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Post by Velkontés on May 4, 2011 11:47:31 GMT -5
I bet Angle's mistress is that 6'9 freak chick It's seriously as if they just got a bunch of idiots to put together a writing team. When they sit at those creative meetings, how does it go? idiot #1: Lets turn Jeff Hardy heel and say he was behind Abyss' attack on RVD! idiot #2: it'll work! It's not like these dumb wrestling fans would REMEMBER that Jeff BRAWLED with Abyss to get revenge for the attack in the first place somewhat rational idiot: yeah, but wouldn't it kind of look bad if people actually do remember? Do we explain that they brawled to swerve the fans, or just pretend it never happened? idiot #1: Who cares? IT'S A SWERVE!!! As long as we continue to SHOCK everyone, we don't have to explain anything! All the idiots: sounds great! Yeah! Cool! Let's do it! BIGGEST idiot: WWE's in for it now! I think the somewhat rational idiot must have been on holiday when they decided who Kurt Angle's mistress was going to be. Oh my god. Sentient human beings actually decided to put [the person in question] on TV. It's just wow and HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Post by Naitch on May 6, 2011 16:14:11 GMT -5
I want to like where the X-Division kids becoming punks against Bischoff angle is going, but I know they are just going to fuck it up. Just like the last time they did this angle.
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Post by Velkontés on May 7, 2011 5:54:36 GMT -5
I want to like where the X-Division kids becoming punks against Bischoff angle is going, but I know they are just going to fuck it up. Just like the last time they did this angle. Yeah, that made me lol. Because it's probably leading to Eric Bischoff: X-Division Champion. I thought this week's Impact was a lot of fun. Well, except for the Mexican America bit, which was terrible. Although Sarita wore that top. And those shorts. Actually, the Mexican America bit was pretty good on reflection. Hogan losing his shit at possible Goldberg was funny. Roode cut a good promo. Fourtune wondering why Dreamer turned heel was hilarious because it was dangerously close to pointing out the stupidity of the plot. Perhaps Winter is drugging him too. Crimson is awesome. Tessmacher's entrance is a lot better than her ring ability. Mickie is still the best Face in wrestling. I really enjoyed the main event, too. Yeah, a promising effort all round. With Hogan & Bischoff getting clowned around with, and with the Opening UN Security Council Meeting Promo Exchange kept short, perhaps they've finally turned a corner with Bischoffmania. I'm more than ready for Bischoff's life to be made a living hell.
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Post by Champ on May 8, 2011 23:16:17 GMT -5
Oh for God's sake! That'll happen too!
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Post by Snitskyman2016 on May 11, 2011 17:33:00 GMT -5
Impact is my favorite show now. Last week was not that great except the X guys painting Goldberg stuff on Hulks car. Also Hogan and Bischoff both threw drinks in the same show and Anarquia telling the other announcer he was a F'ing Puerto Rican.
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Post by MasterSnit on May 12, 2011 12:18:56 GMT -5
Anarquia reminds me of a Mexican boxer called Antonio Margarito. What's ironic is that Margarito likely beat the hell out of a Puerto Rican called Miguel Cotto with cement filled gloves, and Anarquia also seems to hate the Ricans. I find him kinda funny.
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Post by Champ on May 12, 2011 15:55:14 GMT -5
maybe he's based off of that guy!
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Post by Snitskyman2016 on May 13, 2011 18:01:33 GMT -5
Foley was an incoherent boob.
I liked the return of Flair.
WooooOOOOO Woooo! Its great to be back!
FLAIR YOU SON OF A pregnant dog I KNEW IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG!
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Post by Velkontés on May 14, 2011 5:34:32 GMT -5
Foley was an incoherent boob. yes. Underwhelming choice for Mystery GM. Hogan waiting for the Network Rep with a pipe was funny. Matt Hardy is just a terrible promo. And hey, Braden Walker is back! Madison suffering the indignity of jobbing to Ms Tessmacher makes me think TNA are going to swerve us and have her win the title at the PPV. This "wrestling matters" thing will last a few weeks before we're back to 30-minute Opening UN Security Council Meeting Promo Exchanges. I mean, Flair kicked Suicide in the balls. That is how this "wrestling matters" thing is going to end up. Not as good as last week.
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Post by Champ on May 15, 2011 16:02:38 GMT -5
I thought it was funny too. I think it's because I imagine Hogan clearing that pipe through customs every time he flies to.....Oh wait, Impact has it's own building. I guess the pipe just sits in the impact zone all year and the pipe clears customs for PPVs
Foley is just so annoying to me now. He's just such a fat out of shaped guy with a big heart. But he makes me sick looking at him
Chyna couldn't even slide her gigantic water balloons in the ring to throw Jarrett over the top rope. It was kind of sad.
Word has it that Karen is feigning an injury for tonight and Jeff's getting another partner. Could it be 6'9 Isis the Amazon? She was scheduled for Chyna's role originally
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Post by MasterSnit on May 16, 2011 13:36:02 GMT -5
Man, Chyna was pulling off the Undertaker character better than Angelina Love is and she wasn't even trying.
Yeah, this "Wrestling Matters" stuff likely won't last long. I am predicting that it will end in two weeks time with Matt Hardy and Bischoff sitting in the ring playing draughts/checkers. Every time a piece gets taken, they cut a short promo (roughly 10mins) and choose an X-Division wrestler to shoot out of a cannon at Hulk Hogan who will try to strike them with his pipe. Flair will be the umpire/referee.
Braden Walker... holy shit. That was Matt Hardy's big revelation as his tag team partner. I think I blew a funny fuse when he walked out. It was hilarious, but I simply couldn't laugh.
Foley is a boob. Even in his WWF days there was always something about Foley that stopped me from really liking him. I still feel that way, he just bugs me most of the time these days.
Anderson really is hot right now. Hopefully they get the timing right with him, because although he's really entertaining chasing the title right now it might begin to drag on a bit and take the steam out of the angle.
Also, what's the deal with those chicks standing in the front row every week? I reckon they are probably plants.
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Post by Champ on May 16, 2011 22:51:52 GMT -5
I made a decision 2 weeks ago that I'm a huge Steiner mark finally after all these years. Just the way he talks,
Why did you attack Matt Morgan?
WHAYZ DA SUN RAISE? WHAYZ DA MOON GO DEOWN? CUZEE WUZ DERE, DAS WHAY!
DEY SHATIZ D TOOD MOON? WHAY? IS JUSS GONBE PEESHIT WHEN DEY FAIND IT AGEIN!
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Post by MasterSnit on May 17, 2011 16:18:58 GMT -5
Steiner has been hilarious in TNA. He absolutely sucked in WWE and because of that it took me a while to accept his greatness. He's a crazy, rambling old freak. It's great.
AM HUNGREH!
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Post by Velkontés on May 18, 2011 12:28:31 GMT -5
Also, what's the deal with those chicks standing in the front row every week? I reckon they are probably plants. You know, I really do wonder about the crowd in the Impact Zone. TNA is still pretty small beer, so it's got to be the same losers going week after week. It really wouldn't surprise me if they hired extras to pad out the crowd (or at least have someone not hideous for the camera to focus on).
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Post by Champ on May 18, 2011 16:30:42 GMT -5
Also, what's the deal with those chicks standing in the front row every week? I reckon they are probably plants. You know, I really do wonder about the crowd in the Impact Zone. TNA is still pretty small beer, so it's got to be the same losers going week after week. It really wouldn't surprise me if they hired extras to pad out the crowd (or at least have someone not hideous for the camera to focus on). They have this one guy that looks like a long haired Wimpy from Popeye with a backwards baseball hat and glasses in the front row every week. One thing that makes me laugh is the piped in boos. Matt Hardy will be on the offense and yeah hear this loud hollow BOOOOOOO, then the camera pans to the crowd and they're just sitting there not even paying attention to the action Yeah I just couldn't get into him in WCW or WWE. I started to actually like him when he started getting so angry at how fat Samoa Joe was 2 years ago. HES FAAT! Then the promo about Morgan just made me realize why TNA needs more Steiner every week
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