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Post by Velkontés on Aug 2, 2008 6:29:34 GMT -5
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Post by Velkontés on Aug 2, 2008 6:30:50 GMT -5
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Post by Champ on Aug 2, 2008 11:20:44 GMT -5
Because Victoria is in her late 30s and Maria is in her mid 20s. It's survival of the young titters. Vince probably realizes Victoria can only appear so hot to teenaged guys once she hits 40. When I was a teenager I was into the younger chicks and now that I'm closer to 30 I appreciate chicks like Victoria. But we're all in the minority these days V. It's all about the little kids and the teenagers who are learning how to jerkoff to hot young tang
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Post by Snitskyman2016 on Aug 2, 2008 13:18:32 GMT -5
Victoria does not appeal to guys under 18. Maria does.
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Post by Naitch on Aug 2, 2008 14:10:52 GMT -5
Victoria appeals to my cock.
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Post by Velkontés on Aug 2, 2008 14:40:04 GMT -5
Man, I didn't know Victoria was 37 (assuming I'm not being no-sold by wikipedia). I would've thought 31-32, but it kind of makes sense now that I think about it. Keep your eyes off my geisha, Naitch I actually like Maria, but there's no way she should be beating Victoria as conclusively as she did. Getting her ass kicked and then scoring a roll-up would be fine. This is actually the first time I've ever seen her wrestle, she's really green. I enjoyed the rest of the show, particularly Edge and Foley at the end. I just got really bummed out by that match. oooohh, wait a minute... I bet it was Michelle McCool's fault. Seeing as Dave Lagana was fired I'm going to blame everything I don't like on her.
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Post by Champ on Aug 2, 2008 16:07:32 GMT -5
It's the same as when Cena made Trips tap at mania. In real life it makes no sense that Cena can beat Trips in a wrestling match
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Post by Velkontés on Aug 2, 2008 19:02:33 GMT -5
It would be great if that shitty defeat caused Victoria to carry around a burlap sack and growl IS SHE DEAD at the announcers. Tell me that wouldn't be tremendous.
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Post by Champ on Aug 4, 2008 8:52:28 GMT -5
Michelle and Maria are having a 1 on 1 match for the divas title and Victoria comes running in and gives both a widows peak and then big boots a camera man
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Post by MasterSnit on Aug 4, 2008 17:17:02 GMT -5
Sorry V, but Victoria has been a jobber for a while now. It's especially sad because she in another league than the SmackDown faces with younger silicon but I doesn't look like she'll be winning any belts soon.
The Foley - Edge segment was brilliant! I was just thinking the last few weeks that Edge is actually beginning to bore me, and Foley was dead on with everything and hopefully he has brought the Edge with an actual edge back to us now.
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Post by Velkontés on Aug 5, 2008 11:51:17 GMT -5
Also, where has Natalya been? I'm hoping that next week there's a backstage scene where Nat points out Victoria's loss to Maria and goes, dude, what the fuck was that? At which point Victoria goes congratulations on winning the Diva title match oh wait no you lost, dipshit. They settle in the ring, Victoria loses and goes ubercrazy again.
THIS SHIT WRITES ITSELF!
I just need Freddie's e-mail address now.
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Post by Champ on Aug 5, 2008 12:08:25 GMT -5
It really is sad with Victoria. She's probably the best technical wrestler out of every diva on the roster right now and she's forever a jobber. The only other girls with actual background wrestling experience(and not titties knocking on the diva search door) is Mickie, Melina, Katie, Beth, Cherry, and Jillian. Kelly learns a new move every week and the announcers blow loads about how great she's getting in the ring. Suck my dick.
As for the Foley/Edge segment, Foley was great in that segment and Edge was awesome when he flipped out
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Post by MasterSnit on Aug 5, 2008 17:17:44 GMT -5
The thing that annoys me the most is that when Victoria is wrestling, she dominates the match, then for the last 60 seconds the face summons the power of their silicon and put her down with a flying pinkie to the ear lobe. 1 - 2 - 3. And she looks like a mug.
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Post by Champ on Aug 5, 2008 23:31:16 GMT -5
It really is sad because Victoria carries these hack faces and then jobs
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Post by Velkontés on Aug 7, 2008 10:35:23 GMT -5
The thing that annoys me the most is that when Victoria is wrestling, she dominates the match, then for the last 60 seconds the face summons the power of their silicon and put her down with a flying pinkie to the ear lobe. 1 - 2 - 3. And she looks like a mug. I hear you. She's basically what Kane would be if he was a jobber. Oh wait.
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