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Post by MasterSnit on Nov 18, 2011 20:34:42 GMT -5
The horse is doing its best J.R. face and Mickie is laughing. I spent two hours just hoping the mystery attacker wasn't Braden Walker. Then when Storm was walking back up the ramp I thought, "What the? It's Stone Cold!". Angle does make sense though. It only happened a few weeks back, we really should have connected the dots on that one, lol. It wasn't a good way to start the show by noticing that the turds were in the first row after about twenty seconds. I am going to mark like a little b1tch when D-Von spatters them through a table! Go away Dixie. Bully Ray doing his best 'I want you to think I'm totally not into you but I actually do really want to have sex with you' chat up line was hilarious. I detected some sexual tension between Jeff Hardy and Karen Jarrett. Hardy winning clean three times at the PPV was funny. It also gave us this great reaction. ![](http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a134/RandyMarsh/jarrattface.png) I enjoyed Mickie going all cena during her match. Something tells me V will have been pleased by the copious amounts of Sarita on offer this week. Glad Kendrick is back. Not glad he is playing second fiddle to the little prick Sorenson. Aries calling Kash a dick was funny. And true, he totally is a dick. Aries at the PPV also gave us a great face. ![](http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a134/RandyMarsh/ariesface.png) Seeing as Robbie E won the TV title at the PPV I didn't expect to see him for at least a month. Bischoff. Garett Bischoff. Flair. *sigh* poor Gunner. Morgan and Crimson are now tag champs. So who turns on who and how long does it take? I've got Morgan in nine weeks. I thought it was a decent show this week.
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Post by Velkontés on Nov 19, 2011 9:33:37 GMT -5
It wasn't a good way to start the show by noticing that the turds were in the first row after about twenty seconds. I am going to mark like a little b1tch when D-Von spatters them through a table! Go away Dixie. How long have those turds been floating around for now? Is this angle going anywhere? I found Dixie rolling around with AJ hysterical. Also, "is that any way to treat an employee, Sting?" Quality. Karen was awesome. OH MY GOD, JEFF USED TACTICS TO WIN A MATCH! Tremendous. Also, Traci was putting up a picture of Karen, so she's beating Teddy in the "Reluctant Toadying" race. Even Velvet towers over Rosita. The match was one move. We finally got to see Brooke vs Velvet, which was like Hogan vs Andre of strippers who flaunt their ass. Brooke jobbed to a fucking bulldog. Velvet then jobbed to the Diva Finish. Sarita fucked something up off the ropes, then Mickie nearly fucking killed her with a DDT. Mickie then beat FOUR former world champions in quick succession, having already beaten Sarita and Angelina (yet another former world champion). I like Mickie, but this was overkill. I guess it answers my Mickie/Gail question from last week, but why the rush? Also, Taz: "that's subtle" LOL. Even a stopped clock can be funny twice a day. Morgan rolling his eyes at an opportunity at the WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP was just comical. I'm wondering how they get the titles back off them without ending Crimson's streak. I've actually been thinking lately that they should turn Crimson heel, and build to a Face beating him. So him putting Morgan on the shelf, thus vacating the belts, would get them out of that hole. TNA is exactly the sort of company where I'd expect a feud to develop from Beer ruining Asshole's video game. Prove me wrong, TNA. Prove me wrong. I can't believe Bischoff outsmarted Sting over that "contract re-writing thing". And then Son of Bischoff beats Gunner in the Main Event Match. Has Bischoff got incriminating photos of Dixie or something? I actually really enjoyed this week's episode, because I found myself laughing quite a lot. Perhaps knowing the crackpipey things in advance (having read the spoilers) helped this week.
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Post by Champ on Nov 20, 2011 13:58:55 GMT -5
That may have been the best metaphor I've ever seen on this board LOL
I still haven't seen this week's. I've been so busy. I'll try to catch it later today
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Post by MasterSnit on Nov 20, 2011 18:25:48 GMT -5
The turds must have been there for about a year now. I'd love it if both D-Von and Pope turned on them and flushed them away for good in brutal fashion.
I also think turning Crimson heel is the way to go. They will probably throw the belt to Jeff before the end of the year so they can build to that confrontation.
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Post by Champ on Nov 24, 2011 12:24:26 GMT -5
I agree. Having a top face end his streak would make it more exciting and interesting. There's no point in having a heel end his streak by cheating or something TNAish. Regardless, they WILL fuck this all up anyway
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Post by Champ on Nov 24, 2011 21:34:47 GMT -5
And I know V says this all the time but I just had to point out that god DAMN Sarita is looking EXTRA hot these days! She has a bodybuilding competition coming up so it's no surprise as to why she's looking extra tight. I always thought she was cute but this is the first time I was drueling over her ![](http://img809.imageshack.us/img809/5949/sarita1.jpg) ![](http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/141/sarita2.jpg)
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Post by Velkontés on Nov 25, 2011 5:36:52 GMT -5
- It has been confirmed that Jesse Neal is on his way out of TNA. As part of TNA's new relationship with Ohio Valley Wrestling, they have been approaching talents who don't regularly appear on TV and asking them to relocate to Kentucky to train at OVW. Neal turned down the request and will be leaving soon. Yay! no more Retard bus in the tag division. No more low kicks to the shin that cause opponents to bend over and hold their gut. Retard Bus are being advertised for a match next week on Impact. Either you've jumped the gun or I guess he might still have some time left on his contract? And Sarita should release an exercise vid.
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Post by MasterSnit on Nov 25, 2011 12:05:34 GMT -5
Yeah, Sarita was giving me a chub last week too.
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Post by Velkontés on Nov 25, 2011 16:35:32 GMT -5
Team Brokeback Mountain beating Anarqqia in 45 seconds to retain the Tag Titles was gay. Wait.
Robbie E wondering if new referee dude had just come from a barbershop quartet was great.
Hey, let's take a look back to last week's horrible Knockout Gauntlet and remember all the shitty finishes and see Sarita almost die again! Great idea, TNA!
So we've got Karen, a heel, demanding the knockouts slut it up for a "lingerie bowl" for all the disgusting trolls in the audience - who cheer when she announces the match. Tenay, who is supposed to be a face, blahs something about how it wouldn't be Thanksgiving without the knockouts in lingerie. The women who rub their asses in each other faces and rub their things on the rope are all blahing about how they come here to be athletes. They then rename the match 10 seconds later to "Thanksgiving Thong Thunder", and none of the women wear thongs and in fact they're wearing more clothing than their usual ring gear and then Karen points out the stupidity of the plot.
Have I mentioned recently that TNA is fucking stupid? Because TNA is fucking stupid.
And that was just what happened before they had a dreadful match. So basically everyone (Karen, the competitors, the commentators, and us watching) are heels. I can't believe TNA managed to make a segment involving hot women not wearing much a tedious fucking trainwreck, but that's what they did. Winter was looking fucking amazing though.
Hey look, Angle and Jarrett hanging out.
The Elimination match was all right, but there was way too much nonsense (and there wasn't even any Bischoff) this week.
As for Karen having sexual tension with Jeff mentioned a few posts ago, I'm half expecting us to find her banging Traci in one of Impact's millions of dark corridors.
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Post by Naitch on Nov 25, 2011 17:07:03 GMT -5
The highlights for me were Eric and Rudy just being Eric and Rudy. At the end of the show where they were training and Rudy rides his bike into the back of the truck that wasn't even moving.
Jeff Jarrett was a million bucks, no doubt about it. Best swerve on an audience ever.
Like V, I'm expecting some people in a dark corridor fucking, except I'm expecting Crimson balls deep in Matt Morgan.
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Post by Champ on Nov 25, 2011 22:34:02 GMT -5
I agree with Naitch that Rudy and Eric were just great being there and being clowns.
I agree with V that Winter was looking SLAMMING this week.
And yes, TNA is VERY fucking stupid
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Post by MasterSnit on Nov 26, 2011 20:48:21 GMT -5
The Knockouts stuff seemed to last forever this week. I can handle Karen Jarrett in small doses, but her voice begins to grate after a while.
Jeff Jarrett as Hardy was hilarious.
Rudy 'Poo' Charles is a C.L.B.
*Bully Ray and Daniels run down to the ring* Tenay - "Here comes Immortal!" LOL
I thought I was maybe hearing things last week, but they definitely played some dramatic music over the end of the show this week with Roode posing over A.J. Not sure what that's all about.
Whoever is banging who backstage, I expect Samoa Joe is probably always there lurking in the shadows watching.
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Post by Velkontés on Nov 27, 2011 8:32:07 GMT -5
Whoever is banging who backstage, I expect Samoa Joe is probably always there lurking in the shadows watching. They should get David Lynch to write Impact for a few months.
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Post by MasterSnit on Nov 27, 2011 18:05:06 GMT -5
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Post by Velkontés on Dec 3, 2011 8:53:12 GMT -5
This week's dimly-lit backstage sgement with Bischoff and Bully is a harbinger of shitty wrestling to come. Well, except for Gunner beating up a bunch of losers in a gym, which was great.
Gail hitting on Tara was pretty funny. Otherwise just copy-and-paste what I said last week about the Knockouts.
"Although, if this was a good-looking contest, I'd probably win that too"
I found Bully Ray and Steiner's plan to get Abyss laid funny at first. And then it got really fucking creepy.
What is with all the concussion angles TNA have been doing this year?
Roode's family ragging on Roode was tremendous. Roode was great in the open. I still don't get why he didn't beat Angle and then heel on Beer in his first defence, but it's ancient history now and I'm enjoying his act.
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