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Post by MasterSnit on Apr 24, 2011 17:47:48 GMT -5
Because it's true. All Bischoff needs is the "bad-da-bum" ringtone on his phone.
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Post by Champ on Apr 27, 2011 2:59:59 GMT -5
Every time I think of the beginning of Impact now I think of the Immortal guitar kicking in with Bischoff's head floating through the smoke
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Post by MasterSnit on Apr 28, 2011 8:49:15 GMT -5
Yeah, I know what you mean. It's fucking tragic.
I really wish that garbage truck would come back and finish the job on him.
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Post by Champ on Apr 28, 2011 15:18:12 GMT -5
As I mentioned before, I actually DO like Hogan lately. He's a great heel boss. As long as he's not dropping the leg on the top stars and still winning world titles, he's pretty good. I'm actually enjoying him more than Flair right now. Flair's just too fucking over the top these days. It's like he's starting to really lose his mind now.
Bischoff has to die though. The one good thing with Bischoff lately is he's starting to fail a lot again. As long as Bischoff continues to FAIL, he's somewhat bearable
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Post by Velkontés on Apr 29, 2011 4:15:54 GMT -5
Angelina Love is doing a Jeff Hardy gimmick.
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Post by Champ on Apr 30, 2011 16:59:44 GMT -5
I was thinking of it more as a 1991 Taker gimmick. But if you're talking about Jeff being whacked off of something he was drinking before wrestling a match, then yeah, I know what you mean
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Post by Naitch on Apr 30, 2011 20:17:21 GMT -5
I just read that the Jarretts challenged Prince William and Kate Middleton to a mixed tag match. Good God, this company is filled with retards at the top. I'm amazed any of the talent sticks around.
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Post by Velkontés on May 1, 2011 12:06:06 GMT -5
That episode of Impact with the horseshit was on TV last night.
...I'll just wait for you all to think of your own obvious joke here...
Sting was pretty funny with his "oh no, Hogan is going to make me wrestle - you know, that thing I do for a living" bit. I hope they resist the temptation to do an out-of-the-blue nonsensical turn with Sting.
Mexican America is awful beyond words. I hope they succumb to the temptation to do an out-of-the-blue nonsensical turn with Sarita. To get her away from this abomination.
They had this great video for Jeff Hardy. Then they cut to Matt Hardy. Oh dear.
The segment with the horseshit was amusing. Then they had to have the announcers call it one of the greatest moments in TNA history. Just one of the myriad ways TNA sucks. God, this company.
It also tickled me that Angle called his business associate a mistress. Or his mistress a business associate. Whatever. Nothing has any meaning in TNA.
Although I am mildly intrigued to see who they have lined up to take out Karen.
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Post by MasterSnit on May 1, 2011 15:56:29 GMT -5
Next week's / this past week's episode does not / didn't have any Bischoff. There is an incentive to watch.
Since when the hell is Crimson on an undefeated streak?! He's had like two matches.
I know she is supposed to, but Angelinataker looks like a total wreck.
Karen Angle's promo to start the show was annoying. I'm going to laugh when Angle's mistress, Nicole Bass, storms out and powerbombs her out of her clothes.
I'm still enjoying the title picture.
Just couldn't really get into Impact too much this week. Not a really bad episode, but nothing special.
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Post by Champ on May 2, 2011 15:15:46 GMT -5
I bet Angle's mistress is that 6'9 freak chick
It's seriously as if they just got a bunch of idiots to put together a writing team. When they sit at those creative meetings, how does it go?
idiot #1: Lets turn Jeff Hardy heel and say he was behind Abyss' attack on RVD!
idiot #2: it'll work! It's not like these dumb wrestling fans would REMEMBER that Jeff BRAWLED with Abyss to get revenge for the attack in the first place
somewhat rational idiot: yeah, but wouldn't it kind of look bad if people actually do remember? Do we explain that they brawled to swerve the fans, or just pretend it never happened?
idiot #1: Who cares? IT'S A SWERVE!!! As long as we continue to SHOCK everyone, we don't have to explain anything!
All the idiots: sounds great! Yeah! Cool! Let's do it!
BIGGEST idiot: WWE's in for it now!
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Post by Naitch on May 2, 2011 16:08:02 GMT -5
It's seriously as if they just got a bunch of idiots to put together a writing team. When they sit at those creative meetings, how does it go? idiot #1: Lets turn Jeff Hardy heel and say he was behind Abyss' attack on RVD! idiot #2: it'll work! It's not like these dumb wrestling fans would REMEMBER that Jeff BRAWLED with Abyss to get revenge for the attack in the first place somewhat rational idiot: yeah, but wouldn't it kind of look bad if people actually do remember? Do we explain that they brawled to swerve the fans, or just pretend it never happened? idiot #1: Who cares? IT'S A SWERVE!!! As long as we continue to SHOCK everyone, we don't have to explain anything! All the idiots: sounds great! Yeah! Cool! Let's do it! BIGGEST idiot: WWE's in for it now! Its how I imagine it. Just plain stupidity.
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Post by MasterSnit on May 3, 2011 13:25:16 GMT -5
LOL. You just can't let that Hardy / Abyss brawl go.
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Post by Champ on May 3, 2011 15:06:31 GMT -5
lol I can't let it go because THEY(no pun intended) let it go and never explained it
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Post by Snitskyman2016 on May 3, 2011 20:50:57 GMT -5
I just realized TNA backstage is a maze of poorly lit rooms filled with junk and folded tables and pipes. Sometimes you see other performers in the background when somebody is fighting or doing a promo. I am now marking out for the impact zone. Steiner had a Toddlers golf set and was playing with it , just more junk from the backstage area.
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Post by Champ on May 3, 2011 21:07:22 GMT -5
The Impact Zone is like a poorly constructed jungle gym that was left in ruins after they sold it to TNA
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