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Post by Champ on Nov 5, 2011 13:30:37 GMT -5
It's true, Sting is already a very shitty GM! You figured once he took over, Immortal would be done, Karen would have no more power, and Bischoff would get no air time
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Post by Velkontés on Nov 6, 2011 4:33:19 GMT -5
Yeah, Sting needs to get his shit together already.
Is it really SO important for Karen to have an on-screen role that they're creating a gigantic logic hole for it to happen? Couldn't she just be Gail & Madison's manager? Couldn't they at the very least blahblah something about her having an "iron-clad contract"?
Speaking of, the KO match followed a template they seem to be using a lot recently: a perfectly decent match with an out-of-nowhere screwjob finish bolted on the end as awkwardly as Ashley's tits. They did it with the Bully/Jarrett/Jeff/Kenderson match too. At least the Al Bundy Jr finish was somewhat smooth, although why Aries is jobbing to this chump is beyond me.
I FFWDed Bischoff vs Bischoff and "Ronnie From Jersey Shore". I really can't be bothered with this nonsense.
I at least enjoyed the title match until the nonsense at the end. Dumbest ref bump in a long time. And they're so desperate to "shock" and "swerve" us that Roode's turn had to come out of absolutely nowhere. There's a way to do the "Face gets tempted to take the easy way out and embraces the dark side to get what he always wanted" angle over the course of a match, but this wasn't it.
Matt Morgan and Crimson, two gigantic dudes, set up a match because of Twitter. Have I mentioned recently that TNA is stupid? Because TNA is really fucking stupid at the moment.
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Post by Velkontés on Nov 6, 2011 14:54:57 GMT -5
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Post by MasterSnit on Nov 7, 2011 15:45:30 GMT -5
It might have been a beer bottle instead of a chair, but two weeks is all it took. Grrrrrroan.
Did the referee just... like, throw himself out of the ring? Wut?
Matt Morgan and Crimson are like Jay and Silent Bob feuding with each other because they talked trash on the internet.
TNA seems to be mixed with good and bad to the extreme at the minute. I loved Storm winning the title, but a fortnight later it's all over and Bobby Roode is now a heel just because.
Has Velvet been on a show since she won the title? I know that none of us are huge Velvet fans, but shouldn't she a least get some sustained air time to solidify her as the new champion.
Why is Anderson getting gingerer every week?
Considering the high stakes at hand, I think Bischoff will choose Goldberg to fight his son. Only, in true Bischoff fashion, there will be a mix up and Gillberg will show up instead. Garett wins with a botched roll-up.
Why are Jeff Hardy's themes always so damn catchy. "One more shot" sounds more befitting of Christian, but it works well for Hardy. The fans just can't help but love him.
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Post by Velkontés on Nov 8, 2011 2:26:28 GMT -5
I have to agree, Jeff's new theme is catchy.
Impact has so little time to feature their roster (once the obligatory 20 minutes of Bischoff is accounted for each week) that having their champions not wrestle every week actually makes sense, if they feature the contenders prominently instead. Also, I think Gail said she gave Velvet a concussion.
I still can't get my head around Bischoff's kid being given a push. This has to be the worst case of wrestling nepotism ever, which is saying something.
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Post by MasterSnit on Nov 9, 2011 16:53:51 GMT -5
Hmmm, I can't remember Velvet getting a concussion, but that would be a good reason for keeping her off of the show.
It's not even that Bischoff's kid is getting a push like, for example, Austin Aries is getting a push. Bischoff's kid is getting a Cena push in comparison.
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Post by Champ on Nov 13, 2011 0:54:23 GMT -5
Aside from multiple Bischoff segments on a "wrestling matters" program, you just said it all right there as to why I can't get really invested into TNA. So much shit happens just because.
Anderson was super hot as a face when he was feuding with Immortal. Then they had him feud with Sting, turn heel and join Immortal, just because. Anderson was becoming THE GUY! He was totally over. I can't understand shit like that
Fortune is apart of the Immortal conspiracy when Hogan and Bischoff screwed Dixie out of the company. Then Fortune, turns on Immortal because they didn't like the way Bischoff ruins wrestling companies. If that's the case,
Why did they join Immortal in the first place? Just because.
Why did they suddenly decide it was a bad idea and become heroes? Just because.
Why did Daniels join the group to make fourtune 4, fivetune? Because,
*scroll down*
FUCK YOU
that's why
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Post by Velkontés on Nov 13, 2011 4:08:36 GMT -5
I enjoyed this week's show. They seemed to pace things really well with their matches and less blahing than usual. Also they kept the stupidity to a minimum.
Sting gets to rewrite Bischoff's contract after Flair bischoffed Gunner's match against Son of Bischoff. If this means we're going to get months and months and months of Bischoff being made to look like a total chump, then I can forgive this stupid Son of Bischoff anglette.
Sorenson is so fucking bland. Ted Biaise watches Sorenson and says "man, this guy is bland". He should have a gimmick - "Boron: the most boring man in the universe". Kash was great as usual though. And that move he gave Boron looked brutal.
Did Gail Kim ever wrestle Mickie in WWE? Mickie started after Gail left the first time. It seems like they must have crossed paths at some point, but I can't remember it ever happening. At this point they should just say "fuck it" and have Traci turn heel and help Gail win at the PPV.
I enjoyed the EY & "Ronnie From Jersey Shore Match" way more than I probably should have.
I can't decide if Toxxxin is the best-looking ugly chick or the ugliest good-looking chick I've ever seen.
I suppose Immortal vs Immotal Wolfpac is going to be a thing. At least Abyss being the Mystery Partner was remarkably consistent for TNA. Team Hogan vs Team Bischoff could be fun once Bischoff has finished cleaning the toilets.
Roode helping Storm to his feet just so he could do the Diva Finish on him was pretty damn funny. Quality heeling.
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Post by MasterSnit on Nov 13, 2011 15:50:03 GMT -5
Jesse Sorensen sucks. He sucks.
They didn't mention anything about Gunner actually losing the match, so they'll probably sweep it under the carpet.
Kazarian beat up James Storm. Why? You know why.
The show was a bit better this week than it was in previous weeks.
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Post by Champ on Nov 13, 2011 18:18:07 GMT -5
Yeah that seems to make the most nonsense sense
The thing with Jesse Sorenson is......I don't know how to put it. It's tough. I mean he's.......I guess what I'm trying to say is, as long as Kid Kash abuses the ever living shit out of him ever week, I'm ok with him on tv
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Post by Velkontés on Nov 14, 2011 12:38:28 GMT -5
Yeah that seems to make the most nonsense sense Actually, I seem to remember 2 weeks ago Kazarian approached Daniels backstage and was all "hey, I'm not going to argue with your crazy ass, let's talk". It really is strange that they made a big deal out of Jarrett chewing out Kaz and his 10c whore wife, and then completely forgot about it. Even by TNA standards that was odd. In the aftermath of the match one of the buffoons on commentary explicitly said that Sting gets to re-write Bischoff's contract now. I know that doesn't mean they STILL won't sweep it under the carpet. But that show was recorded weeks ago, they could have just edited the line out if they weren't going to pay it off. But surely it's time for Bischoff's comeuppance by now. Surely. |
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Post by Velkontés on Nov 15, 2011 0:09:44 GMT -5
I just read the spoilers for this week's show. The Mystery Attacker actually makes sense. But never fear, there's plenty of crack to go round the rest of the episode!
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Post by Champ on Nov 15, 2011 23:19:11 GMT -5
Yeah I read it too. It actually makes perfect sense FOR ONCE!
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Post by Snitskyman2016 on Nov 17, 2011 18:45:04 GMT -5
- It has been confirmed that Jesse Neal is on his way out of TNA.
As part of TNA's new relationship with Ohio Valley Wrestling, they have been approaching talents who don't regularly appear on TV and asking them to relocate to Kentucky to train at OVW.
Neal turned down the request and will be leaving soon.
Yay! no more Retard bus in the tag division. No more low kicks to the shin that cause opponents to bend over and hold their gut.
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Post by Snitskyman2016 on Nov 17, 2011 19:01:03 GMT -5
 Does this picture make you think anything? |
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