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Post by Velkontés on Nov 11, 2012 12:04:27 GMT -5
This week, Matt Morgan sucked while chewing gum.
I groaned when Probably Eric Bischoff told DOC that he wasn't even a fully patched-in member yet. Really? Who the fuck is then? You don't need to think of a plot point to explain him losing his mask, it was just dumb luck (which even Park acknowledged).
Jesse boasting about his shooting star press was hilarious.
Man, just dump the motherfucker already ODB.
Great match between Roode and Styles. I'm curious about the stipulation for the triple threat. I suppose the "obvious" choice for the loser is Styles. But I think Roode takes the fall and goes on a hot streak, and probably turns face while it happens. World Champion vs Guy on Undefeated Streak would be an interesting tweenerish angle to run.
You know who Sting and TNA need to bring in to fight DOC? Vladimir Kozlov!
I care so little about the gutcheck now that I just skipped it.
That awesome bit of acting by Brooke and Bully portends significance. How long has Hulk been wearing the red-and-yellow for? For some reason that seems significant too.
I will say Dixie looks fucking great for a 48-year-old.
The moment Jeff put BOTH titles onto the hook, I immediately figured out what the ending to the PPV is going to be. They're both going to be at the top of the ladder, and they'll take a belt each.
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Post by MasterSnit on Nov 14, 2012 12:09:55 GMT -5
This week, Matt Morgan sucked while chewing gum. Matt Morgan managed to both suck and blow and chew at the same time. God, I hate Matt Morgan. Me too. He's some n00b who they have made like their equivalent to Defence Secretary, or something like that. That's it. I'm absolutely convinced Bischoff is at the head of this group. The guy was good enough to win and at least they actually made sensible decisions this time. Lol. You outcracked TNA with that one. Seeing as they actually had both belts hanging there it would have made sense to do that. I am sold on Kaz and Daniels' new theme. Daniels' dancing absolutely cracks me up. The ladder match at the PPV was a good match. It was great to see Eric Young back. Hopefully he's back for a while now.
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Post by Velkontés on Nov 17, 2012 10:11:15 GMT -5
Bobby Roode decided to find out if TNA Faces are as stupid as WWE Faces. Answer: they are.
I suppose Magnus is going to spend time in Daffney's Prison now.
It's funny how TNA's GM is actually shown doing work every week.
Tara saying she only finds out what's going on Impact because her fans send her Twitter notifications was funny. Jesse rules. His reaction to finding Brooke & Bully was hilarious. Also his Stunner is aces. This guy is already better that Matt Morgan.
Man, Dixie was a total pregnant dog about her supposed good friend AJ Styles.
Oh hey, a KO Battle Royale with 5 participants. Lame. Were Sarita and Rosita released? Serious question? Is the entire KO roster just those 5 and Tara now? Oh, and Battle Royales usually suck, and this one did big time. Although I'm happy Mickie won.
Aces and 8s faking out DOC was awesome. What a bunch of jokers!
Apart from the Main Event, which I enjoyed, I didn't think much of the matches this week.
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Post by Naitch on Nov 17, 2012 19:38:33 GMT -5
My only real thought about Impact this week is what the hell is Wes Briscoe doing these days? Just hanging around the Impact Zone to be friends with Garrett Bischoff and Kurt Angle? He baffles me so much.
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Post by Velkontés on Nov 18, 2012 14:53:42 GMT -5
I think Briscoe blahed something to the effect that Kurt was training him at Wrestling School. So Briscoe loafing around the IZ is kinda like a "Bring Your Daughter Who Is Probably A Member Of A Motorcycle Gang To Work Day".
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Post by Velkontés on Nov 24, 2012 8:47:01 GMT -5
Man, they opened this week's Impact with a Wes Brisco vs Garrett Bischoff match. I bet nobody changed the channel when they saw that.
This week Matt Morgan sucked whilst chokeslamming Chavo Guerrero. God, we're going to get another Hernandez vs Matt Morgan match aren't we. Come on Aces & 8s, we can't be bothered with this shit.
Who the hell is Sam Shaw? Alex Silva is a heel? Okay then. I suppose one could point out how silly it is to call out a fellow jobber when you have the choice of anyone on the roster. On the other hand, might as well kill two birds with one segment. Silva has improved. So they have him job. Have I mentioned... eh, it's not worth it.
Taylor Hendrix has a nicer ass than I remembered. I like her headbutt as well. That was a pretty good KO match. If Velvet Skye and Kelly Kelly can stink up the place for years on end (not to mention be World Champions as well), then there is no reason for her not to be on the main roster.
Jesse rules. Of course, this being TNA, they had a hammer attack (which nobody came out to stop AGAIN) after a Turkey Suit match.
At first I was disappointed that Aries called out Brooke, because I wanted Bobby Roode to call out Hulk in the future, and now they've kinda ruined the element of surprise by doing it here. Having said that, Aries was pretty funny.
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Post by Champ on Nov 24, 2012 13:22:40 GMT -5
- so gut check contestants are facing Garrett Bischoff now. I mean, is TNA trying not to be taken seriously? At least Garrett lost though
- Christian York really has the "IT" factor. But one week of having a good match against Jeff Hardy doesn't mean anything. He could suck next week
- I like Taelor's look. She's the red head type I always wanted to bang....oh she's ok in the ring too
- Jesse is awesome. I didn't even know he had any wrestling training in the past. He's one of those guys that's just a natural in this business
- Daniels dancing to his new music again, LMAO. Who the hell would've ever thought Christopher Daniels would become so god damn funny?
- Like V mentioned, I love how there's no security around to stop Aces and Eights from destroying all their superstars bones with a hammer. It's like, fool me once, shame on you. Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me three times, fuck you we're not even trying
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Post by MasterSnit on Nov 24, 2012 16:27:56 GMT -5
Daniels and Kaz's theme. I totally love this. I can't help but dance along when I hear it and see Daniel's creeping down the ramp, lol. I also like the Kaz and Daniels Style dance.
My jaw hit the floor when they had Garrett Bischoff go out to teach one of those Gut Check punks a lesson.
Just when we got Eric Young back, he's away again. That sucks. I also couldn't take the A+8s attack seriously. They couldn't take a whizz in the parking lot without getting chased out of town by the entire roster a couple of months ago, but now they can murder Hall of Fame level legends, and people like Sting and Magnus, and nobody can be bothered getting up to help.
Lol. When Sam Shaw came out I also couldn't remember him at first. Talk about making an impact, huh?
If Daniels doesn't beat Styles this time I'm going to be so annoyed. They look to be setting AJ up for a James Storm like angle where he will reach his breaking point, take his smile and go home for a while, before AJ Jnr convinces him to go back.
I liked the interaction with Jesse and Robbie E. "Dude!". "Bro!". Also, Robbie E saying that Eric Young ruined Bigger Robbie's life by beating him in last year's turkey match made me laugh.
Aries was pretty funny. It sort of seemed like the beginning of an AJ Lee angle though.
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Post by Velkontés on Nov 25, 2012 13:58:00 GMT -5
It is kinda funny that they "hired" Brooke to run the KO Division, and the KO Division is less prominent now than it's ever been. So I'm not surprised that she's ended up in an angle. I would have liked to have been a fly on the wall for that booking decision. Hey, let's open Impact with a guy who nobody really knows in a match against Bischoff's kid. That must have been the lowest-profile match to open a Major League TV show (i.e. Raw, Smackdown, Impact, Nitro) in at least a decade. I mean, even Xplosion's opening match the other week was James Storm vs Joey Ryan. In the interest of fairness, I should say that I mostly enjoyed this week's show and it was nice to see some new faces for a change. And I'm all for opening the show with a match. That was just a very strange choice. Oh, and ![](http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/6950/kaptaylor.jpg) yeah, not bad at all
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Post by Velkontés on Dec 1, 2012 8:29:15 GMT -5
This week Matt Morgan sucked while kicking Doug Williams in the face.
I enjoyed Mickie James vs Gail Kim, but again, there's a Champion (Tara), the #1 Contender (Mickie) and everyone else are just people that exist. Really lazy.
TNA seem to have gotten a lot better at pacing their shows. Just when I was starting to get tired of the opening Hogan family drama, they cut to Aries, who was awesome. That segment would have been 20 minutes long in WWE.
Maybe Al Snow is going to be TNA's Benoit. I guess this means D'lo is a biker (along with Brisco, duh).
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Post by MasterSnit on Dec 2, 2012 17:52:51 GMT -5
I couldn't really be bother with Impact this week. The only thing I can really think of was that Matt Morgan seemed to suck more than usual. There was a bit where the camera zoomed in on his big stupid looking bearded aubergine head which annoyed me.
The stuff with the Hogans and Bully Ray isn't doing anything for me either.
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Post by Velkontés on Dec 8, 2012 10:28:11 GMT -5
The stuff with the Hogans and Bully Ray isn't doing anything for me either. Perhaps I wasn't fully paying attention this week, but this week Hogan was blahing about how he wasn't going to book Aries vs Bully. Not going to be held hostage, yaddayadda. And then he did. Because, you know. I don't really know what they were going for there, other than getting Hogan into even more segments. Funny that Roode reminded us of Fourtune. As the number of wrestlers in the ring wasn't four, I see no reason why they can't reform. Great, Velvet Sky is back. Fun fact: Velvet has wrestled a match on Impact more recently than Sarita, despite the former leaving for ~6 months and the latter being under contract. Okay, so Mickie cuts a promo about returning after months off because of injury. Then Velvet butts in and cuts a (dreadful) promo about returning after months off because of... what, exactly? And they're going have Mickie heel on her, aren't they. Or are they. In short: stop trying to make Velvet Sky and Matt Morgan happen. I wonder what 1.3.13 is going to be. Actually, no I don't wonder. I enjoyed the main event. Really getting tired of the bikers. Actually, to be more exact, I'm getting tired of them going through the same routine every week. I guess we'll get some overdue forward momentum at the PPV.
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Post by Champ on Dec 8, 2012 20:17:44 GMT -5
I'm trying to remember what Matt Morgan sucked doing this week. Did he attack the tag champs?
Velvet looked sluttier and white trashier than ever on Thursday. I don't think I can ever take her seriously again
I was upset this week. Daniels and Kazarian came out TWICE and both times it was to Bobby Roode's music. One of the things I couldn't wait for this week was to see Daniels dancing to his jam. That music is the greatest thing TNA has done for anyone in a long time.
And yeah, WHY is Bully vs Aries not in Hogan's business plan right now? Doesn't everyone else have a match on Sunday? What else are you going to do with Bully and Aries? That whole thing was a "fuck you that's why" moment.
So I guess Wes will be revealed as an Ace or Eight Sunday...or Garrett. Like V said, I'm getting sick of this whole schtick. Start unmasking these bastards already and do something more interesting
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Post by MasterSnit on Dec 9, 2012 17:18:36 GMT -5
I couldn't stop laughing when it cut backstage to Aces and Eights hanging out in their room with their hoes, listening to their own theme tune playing out of what must have been a gramophone. LOL. Doc was standing about all mad, probably because he was being driven insane by the same tinny song playing over and over. Samoa Joe jobbing because a stray carriage from the Ho Train went choo choo on the ring apron also made me laugh.
Yeah, I was also disappointed by that. Not too sure about the tent trousers from 1990 though.
Yeah, that pretty much summed up my reaction to it. Just another case of TNA promising a turd and delivering a dollop of rhino diarrhoea on a puddle of piss instead.
Yeah, Hogan is an idiot. This angle sucks. It's basically Hogan getting involved in his grown daughter's business and trying to cock block Bully Ray because in Hogan's mind if he can't bang his daughter then nobody can.
When the music went off during the Mickie - Tara bit I thought, "Oh cool, Angelina Love is back". Then I was disappointed.
Impact still isn't thrilling me very much right now.
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Post by MasterSnit on Dec 15, 2012 15:48:07 GMT -5
I'm really sick of this A+8s angle going nowhere. Just get on with it.
Wes Brisco has tiny little legs.
Bully Ray telling Hogan how it is was cool. Although, it's annoying with Hogan segments the way they always end with Hogan standing there and getting the last word.
AJ going away for a while is a good idea.
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