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Post by Naitch on Sept 2, 2011 14:08:31 GMT -5
Quick thoughts
-RVD vs Gunner was a convulted piece of shit with way to much Joe/Morgan/Lynn happening.
Sorenson/Kendrick vs Aries/Kash was awesome. Mostly because of Aries.
-Eric Young was a crap load of awesome.
-AJ vs Daniels seemed a little one sided the whole time for me to really get into.
-Angle vs Sting was also pretty weak. I guess this was all about advancing storylines.
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Post by Velkontés on Sept 4, 2011 4:34:48 GMT -5
-RVD vs Gunner was a convulted piece of shit with way to much Joe/Morgan/Lynn happening. My favourite move of the match was Joe kicking Morgan in the balls. The ending was interesting though. God, the knockouts segment made me laugh. Traci Brooks is the BIGGEST loser in wrestling. She banged Bischoff - three times - and didn't get the job. And then Karen promised to treat her like shit and she took it like a pregnant dog rather than walk out. They probably think we want to see Traci get her revenge, but I don't. I want to see Traci get degraded even more until she kills herself. Fucking hilarious. It really is amazing how misogynistic this show can be sometimes. Having said all that, I'm not enthused about Karen being the GM of the division. She did a good job of setting herself up as an incredibly obnoxious asshole, but I've got a feeling we'll having endless months of her being an incredibly obnoxious asshole with very little payoff, as seems to be TNA's way. A Mickie/Karen feud a la Austin/McMahon (and I know how ridiculous that sounds, but it would work) could be fun though. The less-insane Hardy returns next week. They basically advertised it as a trainwreck too. Morgan came back out just to get punted in the balls again. Tremendous. Sting no-selling Hogan's chair shot was awesome. I enjoyed this week's offering.
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Post by MasterSnit on Sept 5, 2011 15:14:31 GMT -5
I thought it was a decent show.
Kendrick and Prick Bundy vs Old Man Kash and T.G.M.T.E.L. was a good match.
I also liked the totally meant botched ending to the AJ vs Daniels match.
I'm glad Eric Young is back, but hopefully he doesn't get jobbed out to the Robbies next week.
I'm not sure what to think of the stuff with the Knockouts. Are we supposed to feel sorry for Traci now because her skank plan backfired? I think V's vision of this angle is probably quite right. I did like Karen's theme though. It's funny because she basically stole Traci's job and her theme at the same time. (minus the Jeff Jarrett screechy start)
A Matt Morgan vs Samoa Joe feud is my worst nightmare as far a TNA feuds go. I don't know who to hate the most.
Hey, let's all cheer for Anderson again! At least the zombie thing has worn off.
Mickie won the title again. I have a bad feeling that this feud is going to spiral into absurdity when she gets bitten and devoured by the vamps and becomes their slave... or something like that. Only for Velvet Van Helsing to save the day with some garlic and a pointed dildo.
So much for Crimson then. I wonder if their fail-safe all along was to just have one guy injure anyone who happened to be in a top four position at the end of the tournament. I would quite like to see Beer vs Money in the final. I'm rooting for Beer.
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Post by Champ on Sept 6, 2011 12:40:18 GMT -5
That was totally ridiculous. She's standing there in front of the knockouts right after fucking Bischoff backstage with a power hungry look on her face and then she's being consoled as a face after he kicks her to the curb.
A sting/Hogan match doesn't need to happen. Just have Sting continuously make Hogan's life a living hell and that's enough
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Post by Velkontés on Sept 10, 2011 14:00:16 GMT -5
Sting announced that the Network gave him powers and Hogan & Bischoff totally believed him again. Hilarious. I hope this becomes a recurring motif.
Kenderson needs to rethink his whole approach to delivering a promo. Bully Ray gave a great promo.
I got a good laugh out of Aries' Hipster Douchebag glasses.
Kendrick's new theme is catchy.
There seemed to be a lot of "I will stand here for a few seconds waiting for my opponent to do a move off the top turnbuckle onto me" moments in the matches this week.
I love how they're booking Gunner. Here's a guy who can beat world champions and top-echelon opponents and yet is a new guy who can be out-manoeuvred by veteran savvy.
I like that Jeff said few words. The angle obviously has potential but who knows if anything will come of it given what a fuck up he is. And that's even before taking TNA booking into consideration. "One more shot" was a poor choice of words.
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Post by MasterSnit on Sept 11, 2011 17:01:46 GMT -5
Kendrick's new theme is catchy. Boink Boink Boink Boink Boink Boink Boink Boink Not really sure what to think of Jeff Hardy's promo. We'll see. This stuff with Hogan and Bischoff getting thwarted by the Network is getting cartoon ridiculous. They are the coyote but the Network, being the roadrunner, is always one step ahead. I'm even getting sick of Bischoff with that pathetic look on his face as he has to deliver the latest earth-shattering order that the frickin' Network has made. Kurt Angle having to defend the world title at a PPV?! Are you frickin' kidding me, brother?! I hate Samoa Joe so much. So much that I hope Matt Morgan actually boots his stupid fat face in. He is so annoying with the tough guy act and swagger. Gunner getting the win was funny, but yeah, he's gonna get savvied at the PPV.
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Post by Champ on Sept 12, 2011 10:20:34 GMT -5
Seeing Bischoff's stupid face on the phone, what?! you've got to be kidding me?! You can't do that! What a dick
I'm glad someone else feels the same way I do. I feel like he's so overrated. He's one dimensional and has a few good moves
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Post by Velkontés on Sept 13, 2011 8:19:51 GMT -5
It's not even been a year since their heel incarnation took over the show, and it already feels like three. And I don't think Sting vs Hogan (if it happens) is going to resolve anything.
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Post by Champ on Sept 13, 2011 11:01:08 GMT -5
Wow, that's right, Immortal hasn't even been around a year and it only has 2 original members besides Hogan and Bischoff. This faction is such a budget NWO
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Post by MasterSnit on Sept 13, 2011 16:57:21 GMT -5
Sting will probably turn heel on Hogan and side with Bischoff and Hogan will turn face to fight against the now evil Sting and Bischoff who screwed him and around we go again...
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Post by Velkontés on Sept 13, 2011 23:51:18 GMT -5
The problem is, say Immortal was to end (stupid company) in two months: what do Hogan and Bischoff do then? They can't wrestle, and storyline-wise they should be out on their ear with no reason to be hanging around any more. e.g. if Dixie wins her company back, why would she keep H&B around, even to be managers of a stable?
So yeah, I can't see how they can square that circle, therefore I can't see the status quo changing any time soon.
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Post by Champ on Sept 14, 2011 0:12:54 GMT -5
Watch Dixie turn heel with Bischoff and Sting making Hogan and Jarrett faces. Something so dumb and whacked out WOULD happen in TNA
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Post by Velkontés on Sept 14, 2011 0:19:50 GMT -5
I love how you squared that circle for me in less than 20 minutes. I never said it couldn't be dumb, after all. I could totally see that happening now you've suggested it.
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Post by Champ on Sept 15, 2011 13:15:57 GMT -5
You can't rule out ANYTHING with TNA. They'll go the most ass backward lengths just to remain shocking and exciting
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Post by Snitskyman2016 on Sept 17, 2011 11:49:39 GMT -5
Impact was kind of bland but interesting too.
Karen was in rare form.
You are 7 minutes late!
I hhhate you
Cover up those cow udders
Jealous?
No my breasts are classy!
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