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Post by MasterSnit on Mar 20, 2009 15:17:27 GMT -5
The only pets I've ever had were goldfish when I was really young, and a cat who died a few years ago. I suppose I'd consider myself more of a cat person than a dog person. It's not that I don't like dogs, but there is something about me that a lot of them take exception to. I'm not sure why, but half the dogs I come into contact with want to eat me. Other, non pet animals that I like are Leopards and Tigers. Not a huge fan of Lions. I also don't like Kangaroos. From various things I've seen they think they can just start punching people and get away with it. There was a story a couple of weeks back where a Kangaroo broke through a bedroom window in a house, battered the husband who was in bed, then went around to other rooms where there was more people. Eventually the guy wrestled with it and got it out the house. I'd take no shit from a Kangaroo, if a Kangaroo ever trys to jab me I'm pressing the launch button on a swinging right hook, target - Kangaroo chin. Then again, it might not work out too well.  |
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Post by Snitskyman2016 on Mar 20, 2009 18:12:45 GMT -5
I dislike Sheep, Opossums, and Chihuahuas. I like Leopards, Hawks, and Barracudas.
Kangaroos are ok they usually punch people who deserve it.
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Post by Champ on Mar 21, 2009 10:22:16 GMT -5
There's certain dogs I don't like either. I HATE poodles. Anything French sucks
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Post by Naitch on Mar 23, 2009 11:40:14 GMT -5
I like sharks and German Shepards and the rest of the animal kingdom can kiss my ass.
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Post by Champ on Mar 23, 2009 12:07:45 GMT -5
If there's any animal in this world i have a soft spot in my heart for Naitch, it's German Shepards. I think it's because when I was born we already had a full grown golden copper German Shepard. He was like extremely a blond with a red tint. Beautiful dog. This dog was so playful and my sister and I had so much fun with him and then he died at around 15 years old when I was only about 4 years old. It's kind of a good thing he died then because if he was around any longer it would have made it a lot harder for me to deal with. But now when I see friendly German Shepards I could pet them and hang out with them all day. But JUST German Shepards and occasionally a golden retriever or any of those cool friendly big dogs. But I don't really give a shit about anything else. I don't necessarily dislike any animals. I just don't give a enough of a shit. Things that fly bother me if it's indoors. Whether it's bugs or birds. I don't like shit that flies and flaps in a room trapped with me. I HATE bees and dragonflies.
Also, Last month my friend and I(same guy recording my band) were fixing a fire code problem at the club I was working at for him and some douche owner that screws everything up. While we were taking out boxes a sparrow flew in the club and I started getting really nervous and didn't know why. So I told my friend that a sparrow flew in and he goes "shit I don't like things that flap!" Then it hit me, that's why I don't like birds. The thing that makes me nervous is them flying near me and flapping psychotically making me scream like a little girl. I realized as soon as it started flying that's when I got nervous. Then it made me think, why are we 2 grown men so scared of this flapping little turd with a beak?
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Post by Naitch on Mar 23, 2009 12:40:00 GMT -5
Germans are pretty cool to own. They aren't one person dogs like Labs and they don't want to cuddle to much and give you room to sleep. Mine is a cool dude. He will make sure I'm safe no matter what. Although I really wish he wouldn't try to attack pizza delivery guys and what not.
I don't like flapping things indoors either. During a summer break I guess between 7th and 8th a bat flew in my room when I was sleeping and scared the bejesus out of me.
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Post by MasterSnit on Mar 23, 2009 14:22:34 GMT -5
Talking about German Shepards and birds, that reminded me of something.
One time GLF and I were out playing golf, and just like his hero Colin Montgomerie, GLF was sucking hard as usual. He skited a ball low across the ground and it zipped straight into a seagull. We could hear the thud from about 150 yards away. We went to check on it and it looked in pretty bad shape and was just hopping around in the same spot. After a few minutes we went to get a bit closer to maybe pick it up and it fucking screamed right at us! I think it must have been just messing around and taking the piss because right after that a German Shepard appeared and it just took to the air and flew away. GLF should have just hit his second shot and finished it off.
Also, I don't really like birds kept indoors either. It's not natural and more than anything just annoying having to listen to them slap and tweet.
I hate it when a Daddy Long Legs or a moth gets in.
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Post by Naitch on Mar 23, 2009 16:40:34 GMT -5
I find bats the worst because they keep flying into walls. They are like the Bobby Hill of animals.
And GLF is maybe the best golfer ever. Maybe.
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Post by GLF on Mar 23, 2009 16:55:53 GMT -5
Both MS and myself have caused a fair bit of damage between us with golf balls/clubs. Yeah that seagull was taking the piss a bit but it wasn't my fault!
I don't like moths either they annoy the hell out of me. I remember one particular time I was just sitting in my room on the net window closed for ages when a huge motherfucking moth appeared from nowhere flapping around me and the monitor. Needless to say I shit myself then had to try and get it out which amused my brother no end.
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Post by Snitskyman2016 on Mar 23, 2009 21:34:36 GMT -5
I actually love bats and go out to see them in the spring I dont understand why people are afraid of them.
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Post by Naitch on Mar 24, 2009 0:53:59 GMT -5
I actually love bats and go out to see them in the spring I dont understand why people are afraid of them. Bats outside are bats in they're home and thats cool. Don't mind them there. They eat bugs and thats awesome. Bats inside equals Naitch at war with bats. |
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Post by Velkontés on Mar 24, 2009 2:03:30 GMT -5
Pigeons are getting stupider. This one time I was walking down the street, and there are pigeons all over the place. Usually they take off as you get closer to them, but on this occasion this dumb pigeon didn't move and WHAM I punted it Snitsky-style. I didn't mean to (it wasn't my fault), it just got in the way of the usual motion of walking and didn't take off like I was expecting.
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Post by Champ on Mar 24, 2009 12:19:12 GMT -5
That story is awesome! The only thing that would have made it better is if the German Shepard walked over and swallowed the bird whole. It's like in the movie Caddyshack when Chevy Chase drove the ball right into the bird's beak
I hear both of you. During the summer, KOAG and I took his wife and my girlfriend(at the time) to his wife's family camp ground upstate. At night it would get really cold because we were right on the water so we'd build a fire and while the fire was going we could see bats fly across near the street light and just pick off moths left and right. It was interesting to watch. But if we were inside and one of those motherfuckers got in, I'd be screaming like a little b1tch.
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Post by MasterSnit on Mar 24, 2009 16:11:02 GMT -5
I like most birds in their natural habitat. Birds that are kept inside annoy me though, and their owners who keep them in cages are dicks by default.
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Post by Champ on Mar 24, 2009 19:16:23 GMT -5
My friend had a parrot and we used to hang out in the tv room/den and he would take his parrot out of his cage and just let the parrot chill out. That's good when you can trust a bird enough not to do something stupid when he can easily fly away
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