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Post by MasterSnit on Apr 11, 2012 15:46:57 GMT -5
Dude I HAD to post this for that comment  Now we're going to get to see him like that two times a week thanks to Big Johnny. And yes, Big Johnny's theme is brilliant. I got a good laugh at that. Super SmackDown from last night was pretty good. Big Johnny messing with Sheamus was funny. Kane is hilarious with his sadistic one liners. When he appeared in the boiler room I started laughing, knowing that Cowboy Bob was either unconscious or tied to a chair about to be tortured, lol. Mae Young is also always good for a giggle. Benny Camer, saw and was conquered. That was a good one. Jimmy Hart is like Bugs Bunny personified. I would have preferred it if he smacked Foley over the head with his microphone instead of getting socko'd. I also like the way Big Show is paying Cody back equally or more for all that Cody put him through. Cody is playing his part well. Pipers Pit was pretty good. Daniel Bryan's smug wifebeater face is so funny. The main event was OK. Obvious finish with a finisherfest from the fossils. |
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Post by Velkontés on Apr 15, 2012 10:48:02 GMT -5
Did I miss it, or did Teddy Long not show up to work this week? That's pretty funny.
Yeah, Piper's Pit was great. Bryan laughing when AJ actually left the ring on his command was some quality heeling. And AJ has more character than any of the other women in WWE. I thought she was foreshadowing getting involved in the rematch at the PPV (which will probably be 36 seconds long, now I say that). I guess "Yes Yes Yes" isn't going to catch on after all.
The rest of the show was pants.
Face Sheamus is really misfiring now. Although I did like him essentially saying "yep, we're boned" to Okerlund before his match. It makes a change from all these dumbasses demanding handicap matches.
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Post by Champ on Apr 18, 2012 23:35:34 GMT -5
Fossil shows generally suck. I understand why they do it. But they're never really any good
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Post by Velkontés on Apr 22, 2012 8:34:00 GMT -5
AJ's experiencing the greatest joy a woman can feel: worshipping some low-life jerk.
Brodus needed to use a leprechaun to cause a distraction and get the upper hand on Hunico. Gay.
Teddy Long getting owned by two rookies was gold. That was a really fun little tag match too. I think they have potential. Good signing, Mr Laurinaitis. Funny how every week TEVPOTR is auditioning and introducing new talent. You know, like a general manager should be doing.
Oh wow, CM Punk is defending the title in his home town? uh oh
"That's Tower Bridge. I wish you would both jump off it." heh. The old jokes are the best. Do the Cole-haters on the board think Cole's toned things down a little bit lately?
LOL at Heath Slater's hat. I think it's a bit rich for Drew McIntyre to be laughing at jobbers. Booker imploring the jobber to counter Goldberg's finisher into a small package was pretty funny too.
It feels like I've seen that six-man tag a hundred times before. For all I know it might have been the first time they've ever lined up. Why on Earth are Daniel Bryan and Sheamus STILL tangling every single week? Stupid company.
C+
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Post by MasterSnit on Apr 24, 2012 17:18:34 GMT -5
Do the Cole-haters on the board think Cole's toned things down a little bit lately? Yeah, he definitely has. For a while all he did was talk about himself. He has finally managed to find a middle ground between being an annoying heel commentator and simply being annoying. I thought the main event was actually a really good match. |
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Post by Naitch on Apr 27, 2012 23:46:34 GMT -5
Well look who finally came up from FCW! Here's hoping Antonio makes Teddy cry some more!
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Post by Champ on Apr 28, 2012 12:16:41 GMT -5
That air press into the uppercut was sick! I like this guy. He has a way about him where I can see him doing good things.
And that was HILARIOUS that Aksana made out with him in front of Teddy like there was absolutely nothing fucked up about it
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Post by MasterSnit on Apr 28, 2012 18:08:16 GMT -5
Yeah, this Turtle pwnage is good. Aksana just didn't give one single fuck and broke his heart in the middle of the ring, lol. That was cold.
I'm really enjoying Ryback. It's simple jobber squashing, but he is damn good at it. "Feed me more!"
I really liked Nikki Bella winning the title on RAW. Good to see twin magic in full effect again on SmackDown.
Mark Henry sells the Brogue kick brilliantly. I wish he would start winning a bit more though.
Anyone think AJ might be putting the angst act on and she will assist Bryan in beating Sheamus at the PPV? I hope so.
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Post by Champ on Apr 29, 2012 0:31:55 GMT -5
It's weird I feel like I'm the only one who thinks Sheamus is absolutely retaining. I think Dan will definitely win a fall but I feel like they're going to rebuild Dan around the Yes and keep him away from the title for a bit
And yeah, that was SO cold what Aksana did. The fact that she had absolutely no remorse made it that much funnier. It's not like Teddy ever kissed her anyway
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Post by Velkontés on Apr 29, 2012 6:30:04 GMT -5
Anyone think AJ might be putting the angst act on and she will assist Bryan in beating Sheamus at the PPV? I hope so. I would usually think they'd be setting up an AJ intervention, if it wasn't for the fact that it would cripple Sheamus if she did. If she helps Dan, Sheamus looks like a chump. If she helps Sheamus it further undermines his title reign. So while I would like AJ to give Dan the assist, I'm thinking THEY have to restore legitimacy to Sheamus. I think he could win 2-0. And yeah, this Teddy ownage is hilarious. Why couldn't they do this with Bischoff on Impact? I hope his grandkids show up with their mooching bags and then blow it on crack. I hear you really have to go some to get thrown out of the Swiss Rugby League. I did like Antonio's debut's as well though. He reminds me a bit of Desmond Wolfe. Also, "If they were kneepads they would be covering his knees" I kinda guessed that with two former World Champions in the ring, that it would be the Ring Announcer getting punched in the face by Big Show. Then they swerved me. He chokeslammed him instead. Titus no-selling Zeke revealing he was Yoshi's tag partner was great. Yeah, why didn't you sign these guys, Teddy? I don't get Cody jobbing to Khali. Wasn't Nikki a Face a few weeks ago? Weren't the twins feuding going into Wrestlemania? Oh, and Kaitlyn (and Kaitlyn's tits) telling Striker to knock it off was long overdue. He really is incredibly creepy whenever he's talking to/about the divas. Unlike V and his entirely non-creepy boner for Sarita, of course. I thought it was kind of a treading-the-water show this week. It kept me entertained but there was nothing that amazing about it. |
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Post by MasterSnit on May 1, 2012 14:24:24 GMT -5
No! We had to put up with Devon's Turds in TNA for about two years, I don't think I can handle a couple of little Turdles coming in and doing stupid stuff.
Matt Striker is generally creepy all the time. He's a complete tit.
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Post by Champ on May 2, 2012 22:28:04 GMT -5
LOL TURDles
I actually do like the idea of turdles coming in begging for stuff. I highly doubt it would be worse than Devon's turds. They were just complete sandbags
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Post by MasterSnit on May 3, 2012 18:47:12 GMT -5
Yeah, it would have to be absolutely, unimaginably terrible to even compete with the Turds. TNA being TNA, I bet they float the Turds back to the surface again soon. Garrett and The Turds are the future of the business, brother.
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Post by Velkontés on May 6, 2012 6:45:06 GMT -5
Man, everyone else stealing Daniel Bryan's bit. Come up with your own material, asshats.
We can add Ricardo Rodriguez's top-rope crossbody to the list of things I marked out for this week. That was picture-perfect!
I enjoyed the tag match. I think that's the first I've seen Camacho wrestle.
Vickie Guerrero STILL getting nuclear heat brings a tear to my eye, ese. Oh, Brodus is actually wrestling matches now? I guess I'll have to update my list of Women Wrestlers to put Naomi near the top. Speaking of, I approve of Business Suit Eve. Wow. Also, Eve rules.
The "What" chant jobbing to Sandow was greatness. Good debut.
I enjoyed the other tag match too.
Layla's been out for a YEAR and they didn't get around to getting her new music? This was like the first 3 minutes of a good match, rather than a good match, if you see what I mean.
AJ smacking Kaitlyn again was greatness.
B+
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Post by MasterSnit on May 11, 2012 15:43:01 GMT -5
Yeah, they need to relax with all the other guys yessing. It's only good when Bryan does it.
I agree Ricardo flying through the air was great. I didn't realise it was him at first and thought he was maybe a Samoa Joe ninja kidnapper.
They really do need to change Layla's music. When it hit at the PPV I thought it was Michelle McCool at first. For a few seconds I was not happy. At all.
AJ's slap would have put Cena down for a two and a half count.
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