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Post by MasterSnit on Sept 17, 2011 13:03:17 GMT -5
I do like the idea of Money having to face off against all of the other Fivetune guys leading up to the PPV. If nothing else, it should build his credibility up really well before he headlines their biggest show of the year. It will probably also play a part in setting up the obvious final final chapter, for now, in the Daniels - A.J. feud. Daniels will probably screw A.J. in his match against Money.
Samoa Joe said something about a Matt Morgan being a rice crispie because his ankle went pop. As if I couldn't hate him any more, now he's some tough guy comedian.
The turds at ringside were back again. I was thinking we might have got rid of them, but like all annoying turds, they eventually float back into sight.
Looks like Velvet will win this tourney and then probably win the title at the PPV. Bytch.
Sting sneaking up on Hogan and Flair's secret plan was funny. It was a bit much bookending the show with a promo and a match between them. The match wasn't too bad, in fact, it might be considered a classic when lined up against the Sting vs Hogan match we are away to get at the PPV.
I wonder how many weeks they will have Jeff Hardy sulk about backstage and get humiliated by the other wrestlers. Both segments were good, but I especially liked D-Von's compassionate, yet hard talking stance with Jeff. A.J.'s was good too, but did Jeff really almost kill the company like he was alluding to? Their top guy and world champion is prone to jobbing to the occasional mug shot yet I don't hear too much being made about how the food on little A.J.'s plate is going to disappear because of Kurt's actions.
Money vs Kazarian was a good match.
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Post by Velkontés on Sept 17, 2011 13:53:25 GMT -5
I do like the idea of Money having to face off against all of the other Fivetune guys leading up to the PPV. If nothing else, it should build his credibility up really well before he headlines their biggest show of the year. I really enjoyed that segment. They made a big deal out of winning the BFGS, and set up the Title match nicely. Crazy-Terrifying-Smiling Kurt Angle telling Roode's stablemates that they can go easy on him if they want, but they'll fall to the bottom of the ladder feels like a fun old-schooly type angle. Daniels ending his streak of shitty promos this week. I thought he was hilarious. Plus they got a faceful of hot fake-Mexican tits, which just makes me despise them even more. They should have made that 8-person match elimination rules, just for the clusterfuckyness of seeing (say) Anarqqia and Tessmacher locking up. My favourite move was Tara barrelling over Rosita with a spear. Hogan telling Flair it was the biggest night of their careers got a big laugh out of me. Sting was the icing on the cake. D-Von ruled it. AJ was very good. It's two totally understandable reactions to have towards Jeff, which makes this a more compelling shooty angle than the CM Punk one. For me, anyhow. I'm not convinced that Jeff won't fuck it up by pulling some dumb Matt Hardy stunt, but I guess that's where some of the dramatic tension is coming from. But so far, so good. Karen was in rare form. You are 7 minutes late! It really is hilarious to me how Traci just takes it like a pregnant dog. Is the pay really that good that she can't find some other, non-wrestling job somewhere? Because I doubt the pay is really that good. Madison sucking up to Karen was gold. I actually really enjoyed this week's episode. I've said this before, but the presentation of their backstage sketches/interviews/conversations is a good innovation on their part. I think that fact struck me even more this week, because there wasn't an epic promo exchange to open the show. Sure, there was an epic promo later in the show with Fivetune, but winning the Bound For Glory Series kinda justifies it in my mind. Also, Joe/Morgan being a Submission Match made me realise that they've really scaled down the number of stipulations they use in their matches lately, which is a good thing. I mean, I say Impact's presentation is great, but their writing still leaves a lot to be desired sometimes. Someone clobbered Angelina with a foreign object right in front of Hebner and he didn't call a DQ. The fact it was Angelina's valet shouldn't have a bearing on it, according to decades of wrestling continuity and precedent. And it was so easy to avoid: just book it so that Hebner never saw it. And then Flair gave Sting a nutshot, Hebner saw it AGAIN and didn't call a DQ. Have I mentioned recently that this company is stupid? Because this company is stupid.
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Post by MasterSnit on Sept 18, 2011 16:49:29 GMT -5
Oh yeah, Tara almost cut Rosita in half with that spear.
I'm still not sure what to think about the Jeff Hardy stuff. We could try and figure out where they are going with it in the angle, but yeah, I also half expect it to fizzle out and go nowhere if he gets busted doing something stupid again.
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Post by Champ on Sept 20, 2011 13:59:23 GMT -5
He even did his tough guy swagger to the camera. I hate fat tough guys Yeah I think it's safe to say it's finally Velvet's time........BIIYYTCH! Love ya but I'm gonna go through you, to get to you. Love you too but I'm gonna take you out....tada for now! Angle's face was freaking me out! He had those glassy marionette puppet eyes and huge grin. It really was terrifying! AJ slipped off a rope and now Daniels is making claim to the biggest victory in TNA. That is pretty damn funny Yeah, I can see that. 52 year old Sting trying to take out 58 year old Hogan and 62 year old Flair on Impact was definitely a bigger night than Hulk Hogan vs. Andre the Giant at Wrestlemania 3 in front of 93,000 people ![???](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/huh.png) I was thinking that may have been D-Von's best promo to date. It also made D-Von seem like a really cool human being I totally L'dOL at that. I love how Madison's sweetness is always disrupted by her turning into a raging pregnant dog for a split second because someone gets under her skin. Karen, thank you SO much for being....SHATTAP!!! Hebner's known as the greatest referee ever too in the sense that he knows where he's at at all times in the ring. He must've been thinking, I can't believe I have to pretend to ignore this shit
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Post by Velkontés on Sept 24, 2011 7:36:38 GMT -5
"Did you say something?" PLUNK. That moreorless guaranteed that this week's Impact would be a good episode, regardless of what else happened. Logic dictates that Sting beats Hogan at BFG. But this is TNA.
My favourite part of the Knockouts match was Mickie giving Tessmacher a "you did NOT just stick your ultra-fine, perfectly-sculpted ass in my face" look.
My favourite part of the Handicap (sigh) match was Jerry Lynn doing a rolling eye poke and mocking RVD.
My favourite part of the X Division match was everything Aries did.
Devon and AJ cut great promos on Jeff. Al Snow and Morgan did not. Morgan came across as an asshole, to be honest. I think they need to nudge this story along a little now.
Speaking of great promos, Beer getting in Angle's face was good stuff. I'm glad they're not going the Michaels/Jannetty route with Beer Money because they've both got potential.
Anarqqia was pretty funny this week. Not as funny as Lynn, though. Who in turn was not as funny as Daniels.
Oh, something else that made me laugh was when Morgan closed the door for privacy yet we could still hear them talking loud and clear. Wrestling is funny sometimes.
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Post by Snitskyman2016 on Sept 24, 2011 17:03:56 GMT -5
Pretty much everything V said.
Highlights where Morgan's soundproof door, Tessmachers booty, Everything Aries does and Beer on the mic.
Lowlights are AJ's fake barfing, Jeffs stretched ears, and Mickie not liking a perfect toned ass in her face.
Yeah I really do not believe in piercing and stretching body parts.
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Post by Velkontés on Sept 25, 2011 4:24:26 GMT -5
Lowlights are AJ's fake barfing, Jeffs stretched ears, and Mickie not liking a perfect toned ass in her face. Yeah, this is also a woman who groped her opponent in a title match at Wrestlemania to gain an advantage. Perhaps she was pissed off at not having that perfect toned ass in her face for long enough or something. Perhaps having Tessmacher's perfect toned ass in her face reawoke the crazy psycho lesbian inside her. The possibilities are endless.
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Post by MasterSnit on Sept 25, 2011 13:49:33 GMT -5
Yeah, I wish Sting would start every show by taking out Bischoff. I find Anarqqia funny almost all of the time. What a couple of assholes Ink Inc are. Although, I can't wait to see Anarqqia with a tattoo of a big hairy cock on his chest next week. RVD got taken out backstage by a two foot doobie. He was OK, he just couldn't get off the floor. Beer was good again this week. If they are going their separate ways for a while I hope Beer brings back his old theme. Daniels was funny. The classic kick to the nuts when peace seems to have been achieved. I hope he wins clean at the PPV. Imagine the gloating after that. He can be Money's first challenger to the title, too. Kurt Angle's eyes look more and more insane every week. Jeff not taking Angle's crap made sense. Seeing as Kurt probably has as many mugshots as he has. It looks like someone has pumped helium into Kid Kash. Decent show. Oh yeah, ![](http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a134/RandyMarsh/Woohloohooloooo.png) WOOOOOOOHLOOHLOOOOO
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Post by Champ on Sept 26, 2011 15:14:33 GMT -5
I too thought it was hilarious how Matt Morgan closed the door to a room where a wireless microphone just so happened to catch the full conversation.
I loved the whole beginning. Even Hogan kicking the rope and faking the injury, AU HAU HAU! lol His timing to fake further injury was just so pathetic which is what made it brilliant. It shows that Sting finally backed him into a corner and Hogan is out of excuses and this confrontation needs to happen once and for all.
Tessmacher is just so hot. She really knows how to flaunt it too.
Yeah I appreciated that too. Jeff is taking a verbal beating from everyone like a man but throws it back in the face of the guy with less sober time and more mugshots than him. Jeff is just such a natural as a face too.
I also laughed when Anarquia said he's afraid of needles when he has like 10 tattoos already lol. I DO, however, appreciate his efforts to get his cowardly heel side over. I feel like Anarquia is one of those guys who is really in tune with what his role is when he's on camera, and what he has to do to get a reaction. He's like a more charismatic Chavo
See, I actually think it would make more sense for Daniels to win in a cheap way again. That's what seems to be making this angle work and giving Daniels that much more heat for his bragging. Regardless, Daniels is great right now
lol then he did a rolling thunder and just kicked Anderson instead of doing the actual senton bomb.
I'm starting to realize just how much harder it is to be a good face than a good heel. It seems like so many guys don't become really good until they turn heel. It's amazing how much easier it is to get people to hate you than to like you
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Post by MasterSnit on Sept 29, 2011 5:57:58 GMT -5
Daniels winning cheaply again would definitely work. Either way, I think he should win this match in one way or another. A.J. waltzing in and defeating him again so soon would ruin it.
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Post by Champ on Sept 29, 2011 15:56:50 GMT -5
oh if AJ beats him there's no point in continuing the angle. They'll just turn it into a Christian/world title angle. ONE MORE MATCH. It works with Christian's angle but not this one
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Post by Velkontés on Oct 2, 2011 7:18:58 GMT -5
I think Daniels winning clean has the most potential. AJ cheating to win could work too. But I agree that AJ winning clean kills the angle, really. All the other matches on Impact this week were weak, but AJ vs Roode was very good.
It seemed really random to me that Pope was wrestling Anderson, and then I thought "oh god, Devon's turd sons are going to get involved somehow". And lo, it came to pass.
Jeff Jarrett completely owned Kazarian. It's funny, because the man was making a good point when he wasn't calling Traci a whore, and even then he's pretty much right too. Why are we supposed to feel any sympathy for Traci? Side note: Karen is really tall.
Madison Rayne vs Tara was one of the stranger matches I've seen recently. I don't think Hebner quite knew what he was supposed to be doing. But Madison won, so I'm not complaining. As she is Karen's pet you'd think another title run could be in the offing.
One good development to come out of the Mexican America angle is Sarita now dresses like a cheap hooker. And I love it. Also she slapped Shannon Moore right in his stupid face. This was like wrestling Christmas.
Austin Aries had a funny line about how he'd beaten all the contestants in the #1 Contender match, so he wasn't concerned who won. They should pair Aries and Madison Rayne up.
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Post by Champ on Oct 2, 2011 16:17:03 GMT -5
I wonder if Kaz remembers that she fucked Bischoff 3 times already less than a month ago. Not to mention it was obvious what a desperate whore she was behaving like. This is one of the reasons TNA is so stupid.
I too am so sick of looking at D-Von's shitty sons every week. It wouldn't be so bad if they actually had a fucking clue about acting
Rosita is looking good too! I like Spanish whores
And Shannon Moore still sucks
Aries is such a natural. I don't remember him being this good during his last run.
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Post by MasterSnit on Oct 4, 2011 16:48:28 GMT -5
It seemed really random to me that Pope was wrestling Anderson, and then I thought "oh god, Devon's turd sons are going to get involved somehow". And lo, it came to pass. Turd 1 - "Let him get in the ring!" Turd 2 - "Yeah, let him get in the ring" Turd 1 - "Let him in the ring" Turd 2 - "Get him in the ring" Turd 1 - "Let him get in the ring" Fucking turds! I hate them! They only know about 8 words! D-Von, get the fucking tables and take out the turds. I also liked the Jarrett ownage and hope the feud continues like that. How the hell are Traci and her joke tits the faces in this thing? They need to lay off the Bobby Roode ass kissing a bit. All this "You're ready man, I really mean it" is making him sound like too much of an underdog. I still hope he beats Angle for the title.
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Post by Velkontés on Oct 4, 2011 23:59:16 GMT -5
I wonder if Kaz remembers that she fucked Bischoff 3 times already less than a month ago. lol. Plot-required amnesia. It really is appalling how they portray women on this show. Might be why Mickie James stands out so much as a great Face. I hope Roode beats Angle for the title, but really I'm hoping they just have a shenanigan-free match, because it demeans the BFG series otherwise. I mean, Angle can put his feet on the ropes or something, but I don't want half a dozen run-ins. Save that for the rematch.
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