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Post by MasterSnit on May 20, 2011 17:47:06 GMT -5
I've recognised familiar faces in the crowd on TNA for years. Even when I started watching back in 2005-ish. Those chicks are front and centre every week, but before them it was a group of about 6-8 friends who were there every week. Right now there is also always a couple sitting maybe six rows back and the guy looks like a fatter version of The Dude.
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Post by Velkontés on May 21, 2011 7:56:15 GMT -5
This week on "Wrestling Matters":
Eric Bischoff talking
Eric Bischoff predicting things that came true
Eric Bischoff wrestling
Eric Bischoff wrestling with his tag team partner Matt Hardy
Eric Bischoff wrestling with his tag team partner Matt Hardy, and winning.
Seriously, Eric Bischoff & Matt Hardy. Woof. That's like the Holy Grail of awful tag team combinations.
Show was kinda fun despite that though.
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Post by Champ on May 21, 2011 20:23:00 GMT -5
And wrestling matters, Samoa Joe defeats Amazing Red in 8 seconds
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Post by Velkontés on May 22, 2011 4:48:52 GMT -5
Just wait until Bischoff fingerpokes Abyss to win the X-Division title.
You know they're thinking about it.
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Post by MasterSnit on May 22, 2011 18:19:55 GMT -5
I was aware of the "wrestling matters" stuff before watching and figured a good way to start the show with that new direction would maybe be a TV title match, or maybe a good tag team match. No. Here comes Bischoff and Matt Hardy. Boring ass 20min promos matter.
Anderson got all dressed up for like 30 seconds at the end of the show. They could have made that so much better.
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Post by Champ on May 22, 2011 23:32:35 GMT -5
Just wait until Bischoff fingerpokes Abyss to win the X-Division title. You know they're thinking about it. I know V. I KNOW they're thinking about it. Bischoff will make it happen ASAP too if he can
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Post by MasterSnit on May 24, 2011 9:37:04 GMT -5
Bischoff even bischoffed his finishing move in that match. He whiffed his spin kick, then fumbled another one just to make it look a little better. When he finger pokes Abyss he'll probably whiff that too and accidentally poke his eye out and get disqualified.
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Post by Velkontés on May 24, 2011 14:18:18 GMT -5
Bischoff even bischoffed his finishing move in that match. He whiffed his spin kick, then fumbled another one just to make it look a little better. That match was essentially Matt Hardy beating two men on his own, before tagging in Bischoff to fuck up the ending and get the pin. One of the many (many) problems with this company is the heels kill the faces deader than Snitsky's push and Lawler's mother... for months... and the faces only get a half-hearted revenge at the end of it. Witness Velvet Sky overcoming the odds to finally put away Angelina Love.... but with a roll-up.... and then she immediately gets mugged by ODB. So I expect the X-Division "midgets" will get owned for the next few months until Kendrick scores an upset victory over Abyss which will be treated like a total fluke and Bischoff will still be blah blah blahing the next episode. Oh, something else I forgot to mention: someone needs to explain to these nitwits what "checkmate" means. They've abused that word a few times recently. Oh, and something else I forgot to mention: Sarita is hot as fuck. I don't think I've mentioned that for at least a few weeks.
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Post by MasterSnit on May 25, 2011 14:23:52 GMT -5
V's hot spicy boner for Sarita cannot be stopped.
Yeah, that is a familiar tale in TNA the way the faces get pwned constantly before getting two minutes of revenge. They obviously base all of their feuds on the classic Big Show vs Bossman feud where a chokeslam more than makes up for being dragged through a graveyard atop of your fathers casket.
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Post by Champ on May 25, 2011 19:08:08 GMT -5
Bischoff is going to win the X division title when Abyss lays down
Abyss and Bischoff are going to rape Kendrick's mother
Then they're going to rape Max and Jeremy's Dad
Then they're going rape Amazing Red while Crimson is tied up and forced to watch
8 months from now, Kendrick pins Bischoff for the title with the sliced bread finisher.
After the match Robbie E attacks Kendrick and says he wants the belt
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Post by Velkontés on May 26, 2011 15:03:35 GMT -5
Which is exactly why I've got the feeling they're going to fuck up Bischoff's comeupance. The dude has been getting his way for nearly 8 months now. He should be getting owned by now, for goodness sake! How can you Bischoff Bischoff? lol. Big Show vs Bossman. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense when you put it like that. You know who I blame? Cena. I think they're afraid to book a guy as too heroic because they think he (or she) will get shat on by the fans. On the other hand it's pretty easy to write a diabolical bastard. V's hot mexicany boner for Sarita cannot be stopped. If you don't believe me, replay the pre-match, when Sarita is jawing with Kristy. That chick has got a seriously nice ass. Hot damn.
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Post by Champ on May 26, 2011 15:16:25 GMT -5
Sarita has actually been extra hot to me lately too. I always thought she was hot but didn't light my rod. Lately she's been popping my eyes open more. When she was dressed in the black leather a few weeks ago and I agree with V, when she was in the ring this past Thursday I couldn't stop staring at her ass and ab region
And this week on "wrestling matters" Eric young reverses the poke of doom to win the TELEVISION title. Don't get me wrong I thought it was great but you gotta love the irony
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Post by Velkontés on May 28, 2011 3:44:19 GMT -5
This week on Wrestling Matters: They started the show with... with... a match! WOW! I mean, there was a shitload of yapping and backstage segments and Bischoff and Disco Inferno after that match, but hey, progress. And this week on "wrestling matters" Eric young reverses the poke of doom to win the TELEVISION title. Don't get me wrong I thought it was great but you gotta love the irony Eric Young outstmarting Gunner was fucking greatness. Eric Bischoff outsmarting Beer Money was not greatness. Unless Beer Money out-outsmart Bischoff, in which case this will be greatness. I don't have much faith it will happen. Karen Jarrett outsmarted Earl Hebner... by standing up. Wrestling is funny sometimes. Hebner is increasingly looking like a skitzo hobo they dragged from underneath a highway underpass to ref for some new shoes. Velvet calling ODB a little girl made me laugh. Velvet sure does seem to inspire a lot of hate in a lot of people. If this was Buffy the Vampire Slayer, then Angelina would become too powerful for Winter to control, and Winter would have to team up with Velvet or Mickie to make her mortal again. cricketstumbleweedI love that they said Abyss is everything the X-Division isn't. I have no idea what the X-Division "is". By the nebulous definition that they go by, anybody can be X-Division champ, right? Stupid company. I actually really enjoyed this week's show... wait... no Sarita? BOOOOOOO
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Post by Snitskyman2016 on May 28, 2011 19:35:45 GMT -5
Impact has a cycle to it, This week had Hogan and Andersting but no Mexicans. They usually tape every other week monday tuesday so if Hogan is not on one week he will appear the next week. They are taping next thursdays show on Monday or Tuesday depending on the Holiday, so maybe some Sarita and Rosita. I just hope we get more lesbian massage scenes and some Steiner talking.
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Post by Velkontés on May 29, 2011 3:05:10 GMT -5
Oh, I know. But usually they have Sarita and Rosita wrestle one week, then stand at ringside while Hernandez and Anarqqqia stink up the place the next week.
And I wish they'd cycle Bischoff so that one week he isn't on the show, and the next week he isn't on the show.
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