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Post by MasterSnit on Mar 25, 2009 15:01:35 GMT -5
I think parrots can become quite attached to their owners. What bugs me is people who keep budgies in little cages. I doubt the budgie wants to be there or gives a crap about it's owner so what's the point in keeping it trapped in a tiny space? What satisfaction would the bird get, and what satisfaction would the owner get?
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Post by Champ on Mar 25, 2009 15:05:59 GMT -5
goldfish are useless too as mentioned before. I only like fish when they are in big tanks and there are different types of exotic fish growing together
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Post by MasterSnit on Mar 25, 2009 15:16:36 GMT -5
Yeah, goldfish are pointless. Supposedly they have a memory of 7 seconds, so that after every 7 seconds everything is brand new to them again. My last goldfish was named Jaws. He didn't live up to his name at all. He didn't eat his food but stayed alive despite probably trying to starve himself. After giving up on the hunger strike he just jumped out of the bowl one night and commited suicide.
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Post by Champ on Mar 27, 2009 10:09:15 GMT -5
LOL Even living as a goldfish sucks that you have to take your own life
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Post by Snitskyman2016 on Mar 27, 2009 20:50:16 GMT -5
I like Toads, Turtles and Tortoises a lot. They are peaceful and just want to be left alone.
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Post by Champ on Mar 27, 2009 23:27:10 GMT -5
Horses are pretty damn cool too. Then again I'm a little biased because I love Mr Ed
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Post by MasterSnit on Mar 28, 2009 8:12:18 GMT -5
I like turtles and tortoises, too.
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Post by Velkontés on Mar 28, 2009 13:42:30 GMT -5
Yeah, goldfish are pointless. Goldfish serve a vital function in our society: teaching 5-year-olds about death.
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Post by MasterSnit on Mar 29, 2009 15:10:29 GMT -5
You're right. Then after death you are flushed down the toilet, replaced and forgotten about.
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Post by Velkontés on Mar 30, 2009 10:40:00 GMT -5
You're right. Then after death you are flushed down the toilet, replaced and forgotten about. Yep. Circle of life. It's one of those little lessons in life. Your goldfish dies, you learn about death. Your classmate strokes his dick in front of you in the toilets at high school, you learn about... um...
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Post by MasterSnit on Mar 30, 2009 14:25:46 GMT -5
Lol, I think Champ might regret telling the dick stroking jock at high school story.
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Post by Snitskyman2016 on Mar 30, 2009 15:58:57 GMT -5
Animals I like Barracudas , Dolphins (the fish and the mammal kind) Sea Turtles Land Tortoises Land Toads Snakes and Skinks Bats Leopards Pumas and Panthers Falcons, Hawks and Eagles Chipmunks and ground squirrels Beavers (but I would kill them if they flooded my yard) Fishers, Minks and Badgers because they eat faces. Bisons
Animals I hate Zebras! whats the point of their existence, they are not horses, Donkeys or anything. Antelopes and anything lions chase and eat Giraffes except babies Bears Frogs Eels Sharks Sheep Mountain Goats Goats Coyotes and Wolves Hyenas small yip dogs and mutts and chihuahuas Seagulls Pigeons English Sparrows, Starlings and Grackels and crows. I dont really like Elephants either. Male Lions, they look good but are lazy fucks.
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Post by Champ on Mar 30, 2009 19:28:24 GMT -5
I like Cows. For some reason I'm just amused by them. The MOOing is funny. It's funny like the way a fart is funny
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Post by MasterSnit on Mar 31, 2009 14:00:12 GMT -5
Goats are dicks.
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Post by Snitskyman2016 on Mar 31, 2009 19:37:43 GMT -5
Wolverines and Badgers are fucking awesome. They kick the crap out of larger animals I saw a pregnant wolverine fight Wolves off a dead deer she was eating on TV!
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