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Post by Snitskyman2016 on Mar 11, 2012 8:23:28 GMT -5
Thanks to the BAGMOFNS, Drew is 1-0 since signing with WWE.
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Post by MasterSnit on Mar 12, 2012 11:36:18 GMT -5
I quite enjoyed this week's show.
I'm really enjoying Daniel Bryan right now and although I like Sheamus too, I hope Bryan retains at WrestleMania. "A.J. shut up" That was hilarious. He couldn't have delivered that line any better than he did.
Turtle might have won the battle this week but I'm confident Big Johnny will win the war.
Hornswoggle wins so often that I expected McIntyre to job to him.
The main event was OK.
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Post by Velkontés on Mar 14, 2012 0:44:33 GMT -5
When Drew started dicking around, I thought someone was going to interfere followed by the Diva Finish. Instead they saved the Diva Finish for the GM match and Drew just kicked the shit out of that little turd, thus making him my hero again.
A Santino vs Swagger cage match is such a weird idea, in a good way. And it was a good match too.
Dan Bryan got the better of Sheamus in that face-off. Sheamus taking a cheap shot at AJ struck a duff note for me. AJ was looking smoking. She is so much hotter when she dresses like a woman rather than when she does her Barely Legal shtick.
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Post by Champ on Mar 16, 2012 0:04:07 GMT -5
Yeah dude, I'm growing retarded for AJ lately. She's looking so good!
It's weird I almost want Drew to turn face
Dan is doing a fantastic job. The storyline fits too because in real life no one really did think he was capable of main eventing mania 6 months ago and he's actually main eventing the WHC match. I was waiting for them to waste his MITB opportunity away. Dude proved me wrong. That's for sure
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Post by Velkontés on Mar 19, 2012 13:13:57 GMT -5
Drew is back to jobbing again then.
I'll just repeat what I wrote last week: AJ looks so much hotter when she dresses like a woman rather than her Barely Legal routine. Also, Divas matches are so much better with Dan Bryan involved.
Raw Rebound: yeah, that's interesting that Rock pointed out that wasn't the Cena we were used to. Cena better hire Otunga to defend him in divorce court.
Oh hey everyone, Cody Rhodes beat Great Khali. I so badly want him to beat Big Show at Wrestlemania, but I know it's not going to happen.
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Post by MasterSnit on Mar 21, 2012 10:30:39 GMT -5
Nah, Big Show will be getting my highest number of points in the pickems for WrestleMania. I'm sure you guys will all do the same. He is definitely winning. I would laugh heartily though if Cody not only beat Big Show at WrestleMania, but dominated and embarrassed him before pinning him clean in the middle of the ring with a smile on his face.
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Post by Champ on Mar 21, 2012 22:33:49 GMT -5
I don't know. Cody vs. Big Show seems like one of those things that could fall either way. Either Big Show wins with that big "in your face" payoff or Cody somehow beats him "embarrassingly" by count or something, thus proving his point. I'm still on the fence with that one
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Post by MasterSnit on Mar 23, 2012 12:49:26 GMT -5
Big Show vs Cody Rhodes - Big Show - 10
Still, out of all the matches that will be going down I would also love to see Cody win. Maybe someone can come out and screw Big Show but they seem to be highlighting his shortcomings too much for him to fail again.
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Post by Velkontés on Mar 24, 2012 15:30:17 GMT -5
Big Show vs Cody Rhodes - Big Show - 10Still, out of all the matches that will be going down I would also love to see Cody win. Maybe someone can come out and screw Big Show but they seem to be highlighting his shortcomings too much for him to fail again. John Cena vs. The Rock How badly I want The Rock to win - 51% Probability of that happening - 16% The Undertaker vs. Triple H How badly I want The Undertaker to win - 65% Probability of that happening - 90% Can never count against Triple H pulling a Triple H move Team Teddy vs. Team Johnny How badly I want Team Johnny to win - 99% Probability of that happening - 70% WWE Champion CM Punk vs. Chris Jericho How badly I want Jericho to win CM Punk to lose - 80% Probability of that happening - 20% World Heavyweight Champion Daniel Bryan vs. Sheamus How badly I want Bryan to win - 93% Probability of that happening - 30% Intercontinental Champion Cody Rhodes vs. Big Show How badly I want Rhodes to win - 99.9% Probability of that happening - 1% I basically agree with Mastersnit. They're making way too big a deal out of Big Show Batista'ing Wrestlemania to not have a happy ending. I guess Albert could be the one screwing Show over. I could actually see this match being a squash a la JBL vs Mysterio. Randy Orton vs. Kane How badly I want... actually, I don't care about this match. It will probably be a fun 8-minute brawl though. Kelly Kelly & Maria Menounos vs. Divas Champion Beth Phoenix & Eve How badly I want Kelly Kelly to be fired... out of a cannon... into the sun... while Eve takes her top off... 100% Probability of that happening 0% Guest stars always seem to win (Snooki, Mayweather, Sumo Guy)
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Post by Velkontés on Mar 25, 2012 7:28:32 GMT -5
Anyway, this week's show was alright.
AJ is 2-0! Fucking brilliant. Let's all hear it for AJ! THUNDEROUS BOOS. Cole is on the bandwagon now. Such a shame he's probably jobbing that title to Sheamus at Wrestle-Mania.
Nikki throwing her sister under the bus was pretty funny, even if she is supporting Team Teddy. Hey, we all make mistakes.
Raw Rebound: Teddy slapping TEVPOTR and running away like a pregnant dog made me laugh. So who is going to turn on Team Teddy and cost the team the match? Ryder? Khali? Hornswoggle? Aksana?
Biggest laugh of the week: Brodus does his long-ass entrance... and there's Heath Slater in the shadows looking like a dork.
Khali should have been disqualified for attacking Dolph after the bell rang. Teddy Long sucks.
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Post by MasterSnit on Mar 30, 2012 16:54:05 GMT -5
I'm pretty confident that Aksana will turn on Team Teddy and reveal herself as Big Johnny's mole with an untouched hole. Teddy's going to have massive blue balls and no job. The look on his face is going to be priceless, lol. He'll be standing there like a big sad chocolate peanut. I can't wait.
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Post by Champ on Apr 1, 2012 12:22:25 GMT -5
I'm pretty confident that Aksana will turn on Team Teddy and reveal herself as Big Johnny's mole with an untouched hole. Teddy's going to have massive blue balls and no job. The look on his face is going to be priceless, lol. He'll be standing there like a big sad chocolate peanut. I can't wait. LMAO a big sad chocolate peanut I think the same thing is going to happen in that match too. After (MS or V) first mentioned it, I thought it made perfect sense. You knew something was off from the beginning with Aksana. I just wasn't sure where they were going with it til now
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Post by Champ on Apr 5, 2012 23:40:21 GMT -5
Dude I HAD to post this for that comment
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Post by Velkontés on Apr 9, 2012 3:44:07 GMT -5
LOL at TEVPOTR&GMOMNR&GMOFNSD's intro music. Fabulous.
Yeah, who needs self-respect and dignity when you've got grandkids who need to mooch off you.
Orton vs Kane was better than their Wrestlemania match. Strange.
Oh Kaitlyn.
That was pretty clever how they fanwanked all the people chanting YES at Bryan. Don't know if it will work though. I guess AJ's going to interfere in the rematch to help Dan get the title back. Please?
Hooray! The hotter Bella twin won a match. When was the last time that happened?
I take it Sandow isn't a fan of Impact.
Winning in 18 seconds hasn't done Sheamus any favours either.
B-
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Post by Champ on Apr 9, 2012 22:40:24 GMT -5
After about 7 to 10 minutes into the match, that was all I could think about. Holy shit, this is better than what they did at Wrestlemania and it was free!(not that I paid for mania lol). In some ways it's brilliant. It's as if Kane and Orton got to the back and were told, you guys could've done better than that, so go do it on Smackdown. It's a great way to show the fans that they actually give a shit about rewarding them, even they don't give a shit. Still, great business move
Did I ever mention WWE is brillant....sometimes? Because WWE is brilliant.....sometimes
That guy is a FANTASTIC promo guy already! He was just so spot on and articulate. He put 90% of the roster to shame. I hope he's good in the ring. If so, we may have a blue chipper here
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