|
Post by Velkontés on Feb 16, 2013 8:01:00 GMT -5
Thoughts for the last 3 Impacts (which I marathoned this morning) 2 weeks ago: You know, Dixie announcing Impact going on the road would have been an awesome resolution to the Aces & 8s story. They had free access to the Impact Zone, and their Clubhouse is somewhere in there. The easiest solution is just to leave them. I know they're heels, but Chavo essentially having Aries beat irked me. It did make me laugh when one of the heels would drop a line like "tossers" or "wankers" and the crowd would laugh before resuming booing them. It's kinda amazing that one of the companies didn't think of women refs like 15 years ago. That's a roundabout way of me saying Taryn Terrell has great tits. Velvet Skye matches are a lot more enjoyable when James Storm is wrestling for her. I liked Angle vs Anderson, even though it was one of those "holy shit finisher fests". 1 week ago: Taz: "Why does everyone have a problem of Aries & Roode's swagger?" Tenay: "It's a lack of respect" Taz: "Says who?" Tenay: "Says me!" Taz: "And who are you?" Tenay: "What do you mean 'who am I'? You were putting me over 5 seconds ago!" Taz: "That was five seconds ago" Man, that Tag Team Title match was a riot. I marked out for the ending. That's going to take some beating for the "best match" Snitsky. See, now I want to see The Greatest Team That Ever Lived vs Team Hell No at Wrestlemania. Stupid wrestling. Ooh! Ooh! Another Tazism! "what most guys forget about champions, Bobby Roode wrote the book on". You'll never hear Champ call Taz a smart man. This Week: "Aces and 8s are going to circle the wagons. I mean, Harleys." A smart man? You'll never hear Champ call Taz that. I got a good laugh out of Joe doing the Warrior no-sell of the Angle Slam. Really? Maybe we've got it all wrong. Perhaps Kurt doesn't have finishing manoeuvres. Dixie gave a crappy motivational speech to the sexy twins and... did I hear that right? Party Marty? Really? Doing a big run-up into a girly slap was awesome though. And he did the Undertaker Memorial Dive. Kristy has had something done to her face. Taryn Terrell has great tits. Oh wait, I already mentioned that. I've got a bad feeling about that four-way KO Title match. Aries and Roode had a fun match before the stupid ending. So let me get this straight Briscoe and Bischoff actually brawled with Aces and Eights to help Kurt. They even beat them in a PPV match with Kurt a few months ago. Then Briscoe reveals himself as that long haired guy that was with Aces and Eights from day 1? Why do I even watch this crap? It's insulting I mean, I can understand Briscoe playing along until he got his gutcheck contract. But after that, what's the point? Why not just kick the shit out of Kurt right then?
|
|
|
Post by MasterSnit on Feb 20, 2013 19:00:53 GMT -5
I'm glad I didn't bother checking out that TNA Boot Camp thing. Spudgun Mike? Since when did they allow Primary 5 kids to dress up and become wrestlers? Party Marty almost ripped his face off with that Undertaker Memorial dive. I don't mind the twins.
Aries and Roode continue to be funny. The only thing I'll miss about Chavo and Hernandez is their Mexican porno theme music.
Talking about heels dropping lines like "tossers" or "wankers", I'm sure most of them probably don't even know what they are saying. I went to a house show some years back and The Spirit Squad all came out for some tag match. I think two of them got in the ring to do the wrestling and the other three were standing around ringside. I was right up at the barricade where the three of them were standing and Mikey turned around and screamed at this little 6 year old boy standing next to me, "You're a wanker!". I think everyone just laughed at him.
Is anyone else sick of Sting and Hogan verbally blowing each other every week. It's getting really annoying. I'm not sure who is heeling on who with this Hogans/Bully/A+8s stuff. Probably because they don't know themselves. Hopefully Bischoff being the Higher Power is too obvious. Maybe it's D-Lo and/or Brother Love.
I've really enjoyed seeing TNA in the bigger arenas lately. Hopefully when they get out on the road back in the States it adds to the show in a positive manner. Sometimes just a little thing like seeing A+8s come out of a different side door makes it better to watch.
|
|
|
Post by Naitch on Feb 20, 2013 21:18:47 GMT -5
The only thing I care about in TNA this month is, did Aces and Eights try to drive there bikes from Orlando to London?
|
|
|
Post by MasterSnit on Feb 22, 2013 16:44:56 GMT -5
Taz did, but he was the only one who did. It wasn't until he noticed he was in Ontario, Canada that he realised his mistake.
|
|
|
Post by Velkontés on Feb 23, 2013 6:14:33 GMT -5
I've really enjoyed seeing TNA in the bigger arenas lately. Hopefully when they get out on the road back in the States it adds to the show in a positive manner. Sometimes just a little thing like seeing A+8s come out of a different side door makes it better to watch. Yeah, wikipedia says the Impact Zone holds 1400 people, and Wembley Arena is 12,000. If they can run shows with 4-8,000 people in attendance then it's only going to help. I don't think it would be sensible to start booking the mega-stadiums the Fed runs yet. So they had 8 men compete in matches last week for a World Title match, and Hogan awarded the shot to his son-in-law instead. That was either pretty stupid or foreshadowing. Because Jeff vs Bully just screams "Plot Twist Match". The 8-man tag was great. This being TNA, I was half expecting Taryn Terrell (and her amazing tits) to hand Velvet the title and then boot her in the face. Taz: would you say Garrett Bischoff would be a great member of Aces & 8s? SILENCIO. lol. So Hogan didn't come out and his employee Earl Hebner started the match anyway. Have I mentioned recently that TNA is stupid? Because TNA is stupid. Unless Hebner is in Aces & 8s.
|
|
|
Post by MasterSnit on Mar 3, 2013 14:06:40 GMT -5
![](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kUpcxGCOqV8/UGYWTVNntPI/AAAAAAAADS4/F7W45MU5qKQ/s1600/earl-hebner.gif) This is what Hebner is going to do to Team TNA at the PPV. I have last week's Impact on right now as I'm typing this, Aces and Eights are in the ring. Has anyone mentioned recently that Garrett Bischoff sucks? Because he really does suck. Knox, Festus and D-Von look like badasses. Anderson looks like the creepy manipulator. Then there's Garrett Bischoff. Standing there like somebodies son. Oh hey! Eric Young! Yaaaaaaaaaaaa! "Hey Mike, never mind about this wrestling crap. Let's blow this joint and go see BELLATOR LIVE!" The Bellator hyping is getting tiresome. Oh, and Daniels was great again this week. "Bully Raymond" *dances* "I think we should see other people. I'm sorry. *dances* The two Gut Check girls seemed OK. Finally RVD isn't X-Division Champion. Angsty A.J. was on a motorbike. He must be in A+8s. Or maybe he will come back and form a new group of bikers to go up against them. He can call them something like 'The Six Sons of A.J." and the group will contain thirteen people. Would it make sense if Hulk, Brooke and Bully Raymond all turned heel? I'm thinking that was Brother Love who Angle unmasked. I'm also glad the show ended when it did after Angle got jumped. That looked like it was about to take a trip down Deliverance Avenue there. "Get his ass. Yeah! Get 'em." OK show. Still too A+8s heavy for my liking though.
|
|
|
Post by Naitch on Mar 3, 2013 21:16:06 GMT -5
Here's hoping the big guy Angle unmasked was none other then Kurt Angle. So I can fast forward through more TNA stuff.
|
|
|
Post by Champ on Mar 4, 2013 12:26:00 GMT -5
Here's hoping the big guy Angle unmasked was none other then Kurt Angle. So I can fast forward through more TNA stuff. Lmao! Not too stupid for tna. Maybe it's Eric angle 6 sons of AJ with 13 people made me laugh too Ivelisse was that chick on the last wwe tough enough that fought through injury. She just got released from their developmental. The barbarians niece is a scary monster but seems like a sweetheart in real life
|
|
|
Post by Naitch on Mar 7, 2013 16:28:42 GMT -5
I actually think they unmasked Joseph Park based on the body. Which means they probably unmasked Rockstar Spud.
|
|
|
Post by Velkontés on Mar 9, 2013 13:47:28 GMT -5
Has anyone mentioned recently that Garrett Bischoff sucks? Because he really does suck. No, I don't think that has been brought up before. But now you mentioned it, yes he does suck. Last week: If this was TNA, then we'd probably find out that Gail is right, and Taryn is biassed because she's banging Velvet. "I don't care about matches, I've got photoshoots to worry about." Aries rules. And I loved his mind-games pep talk to Jeff. "well he nailed that German suplex... Germany, Australia... all sorts... you know... that whole area over there." You'll never hear Champ call Taz a smart man. Knockout gutcheck: women be cryin'. I was surprised at how good that match actually was, though. AJ Styles: Angry Teenager is some good stuff. This week: I like the idea of Matt Morgan's push. Unfortunately Matt Morgan's push is being acted out by Matt Morgan, who sucks. I liked D'Lo being revealed as the VP, especially if it means no Bischoff. Although I'm still not convinced he isn't showing up at some point. Only thing is, they've got to think of a reason why TNA doesn't just fire D'Lo, so instead of Hulk & Brooke & Bully, get ready for the Dixie Carter heel turn. I suppose I could express surprise that Ivelisse didn't even make the final cut, but the Gutcheck is a waste of fucking time anyway. They'll both be back, probably once or twice in the next two years. At least we got a decent match out of it. AJ Style's tweet was actually a really GOOD use of the whole social media bullshit. Not sure what to make of EY's return. I did like the fake-out they pulled when Sting had to choose between EY and Storm. Tenay: "they (Anderson and Storm) were both in the Bound For Glory Series last year, and Storm ended up on top with more points" Taz: "shocking, you went with a stats thing. Okay Mike, what does that mean? NOTHING." Tenay: "what do you mean "it means nothing" it was competition, head-to-head, against the other competitors on the TNA roster". Kinda amazing that Anderson is the only former World Champion in that stable. Unlike the other promotion, TNA is doing a good job of juggling a large number of talents (unfortunately due to the size of their roster, we've still got a lot of inmates in Daffney's Prison).
|
|
|
Post by MasterSnit on Mar 10, 2013 16:34:59 GMT -5
How come Joey Ryan had to take a trip to Daffney's prison and Matt Morgan gets a push? *sigh* Did anybody notice that, before he cut his angry backstage promo, he just randomly gobbed on the lockers for no reason whatsoever? He sucks so much.
I get the feeling both of the Gut Check girls will be kept. If "kept" is the correct word, considering we never say any of them again anyway.
I'm not sure if Wes Briscoe murdered his promo, but at the very least it was a serious assault. He's been catching the STUPID from Taz. Oh yeah, I also had to massage my brain when Taz rambled on about "Germany, Australia, all that stuff over there."
Sting is an absolute idiot sometimes. Even if Eric Young's conviction didn't do anything for him, he probably could have done with a tune-up match considering he has barely wrestled in ages. Ah, at least E.Y. is back.
Why do I get the feeling Hogan and Bully Ray are going to screw Jeff at the PPV and shockingly join A+8s. Jeff's getting a Hulk crutch in the balls.
|
|
|
Post by Champ on Mar 11, 2013 0:21:00 GMT -5
I think it's official that Sting has FINALLY become that sad old fossil that needs to go away. Don't get me wrong, the guy was great into his 50s, which is very rare in this business. But it's just time to get the fuck out while he's remembered on a high note
What I'm starting to realize is, the main problem with tna is hogan is a terrible booker and promoter. However Dixie is such a mark for him and she'll listen to anything he tells her. So as long as hogan tells Dixie that this guy approaching his mid 50s is what's best for the fucking future of this business, she will listen
Then bully and Jeff blowing each other with hogan completing the circle jerk was just fucking gay. I mean it was literally an annoying homo segment. Lets see, I missed their match tonight. I wonder how this match will go down....t Did they beat eachothers brains in til the crowd chanted holy shit? Then did they will kick out of each others finishers til the crowd chanted this is wrestling? Then did aces and eights will come out and cause a double DQ and bully and Jeff will fight them off. Then did they suck each others balls til they went off the air....actually let me stop there because......I don't care!
(Checking results)
Are you fuckin kidding me?!?!! This is even worse!!! How the FUCK is bully aces and eights after all of that? He's been fighting them for 6 months! God this is the stupidest fuckin company EVER...not just in wrestling but in the world. The guitar center I work at looks fantastic next to tna. Infuriating.....just infuriAting!
|
|
|
Post by Velkontés on Mar 11, 2013 13:41:33 GMT -5
I think it's official that Sting has FINALLY become that sad old fossil that needs to go away. Don't get me wrong, the guy was great into his 50s, which is very rare in this business. But it's just time to get the fuck out while he's remembered on a high note I'm okay with Sting. It's not like he hogs the limelight. Has he, though? He had to get in that tag match with Sting so he could job and get Aces & 8s "unlimited access". And he sucked up to Hogan just long enough to get what he wanted: a title shot. As soon as he got that title shot he gave up the pretence. Now, the part that really doesn't make sense is when the bikers beat the shit out of him at the wedding. I don't see what that achieved, unless it was to convince Hogan that he was on his side. But we'll see. This also makes Aries and Roode faces, does it not? Their quest to get "all the gold" means beating Kenny King, Devon and Bully.
|
|
|
Post by MasterSnit on Mar 13, 2013 14:40:11 GMT -5
Official A+8s Club Documents The Grand Plan. Dated May 20th, 2012 Entry #26. How can Aces and Eights get the World Title?
Plan A) Jump the champion enough times to goad him into defending the title against one of us. Should take a month or two. Then use our numbers to screw him in the match.
Plan B) Kidnap or assault some high ranking members of TNA. Blackmail them into giving one of our guys a title shot.
Plan C) Pay off a disgruntled referee who will help us win matches and ultimately a match for the title.
...
Plan Z-16) One of us goes undercover. Pretend to be a changed person. Spend months sucking up to the boss in order to convince him you have changed. Seduce, propose to and marry the boss' daughter. Beat up your own friends. In a year or perhaps slightly less, the boss will have bought in to the sham enough to give you a world title shot. Win world title via screwjobby shenanigans.
Masked Man, "The decision rests in the capable hands of you Prospect Bischoff! What do you suggest?"
|
|
|
Post by Velkontés on Mar 17, 2013 13:21:44 GMT -5
Well, yes, there is that. This is their own damn fault for stretching this thing out for 9 fucking months. Also: "if you ride with the aces and eights, you'll never walk alone". Okay then. I love the new presentation of Impact. Gigantic improvement over the ImpactZone. I kinda want to see Taryn Terrell and Gail Kim doing it now. Actually, there was no need for that "kinda" in that sentence. I usually hate snarky chants, but the crowd chanting "feed me more" during the Rob Terry match got me laughing. Oh, and booing the Cubs was funny too. Man, Aries vs Sting. Great main event. It's amazing that TNA took someone I essentially hadn't heard of 18 months ago and have made him into a legit main eventer. Now I want to see Austin Aries vs John Cena at Wrestlemania. Stupid wrestling. "Firing you would be the logical thing to do, brother, so that ain't happening"
|
|