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Post by Champ on Mar 16, 2012 0:33:21 GMT -5
LOL yeah the ending had absolutely nothing to do with the story. It was literally like a stupid "swerve" ending to Impact. They may as well have ended that story with - And, The moral of this driver maniac story that seemed to be going somewhere, is...... Don't catch AIDS from monkeys! ![???](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/huh.png)
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Post by MasterSnit on Mar 16, 2012 18:16:40 GMT -5
LOL. I don't even know what to say...
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Post by Velkontés on Apr 7, 2012 10:00:02 GMT -5
Oh hey everyone, a run-in (swim-in) at the Boat Race!
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Post by Velkontés on Apr 30, 2012 13:22:47 GMT -5
Australian billionaire to build Titanic II. Hey everyone, remember that thing that was a colossal failure? Yeah, let's try that again!
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Post by MasterSnit on May 1, 2012 13:53:51 GMT -5
That's pretty funny. Amongst all the Titanic hoopla recently, they did something in Belfast where lots of people dressed up, got on a ship, went out to sea and re-enacted the final night on Titanic the way it happened 100 years ago. Obviously, without the whole iceberg and sinking bit. Kate Winslet's boobs were also disappointingly not present at the event.
Not that I wish the same fate on the fools who go out on the first voyage of the new one, but it would be hilarious if it went down. I bet the first name on the passenger list is 'Bischoff'.
Also, they should hire this guy to play them off as the ship goes down.
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Post by Champ on May 12, 2012 15:14:39 GMT -5
I finally read the boat run in. It seems like that guy did a swim-in just to get finishers hit on him
and hey everyone, remember when Hogan and Bischoff seemingly put a dynasty together for 2 years and the company went out of business? Let's do that again too!
Emotional flute guy was great lol
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Post by Velkontés on Nov 18, 2012 15:08:17 GMT -5
So at my work they have a commercial radio station playing all day. It's inescapable. Anyway:
THURSDAY: The dipshits who host the breakfast show are yapping about people who have ALREADY PUT UP THEIR CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS. They have people call in and mock them for putting their decorations up in the middle of November.
FRIDAY: The same dipshits and the whole station starts playing Christmas songs throughout the day. Seriously, I got in to work and fucking Band Aid was playing.
s h i t t y r e a l l i f e
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Post by Champ on Nov 24, 2012 13:09:29 GMT -5
LMAO! You gotta love shitty real life. I've really come to learn how to be amused by stupidity
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Post by MasterSnit on Nov 24, 2012 16:04:23 GMT -5
Have I ever mentioned that I absolutely despise breakfast show radio hosts? Acting all happy and chirpy, when I'm crawling out of bed half sleeping as wind and rain lashes the windows. Those sons of bytches!
I actually saw a Christmas tree in a house about 5-6 weeks ago, but it looked like they were maybe just testing it. Walking home tonight they had the tree and their decorations up. A full month before Christmas. They must be gypsies.
Also, years ago when the first, or one of the first Pop Idol/X-Factor shows was on TV, they had a boy band and a girl band release singles a few weeks before Christmas with the band that reached No.1 winning the show. The place I worked at played the same two songs, over and over, and over and over, all day long. I was often right next to the speakers and after a while I didn't even hear it. After about two weeks of it a guy I worked with actually asked me what I thought of the songs that were playing, and I said, "what songs?" It's one of the most annoying things about Christmas, all the same old songs constantly on everything that can make noise. I better stop before I settle in to a nice Christmas moan, but in short, I agree with V's bottom line.
s h i t t y r e a l l i f e
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Post by Velkontés on Nov 25, 2012 14:21:10 GMT -5
I would have loved to have been in that meeting where they decided "hey, it's November 16th, let's nuke everyone with Christmas songs. Everyone loves Christmas. EVERYONE. Every single last one of our listeners will be thrilled to hear Mariah Carey and Paul McCartney and fucking Band Aid for six whole weeks".
I mention this because they actually toned it down last week, and seemed to be restricting themselves to one Christmas song per hour or so, so it looks like they got complaints.
I mean, god. I don't particularly care for Christmas outside of it being a nice time to see your family and have parties for a few days. So I'm not anti-Christmas either. But at least wait until a week or two before the actual day before being silly about it.
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Post by Champ on Jan 9, 2013 13:21:31 GMT -5
before I met my girlfriend, I was on a dating website. They have an area in the profiles that says, "do not message me if", then you list reasons why they shouldn't message you.
So I went to this one girl's page and two of her "do not message me ifs" was, if your profile picture is a self shot of you with your cell phone, and you have a pic of yourself with no shirt on.
Take a wild guess what kind of pic was her profile pic.......yup, a self shot with her cell phone.
Take another guess who was in a club dressed half naked dancing with guys in the background with their shirts off......yup, her
S H I T T Y R E AL L I F E
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Post by MasterSnit on Jan 9, 2013 18:28:25 GMT -5
"do message me if"
"you're my daddy"
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Post by Velkontés on Jan 10, 2013 16:45:55 GMT -5
A bossy hypocrite? Sign me up!
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Post by Champ on Jan 11, 2013 15:32:17 GMT -5
yeah there's a lot of shittyrealife on those sites. But it does work. My area is the hardest. It's all NYC chicks on there and they are the FLAKIEST assholes on this planet. Plus they don't want anything to do with you if you're even 5 minutes outside the city. I got lucky and met someone 15 min from me and we have so much in common. It took a year to find her though lol
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Post by Naitch on Jan 15, 2013 21:52:46 GMT -5
I remember being on a couple of those sites. Most of the chicks threw up red flags in a matter of sentences. But I was picky as hell about things when it came to dating.
There were, at least in my parts, some of the most unintentional funny profile pictures ever. I printed some of them out so I could laugh at them with my friends. I remember this one broad with these huge buck teeth and a horse face and three kids in a picture taking in most likely a Sears portrait studio. I spent hours trying to figure out if that picture was for real or if I was getting played and she was secretly the worlds funniest person. That is a mystery I'll never know the answer to.
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