post by Velkontés on Mar 4, 2014 3:17:40 GMT -5
Awesome, they were just trolling the Internet again. I thought it seemed a bit fishy.
Bad News Podium rises to the sky I'm afraid I've got some bad news, Champ. That huge-ass post was all for nothing! Ba-ha-ha! BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG
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Post by MasterSnit on Mar 4, 2014 15:18:35 GMT -5
Champ, you mad. LOL.
I'm glad CM Punk didn't show up.
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Post by Champ on Mar 5, 2014 11:18:30 GMT -5
No it still felt good unleashing that rant no matter how wrong I was lol. I don't know why
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Post by MasterSnit on Mar 5, 2014 18:47:27 GMT -5
Bad News Podium rises to the skyI'm afraid I've got some bad news, Champ. That huge-ass post was all for nothing! Ba-ha-ha! BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG ![](http://i.imgur.com/IPu9lxT.gif) No it still felt good unleashing that rant no matter how wrong I was lol. I don't know why ![](http://whatistheexcel.com/wooobooru/_images/6d77c7181c0971a41a9d650d61004057/16506%20-%20Raw%20autoplay_gif%20bad_news_barrett%20frowning%20gif%20laughing%20smiling%20suit%20wade_barrett%20wwe.gif)
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Post by Champ on Mar 6, 2014 15:57:03 GMT -5
I think I'm angry at the fans, not punk because you know that scenario would've been totally acceptable and hypocritical
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Post by Champ on Mar 7, 2014 22:07:42 GMT -5
I got a new idea for mania though. I think dan Bryan has to wrestle twice. They are just backed into a corner right now and everyone has a match and a feud.
They can't just blow off triple H and Daniel Bryan. Even though it was supposed to be punks feud, there's actually more of a buildup with trips and Bryan and it makes more sense. We already saw punk and trips do this angle already. So dan vs trips kind of has to happen because it WILL be awesome when trips catches the flying knee on the grandest stage. But at the same time, this main event can not stand on it's own. There's only 2 guys that make sense to add in to fix it, Bryan and cena. But let's face it, this year it's about Bryan and I think wwe sees that. It's not like you have a bunch of assholes in a corner screaming we want Ryder...I mean we want Bryan, but they go with cena anyway. This time Bryan is the guy.
However they go about it, whatever. But I think Bryan has to go out there twice at mania. I normally wouldn't say that but this is a rare situation.
I know this is cheesy but, how memorable would it be if trips loses earlier in the night, then he tries to cost dan the title later in the night and then hogan comes out and does the YOOOU and blocks trips punch and big boots him out of the ring and dan hits the flying knee on Orton for the win? I would have to mark out seeing dan getting the seal of approval by hulk fucking hogan at the 30th mania. Cheesy? Yes but it feels like good booking
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Post by Velkontés on Mar 8, 2014 5:52:17 GMT -5
I know this is cheesy but, how memorable would it be if trips loses earlier in the night, then he tries to cost dan the title later in the night and then hogan comes out and does the YOOOU and blocks trips punch and big boots him out of the ring and dan hits the flying knee on Orton for the win? I would have to mark out seeing dan getting the seal of approval by hulk fucking hogan at the 30th mania. Cheesy? Yes but it feels like good booking ![](http://i.imgur.com/o2AGxC2.jpg) If you saw Triple H on Michael Cole's weekly interview on wwe.com, he flat out says he's not lacing up his boots again for a B+ player. So how about Hogan raises the stakes and puts Dan and Triple H in the main event and makes it a 4-way elimination match. The other three try to get along to punish Dan, but they don't co-operate for long because they're Heels. Orton eliminates Batista, Dan eliminates Orton, and the mannattees shit their pants when Triple H hits the pedigree on Dan. Of course, Dan kicks out and makes HHH tap out to win the title.
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