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Post by Champ on Dec 4, 2011 0:21:20 GMT -5
Gunner beating up Garrett's friends was one of the more entertaining things I've seen on TNA in a while
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Post by MasterSnit on Dec 4, 2011 19:20:39 GMT -5
Gunner beating up about ten guys in HIS GYM was hilarious. I just wish Garrett was there so he could go all out Undertaker vs David Flair on his ass. Still, it was awesome.
I am officially fed up with Karen Jarrett and this stuff with her bullying the wrestlers. It's just stupid.
Those two freaks/dumb high school girls were annoying too. Seems Abyss had Janice nails deep in both of them. We'll need to ask Samoa Joe for confirmation of that, though.
Anyone else think that they are going to have Roode lose the title to Jeff Hardy straight away when they have their match? It all seems set up for Jeff to win and Roode to fall back on his feud with A.J. I hope they let Roode hold it for a while, but I'm not optimistic.
I am getting really sick of TNA's fake fucking fans. I saw the camera man giving cues to the fans a few weeks ago, going right up to them and motioning for them to thumbs down. There are the same smiley girls in the front row every week. TNA does good ratings on U.K. TV and they have fans with a Union Flag in the same spot every week. There is The Dude and the big Jeff Hardy fangirl there every week. I remember reading something a while back where Dixie, or some other dumbass from TNA, said something about the fans also being characters and part of the show. She wasn't kidding.
The best thing about TNA right now is Daniels referring to RVD as Bob Van Dam. Pity we didn't get more of that this week.
Aries and the simultaneous cheap shot was funny.
If Hulk Hogan's moustache fought Bobby Roode's dad's moustache in a fight, Roode's dad's tacher would win by knock-out.
The ODB vs Mickie match was pretty good.
Someone said that Jesse Neil was gone from TNA. It must have been a cruel joke because him and his two annoying friends were there again this week.
Now that D-Von and Pope have a title match, hopefully the endgame of the turds at ringside storyline will play out at the PPV.
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Post by Champ on Dec 4, 2011 19:46:28 GMT -5
I appreciate Karen because, like Vickie Guerrero, she's better at her role than 90% of the wrestlers on the roster. But I agree, she just gets really annoying, and not in a good way
Yeah, Jeff's THE GUY. Hulk even said so
RETARD BUS back in full effect! They're worse than ever too with Retardette in their corner
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Post by MasterSnit on Dec 6, 2011 16:06:03 GMT -5
"Well ya know what?!" is Karen's "Excuse me!".
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Post by Champ on Dec 7, 2011 23:20:12 GMT -5
I guess Karen is an awesome heel if we know she's great but she annoys the shit out of us too. That's the way I felt about Paul Heyman. He was so good but I couldn't stand listening to him.
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Post by Velkontés on Dec 10, 2011 13:47:34 GMT -5
I would dearly love to believe Dixie when she said her place wasn't in front of the camera. Or whatever it was she said. The opening yakfest went on so long a lot of it is a blur of words. Yeah, I might have guessed. "You couldn't run a lemonade stall, let alone a wrestling company" was a funny line though. I kinda like the idea of a tag team where one guy cuts a Face promo and the other guy undercuts it with a Heel promo. The segment with Devon & Pope blew though. And that was even before the Turds got involved. I appreciate Gunner piledriving Bischoff Jr into concrete, but if only the ambulance could have accidentally reversed, running over Bischoff Sr too. You just wait and see them bring Bischoff Jr back in, like, two weeks now. I kinda wanted Traci and her gigantic tits to agree to lay down for Gail, only for Gail to smack her in the face with the belt before the match started, and then Karen, Madison & Gail would point and laugh at what a fucking idiot Traci is while she laid unconscious on the mat. Of course, this being TNA what actually happened was infinitely dumber. You've got a Title match on Sunday between a champion who won both championships a month after re-debuting, against a challenger who beat most of the rest of the roster in a single gauntlet match. So of course you have the Champion almost lose to the authority figure's reluctant lackey and needing two run-ins to get the job done. have I mentioned recently that TNA is stupid? Because TNA is stupid. They have way overexposed her in the last couple months. She's on every damn show in multiple segments. I suspect they will have Jeff job to Roode as a gesture of good will on his way back. Kind of like how I suspect Jarrett had to take the lead and job to him in his first matches back. If he keeps his shit together he'll probably be champion this time next year though.
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Post by Champ on Dec 11, 2011 0:11:30 GMT -5
I think the thing I hate the most about "the turds" is their undeniable HORRIBLE acting skills. It's like they're always trying not to laugh during the most serious segments. It's not even like one is better than the other either. We can't even say, well, at least turd 1 is slightly better than turd 2. No, they both equally suck
I really don't have much to say. I'm losing interest overall in TNA again. I'm not even feeling a bit invested in their show again. Roode is doing the best he can with where he's at but he just doesn't feel like "the guy" to me. I like that Storm is getting upper midcard exposure though. I think everyone here can agree that Storm has always been more interesting than Roode
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Post by Velkontés on Dec 11, 2011 5:08:54 GMT -5
I think the thing I hate the most about "the turds" is their undeniable HORRIBLE acting skills. It's like they're always trying not to laugh during the most serious segments. And then you ask yourself "why are the Turds even on this show" and then you remember: because they're the sons of a veteran. Someone else is getting a push because he's the son of a power figure. And someone else is getting a LOT of TV time because she's married to the founder of the company. There's just way too much of this shit going on now. I'm enjoying Roode's act but it's not enough to carry the show on his own (see my previous paragraph). And it's funny, because the PPV they're putting on today is actually really strong. Figure that one out.
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Post by MasterSnit on Dec 11, 2011 17:37:43 GMT -5
I agree that Roode is doing a good job as the heel champion, but the rest of the show isn't too great right now. If he had bonked Dixie on the head with a mallet and took a dump on her in the middle of the ring, I still wouldn't feel sorry for her. So him accidentally spitting on her after he simply tried to shoo a fly that flew in his mouth won't make me feel sorry for her. I still kinda think Jeff is going to win his match at the PPV then win the title at Genesis. If it takes him another year to win the title I will be really surprised. I couldn't get too excited by the Garett pwnage because an image of a PPV poster flashed through my head showing Eric Bischoff and Gunner vs Garett and Hogan. That would suck. I am interested in the Storm / Angle feud, mainly because I like Storm and hope he wins. And don't even get me started on the ![](http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a134/RandyMarsh/TURDS.jpg)
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Post by Velkontés on Dec 11, 2011 18:03:45 GMT -5
If he had bonked Dixie on the head with a mallet and took a dump on her in the middle of the ring, I still wouldn't feel sorry for her. They've probably got that lined up for Traci next week. It's funny, I had a similar epiphany during Smackdown when Cole mentioned he'll probably be on Wrestlemania again. Cole & Cody Rhodes vs Booker & Dan Bryan. That match would probably be reasonably good though. I think you might be onto something, though. I suggested Team Hogan (Garrett, Jeff, Anderson, Abyss) vs Team Bischoff (Bully, Steiner, etc) on another thread. Hogan has obviously been taking lessons from Teddy Long.
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Post by MasterSnit on Dec 11, 2011 18:18:06 GMT -5
I completely forgot Anderson existed until you mentioned him there. It's weird how that happens with TNA.
Don't know if I can handle another Michael Cole WrestleMania match.
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Post by Champ on Dec 15, 2011 11:11:18 GMT -5
When I was watching the ppv and they were interviewing AJ backstage getting taped up, something about him reminded me of Anderson and then I thought, where the hell is Anderson, by the way? It's true, the guy was like the top guy in the company 6 months ago and we already forgot he existed. That's why TNA sucks dick.
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Post by MasterSnit on Dec 15, 2011 19:30:31 GMT -5
That's exactly why TNA sucks dick. Recently Brian Kendrick was X-Division champion for months and as soon as he lost the title he disappeared and since then he's been seen about two times. They throw titles on people and hype them up but they just discard them as soon as they move the spotlight to the next guy. Then by the time they show up again five weeks later and without any purpose whatsoever, nobody cares any more. They shine a few spotlights too brightly on a few characters when they should be shining more spotlights on more people on a regular basis. So what if Bischoff only gets 4 appearances one week and Karen only gets 8, it's not going to make any difference.
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Post by Velkontés on Dec 17, 2011 7:29:14 GMT -5
Roode celebrating the time limit draw was funny stuff. The title match was interesting booking. I can't see how Styles can complain seeing as the bell rung before Roode clipped him from behind.
Steiner doing push-ups mid-move never gets old.
Gunner is cleansing the world one retard at a time.
I'll let Mastersnit comment on the segment involving Devon's offspring. I imagine I agree with everything he is going to write about it.
Sting setting up Karen and Jeff was just fucking greatness. A simple, timeless idea well executed. Really fun show this week.
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Post by Champ on Dec 17, 2011 21:10:05 GMT -5
Everything about it was great leading up to it. I loved how Karen and Jeff both threw each other under the bus and lied to each other's faces only to both get caught and fired anyway
We're just waiting on you MS
Gunner's been great ever since he beat up all of Garrett's idiot friends at the gym
I wish they'd give us more belligerent Steiner promos too
And the ODB/Eric Young team is gold. You almost can't fuck that up if you tried. So let's see how TNA is going to do it anyway
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