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Post by MasterSnit on Apr 24, 2013 14:05:26 GMT -5
AJ's doing the "I can't be bothered with this shit" angle, and if you had been around TNA for 11 years, wouldn't you too? I think that is why I am liking this new character so much. He has been around long enough and seen crap like this A+8s vs TNA thing a million times before. It's like he's internally laughing at everyone else and their little wrestling war. Yeah, I want more of that sort of stuff. Get rid of The Mexicans and just have Bad Influence and the Dirty Heels battle it out for a while. That was annoying me, then I thought the same thing. Only for Garrett to win? Garrett is getting more annoying by the week. Yeah, Mickie is one of the best. Prime Mickie in WWE circa 2006 was probably my personal female wrestler ever. I don't think a women has drawn me in emotionally to her matches the way Mickie did, and still can. I'm getting tired of A+8s now. I wish they would hurry up and start with the endgame on this feud.
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Post by Velkontés on Apr 27, 2013 8:52:26 GMT -5
TNA Impact
Held together with spit and glueI'm getting tired of A+8s now. I wish they would hurry up and start with the endgame on this feud. There is a theory that the Universe will achieve heat death, after all the remaining black holes evaporate and protons decay in about 10 100 years from now. I feel it is possible that the endgame of the Aces & 8s angle will happen at some point before then. They went to the effort of explaining how Aces & 8s get into the arena every week. It's so adorable when they try. Maybe we'll find out who exactly cues up their entrance music and why next week. They should have put Matt Morgan in Aces & 8s, and given Matt Morgan's push to Mike Knox. Because I kinda dig this push, but Morgan fucking sucks. "Fate will be left to chance". Have I mentioned recently that TNA is stupid? Because TNA is stupid. I enjoyed the tag title match. I don't know what they do with Aries and Roode now. It was pretty funny that Daniels had to specify which four of Fourtune's 17 members were the best four. Mickie was looking fine this week. We had two Knockout matches this week, and they both ended with the fucking Diva Finish. Blurgh.
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Post by Champ on Apr 27, 2013 17:06:10 GMT -5
Velvet sky hurts her knee and Mickie with a submission hold on the hurt knee, impact will return after this break!
You gotta love commercial breaks during a suspenseful submission hold
I agree Mickie is looking awesome. She definitely lost some weight recently
The magic number is 4. Lets bring back fourtune......and we will re-recruit the 5th guy bobby roode after the break.....it's a good thing Daniels is my favorite guy on the show right now. Even kaz has gotten a lot better
I actually like Matt Morgan's angle too. It's weird, I feel like Morgan should be awesome, but he's just not
I never heard Andre the giant whine like a pregnant dog....sorry hogan but comparing Andre the giant to Matt Morgan is just insulting to the big French retard.
I'm so sick of hogan and sting and sting and hogan. Hogan made sting suck. Tna just sucks and the bikers are gay....the end
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Post by Velkontés on Apr 28, 2013 10:12:17 GMT -5
Hilarity courtesy of wikipedia: ![](http://imageshack.us/a/img109/6756/kapseventune.png) I don't think that group ever had four members.
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Post by MasterSnit on May 3, 2013 15:28:46 GMT -5
I've not seen this week's Impact yet so this might have already happened. However, how funny would it be if Hogan becomes so desperate to get back at A+8s, he turns to A.J. as his only hope to get the title off of Bully Ray? The same A.J. who should not get a title match before the BFG PPV.
Francois was hilarious last week. That's the first time he has outshone Daniels in my eyes. Referring to A.J. as a Twilight Vampire was his best moment.
Hogan calling Matt Morgan a "little pregnant dog" was also hilarious.
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Post by Naitch on May 3, 2013 16:23:47 GMT -5
There were three segments that really stood out to me this week.
1. Dirty Heels vs Kaz/Daniels promo until the Mexicans and James Storm ruined it.
2. Bully Ray grilling Asshole if D'lo really said I quit.
3. Sabin stopping all the high flying in the x-division match and just fucking up the other two until he got the pin.
I also left with two thoughts.
1. The ref cam sucks ass.
2. I hope when this A+8s thing ends, Knox and Ryan form a tag team and call it Hard Knox.
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Post by Velkontés on May 12, 2013 3:23:12 GMT -5
Last week... TNA Impact
Three Dudes At A Lake, Just Trying To Slay A Dragon3. Sabin stopping all the high flying in the x-division match and just fucking up the other two until he got the pin. Yeah, that was a fun little match. I also liked that he referred to the World Title in his video package, because that's what everyone on the roster should be gunning for. It would have been easy for them to just push him solely as an X guy. That wasn't as good as the look Bully Ray and Anderson exchanged after D'lo said he was going to take on Angle. I seriously LMFAO at that. I'm starting to like this version of Anderson. James Storm is such a whore. Now I want to see AJ Styles make Kurt Angle tap out like a pregnant dog. I'm on Team Can't Be Bothered With This Shit. Having Sting kick out of the Carbon Footprint was odd. This week... TNA Impact
Raining Golden Showers All Over Your Paradeseriously, how the hell did they allow that one to get on the air? I like Gail's badass attitude. "We can be threetune". Man, Bad Influence making fun of stupid TNA angles will never get old. Also, remember when Kazarian used to suck? Seems like a long time ago now. Got a good laugh out of Bobby Roode's apology. I loved the tag match until the ridiculous ending. So the referee just walked out, his music played, and that's the end of the match, apparently. I really liked the Kenny King / Sabin showdown. But thanks to this stupid "Triple Threat" rule for the X division, we're not going to get a one-on-one match that I want to see. Taz: "how is it unfair? When Sting is the one who made the challenge?" You'll never hear Champ call - oh, wait, Taz actually said something smart. Maybe Aces & 8's health plan paid for that crayon to be dislodged from his brain.
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Post by MasterSnit on May 14, 2013 15:27:15 GMT -5
I'm starting to like this version of Anderson. I got a kick out of Anderson simply running to the ring the other week. Some foe was lying beaten in the ring, the A+8s theme hit, and Anderson came prancing out like someone about to partake in some of the old ultraviolence. Apparently James Storm injured himself reffing that tag match last week. Maybe Taz does have a point in regards to all the refs being drunk. I'm also not a fan of the X-Division only having triple threat matches. Like everything else in TNA, they will forget about it after a while, but Sabin v King does sound like a good feud between two people. Not too sure what to think about Abyss coming back. The way Hogan built up some badass returning to wreck A+8s, I was hoping for something really unexpected like a T-Rex stomping down the ramp and chasing them back out their little side door. I knew it was never going to happen, but I was actually a little disappointed when it didn't, lol. Has anyone noticed the security guys they have now that they are in different arenas? Those guys look like they have been plucked right out of 1980s WCW. Mullets and porno tashers intact.
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Post by Champ on May 16, 2013 11:14:54 GMT -5
Apparently Aries received a huge fine for his actions on impact. When christy announced roode and Aries as Daniels and kaz, he got in her face then stood on the rope with his dick in her face. Since it wasn't a work he got in a lot of trouble. Christy was laughing the whole time. That shit was blown out of proportion
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Post by Velkontés on May 18, 2013 15:08:13 GMT -5
Apparently Aries received a huge fine for his actions on impact. When christy announced roode and Aries as Daniels and kaz, he got in her face then stood on the rope with his dick in her face. Since it wasn't a work he got in a lot of trouble. Christy was laughing the whole time. That shit was blown out of proportion Yeah, I read about that too. He was clearly doing it "in character", but at the same time if it was unscripted and Kristy didn't appreciate it, you'd think they could talk it out before it became a newzzz story. Here are 3 things I noticed during the first 3 minutes of this week's Impact: Dramatic Pre-Credit Announcer Dude: "but instead, AJ turned his back on TNA". No, AJ couldn't be bothered with Angle being a dick. Get it right, Dramatic Pre-Credit Announcer Dude. They cut to the audience, and half of them are watching Hogan's entrance through a damn smart phone. Have I mentioned recently that everyone is stupid? Because everyone is stupid. Watch the damn show! Real life is much higher definition than your shitty little camera! Last week: "This is the house that AJ built". This week: "Who cares". I don't really have much to say about the rest of the show. It wasn't a bad show but nothing particularly memorable. Jay Bradley reminds me a lot of JBL, and not just because his finisher is a clothesline. I suppose Mickie is going to turn heel next week. Oh, also, Todd called Velvet Skye one of the greatest knockouts in history. Stupid company.
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Post by MasterSnit on May 23, 2013 5:30:55 GMT -5
They cut to the audience, and half of them are watching Hogan's entrance through a damn smart phone. Have I mentioned recently that everyone is stupid? Because everyone is stupid. Watch the damn show! Real life is much higher definition than your shitty little camera! That bugs me too. If you didn't catch this pic a while back it pretty much sums up people and their smart phones/gadgets. ![](http://donteatthefruit.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/rome-then-and-now.jpg) The pictures are of the crowds gathered to see the new Pope. I'm not sure how many of the 2013 observers actually "saw" the Pope. I expect AJ to take out some A+8s guys next week while he gets patched in. Hopefully anyway. I want him to stick the finger to both groups and stay neutral. Joining A+8s would be lame. Joining Sting and Hogan would be lamer. Oh, maybe he will get patched in then turn on Bully at the PPV costing him to title to Sting. That would be even lamerer.
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Post by Velkontés on May 25, 2013 4:23:23 GMT -5
TNA Impact
Stop me if you've heard this one beforeI expect AJ to take out some A+8s guys next week while he gets patched in. Hopefully anyway. I want him to stick the finger to both groups and stay neutral. Yeah, I'm on Team Can't Be Bothered With This Shit too. For a moment there I thought they were going to swerve us and have him actually join the bikers, but it turns out he just wanted to hit Kurt Angle with a hammer first. Fucking outstanding. I officially love this angle now. Hey Velvet, how's your knee? Not good? No no, just asking. As a friend. I also fucking love that Mickie James outsmarted Velvet (not hard, but still) and then went in for the kill and won the title. I mean, the match wasn't very good, but I enjoyed the set up and the ending greatly. I had to fast-forward Brooke Hogan talking. In fact, what was the point of that opening Hogan/Sting yakfest? Sting figuring out that Joseph Park is Abyss is pretty funny. He almost went too OTT with that dumb "kayfabe" comment, but as long as he's the only one who's figured it out and everyone else is oblivious, this could be a fun angle. Kazarian mentioning to Aries about people getting offended made me laugh more than it should. Perhaps it was just the blatantness of it that made it so funny. See, when it comes to "shoots", I don't mind a sly comment and a wink at the camera - this being TNA I was half expecting Kristy Hemme to start secret admiring Aries or something and it becoming a big dumb angle. Given how they touted AMW, and this being TNA, I was dreading the triumphant return of Braden Walker. I actually think Gunner is a good choice. Why not give one of their new guys a boost. Man, this show was full of TNA under-promising and over-delivering, which is the exact opposite of what they usually do. Really fun show.
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Post by Champ on May 26, 2013 15:38:42 GMT -5
It was actually better than raw this week. The worst part of impact was the opening segment. I can not deal with another segment of hogan and sting sucking each others dicks. Enough is enough. Honestly that set a negative tone going into the rest of the show for me. I think I would've enjoyed it more with a better opening
I agree, why the hell not Gunner? The guy has a great look, he repackaged a bit as Knox Morgan, but it feels like a new and improved gunner
I think either Brooke is joining aces and eights or we are going to find out she was in on it all along. I think it will be better if she was in on it from day one
There is one thing that pisses me off about hogan though. It's the SAME FUCKING BOOKING over and over......book and invasion with upper midcarders, have a main eventer reveal himself, have one authority figure join them, have one announcer join them, get a bunch of guys to fight back and fail 80% of the time, and have one crow sting lingering in the middle. SAME OLD SHIT
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Post by Velkontés on May 27, 2013 8:15:02 GMT -5
TNA Impact
Fail 80% Of The Time
During this week's Impact it occurred to me that Sting's Lone Wolf angle is 15+ years old now. There are literally teenagers watching Impact who were not alive when that deal went down. So I don't have a problem with them ripping it off, because I don't remember a major league doing it since Sting. And AJ hitting Kurt with a hammer gives it a bit of an edge and a different spin.
But yeah, the "invaders" angle has been done a lot and seems to follow the same steps. One of the things I don't like about this group is that I don't see anyone being "made" by it, because the prospects of the group - Brisco, Bischoff & Festus - aren't very inspiring. (I'm not sure how they would use Knox after it). At least with Nexus you knew Wade and Dan were going to be really good, and that seemed to be a way to get them over.
And Gunner can cut a promo: [youtube] v=lcQemK20rM4[/youtube]
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Post by Velkontés on Jun 2, 2013 1:47:59 GMT -5
I think either Brooke is joining aces and eights or we are going to find out she was in on it all along. I think it will be better if she was in on it from day one I think her little backstage chat with Hulk this week was rather ominous in that regard. I still think Dixie being the mastermind isn't the worst stupid plot twist they could come up with. Seeing as she fucking insists on putting her mug on the TV every few weeks. I mean, god, we had Dixie and Garrett in the same ring yapping at each other. Talking of talking, there was only 5 minutes of yapping before the opening match instead of the usual 20. Is it wrong that I want to see Chris Sabin banging Taryn Terrell in one of those dimly lit backstage corridors? I also wouldn't mind seeing a Sabin vs Gail Kim match. I'm glad he's back. Everyone turns heel on Velvet. You'd think she get the hint eventually. Maybe Mickie can bring Sarita back to choke her out again. Too many biker segments this week.
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