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Post by Velkontés on Jun 7, 2012 0:09:08 GMT -5
Given that she smacked her around a few times, if this was TNA AJ would start banging Kaitlyn.
Yeah, I went there.
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Post by MasterSnit on Jun 7, 2012 14:57:55 GMT -5
I was gonna go there. It would have just degenerated into lebso erotic literature though.
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Post by Velkontés on Jun 10, 2012 5:39:33 GMT -5
Ugh, why did Big Johnny entrust Teddy Long to run Smackdown when we could have had Business Suit Eve instead.
I like that they had an explanation for Christian's Face turn. See, this shit isn't hard.
I got a good laugh out of Kane hanging out in the red corridor again... and then AJ hanging out in the corridor. AJ rules.
Yeah, Booker T said Antonio was wearing wrist bands... around his thighs, and then Cole retorts with "if they were wrist bands, his thighs would be an inch and a half in circumference". What kind of wrists has Michael Cole got?
Oh yeah, I remember that Breakthrough Battle Royale. You know, the one which had Randy Orton in it. I remember the contract signing with Ventura's promo much better.
So they did Kane vs Sheamus on Smackdown. That's one more future PPV I don't need to buy.
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Post by Champ on Jun 16, 2012 2:17:35 GMT -5
Ok, it's official, I'm claiming AJ. She's my favorite diva now. I always thought she was really cute but she was kind of a bubbly idiot before. Now that she's playing this crazy role she's sexy, cute, hot, and awesome rolled into one. Like Punk, I'm digging the crazy chick big time right now
It's crazy because AJ was my favorite person on Smackdown tonight. I feel like wrestling is stale again. No one is really that good these days except like Austin Aries and Joseph Park lol(TNA will fuck that up anyway). Even Dan's losing YES steam
But I actually had to agree with Punk's promo tonight. The Vickie and Dolph crap is the same old bullshit over and over(Punk's been the same old bullshit over and over too). But, if they don't have plans for Dolph to go in a different direction very soon, then pointing out the Vickie and Dolph's redundancy in kayfabe, to quote V, doesn't make it any less stupid.
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Post by Velkontés on Jun 16, 2012 16:10:57 GMT -5
LOL. I think there'll be some young boys experiencing funny feelings for the first time after watching that. After her "aggressive women" line the other day, it did make me laugh that AJ started batting eyelashes at Vickie after she slapped her. I'd love it if she aligns with Kane or Dan at the PPV just because it'll make Punk look like a COMPLETE idiot. So very tired of Punk now. Remember when he called Cena the New York Yankees? At some point one of these FCW graduates need to call him out and make a name for themselves. 2nd Biggest laugh of the week: Cole: Well, we know CM Punk digs crazy chicks Booker: We don't know that Cole: well, he SAID IT Have I mentioned recently that Booker T is stupid? Seriously, is he in a competition with Taz or something? Big Johnny pointing out that he's the anti-Bischoff was great. Biggest laugh of the week: "Hulk Hogan. Sting. Ric Flair. Whatever." That was one of the better promos I've heard recently. They should have let those jobbers tell a bunch more abysmal jokes. Technically, Damian Sandow vs Tyson Kidd was the main event of Smackdown. Just as well Cena "unexpectedly" showed up to fill out the last 5 minutes.
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Post by MasterSnit on Jun 19, 2012 11:38:50 GMT -5
The jobbers telling jokes was my favourite part of the show. I agree, they should have let them tell at least a dozen more. Ryback would have got an Ultimate Warrior pop after a few more jokes.
AJ and Kane is amusing. When AJ jumped into his arms I honestly expected Kane to sprout a big cartoon boner and lift her out of the shot. Then when Kane kissed her backstage, I marked. We're so used to Kane just torturing the divas and trying to rape them, but he is playing it smooth with AJ. Kane is a pimp, lol.
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Post by Velkontés on Jun 24, 2012 8:46:17 GMT -5
2nd Biggest laugh of the week: "you're supposed to be upset." Vickie Guerrero is so awesome.
Ricardo Rodriguez's boss beat Christian for some reason.
Biggest laugh of the week: The look on Kane's face when they announced the guest timekeeper. That was so blatant yet great.
AJ fucking stuff up just because she can: also awesome.
Heath Slater made a Mick Foley segment entertaining. He's such a loser that his "you'll be facing" guy wasn't Sheamus. Or Kane. It was... Zack Ryder.
Eh, Smackdown didn't do all that much for me this week.
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Post by Velkontés on Jul 1, 2012 15:39:19 GMT -5
Smackdown obversations for June 29th:
Didn't Layla have her own music at some point in the distant past? Why give her Tiffany's awful music? It's weird how they've given AJ a personality and a push, and Layla is just... somebody who exists on planet Earth.
Biggest Laugh Of The Week: "everyone's tired of you repeating your same old annoying catchphrase... I said EXCUSE ME" God, I knew it was coming and it was still awesome. Vickie Guerrero is great.
Watching the recap of Raw and her match against Layla, I noticed that... well, let's just say: I guess AJ's been watching Sarita's fitness video. Good lord.
I like that they didn't fuck around and just had Sandow beat Ryder decisively. It's an interesting field for the Smackdown MITB match, but man, I'm just fed up with the MITB concept now.
Biggest Laugh Of The Week: David Otunga's posing, complete with dramatic music. Hysterical. He's going to be the biggest heel in the company in six weeks doing that every week. I guess Otunga's been watching Barry Bonds' fitness video.
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Post by Champ on Jul 1, 2012 23:36:22 GMT -5
I hate when they recycle diva music over and over. Alicia has Maria's old horrible techno music too. You'd think the Divas champ would be given her own theme. But as the saying goes, when it comes to the WWE divas, WWE is stupid
Yeah totally, that was one of those things where you saw that perfect pitch winding up from a mile away and still loved every second of Vickie hitting the homerun
You know what's crazy right now? AJ my be my favorite guy/girl on the roster right now. I feel like she's like a female main eventer and all the other main eventers are just stale. Dan Bryan is red hot too. But I'm just loving every bit of AJ right now
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Post by MasterSnit on Jul 2, 2012 16:58:34 GMT -5
'The Masterpiece' David Otunga was the best thing on the show. Brilliant.
I'm so much more interested in the SmackDown MITB match than the RAW match.
Thank God they at least got rid of the Michelle McCool theme for Layla. Come to think of it, wasn't the McCool theme actually one of Stephanie's themes back in about 2004-5? That theme was such a crowd killer.
I thought they were going to be turning Dolph face, but he seemed very heelish on SmackDown this week.
Alberto really needs to spice some things up. I just don't care for him at all at the minute. Not Big Show levels of notgivingafuck, but not far behind.
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Post by Champ on Jul 6, 2012 22:24:43 GMT -5
It was actually Torrie Wilson's theme originally. I think it was the music of the 3 Vince pregnant doges, Torrie, Victoria and Candice. I forgot what they were called. Then Torrie just took it
I think they need to turn Dolph. I just can't see him doing anything more with his gimmick. They can even pull the old face turn to freshen his character then turn him heel again with a different gimmick and repackage him. He's head and shoulders above everyone in the ring right now IMO. Ziggler is looking like the the next HBK in the ring these days
Alberto sucks lol. I agree, it's not even that I dislike him. I just don't give a shit and a half about him. I noticed when Alberto is on my tv lately and I'm not watching live I've been forwarding it. That's the worst scenario for any talent when you're simply just not interested in them
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Post by Velkontés on Jul 8, 2012 15:03:10 GMT -5
[Alberto sucks lol. I agree, it's not even that I dislike him. I just don't give a shit and a half about him. I noticed when Alberto is on my tv lately and I'm not watching live I've been forwarding it. That's the worst scenario for any talent when you're simply just not interested in them When he was doing his racist Mexican bit on Smackdown this week, I thought we were going to get a swerve where we find out ADR is actually an illegal. Then we get vignettes where he has to go to Citizenship School and has to say how much he loves America through gritted teeth to get his papers. Or he could marry Kelly Kelly to get a green card. But yeah, otherwise I don't care about ADR either. Kane is a fan of barbecues. That was a funny bit at the start. Smackdown parties usually rule. I mean, this one had Kaitlyn and Alicia Fox in bikinis and Natalya looking great. Can't complain. Hunico is the most under-rated wrestler in the major leagues. Cole shitting on the fossils made me laugh. I mean, you bring two fossils in with Santino to beat three young prospects, and yet you have your lead commentator point out what a joke it is that they keep bringing out fossils. Nobody wins! Aw look, Ryback has an actual feud now! It's with real WWE Superstars and everything! Cole hitting on AJ was awesomely creepy. CM Punk was creepy too. I mean, at least you KNOW Dan is being a dick. AJ is PG Lita. Obviously the main event of the PPV is AJ Refereeing with special guest WWE Title match. I can't say the matches were all that good this week, but it was entertaining enough.
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Post by Champ on Jul 10, 2012 23:50:06 GMT -5
As I mentioned on the Raw thread, I'm just in a funk with WWE at the moment. I already expressed my enjoyment for the wWE title storyline but other than that, all I can really say is, Dolph Ziggler is the best wrestler in the WWE. The dude is Shawn Michaels good in the ring. I really hope he can get his persona over because he could be something special someday
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Post by Velkontés on Jul 15, 2012 10:01:11 GMT -5
Well, that was the greatest Khali vs Big Show match ever. Tyler Reks getting less promo time than the usual Ryback jobbers amused me. And the main event was good. Otherwise: blah.
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Post by MasterSnit on Jul 18, 2012 17:51:18 GMT -5
SmackDown has been pretty bleh lately. I think the boring Sheamus v Alberto Del Fatso feud is the main reason.
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