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Post by Snitskyman2016 on Jul 15, 2011 19:31:10 GMT -5
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Post by Velkontés on Jul 16, 2011 4:11:47 GMT -5
Oh hey, Bischoff's opening Impact again (-5). Although he did guarantee that Anderson would be leaving that night with the title (2). Also he said that Anderson was going to take the cancer out once and for all (2).
Seeing as we don't know how many matches are in the BFG series, it's dumb for Tenay to be blathering about being "mathematically eliminated" (-2). Also, Tenay (-3). Speaking of dumb, Joe really bischoffed his match (-2).
Jarrett is Mexican World Champion! Hooray! (4)
"Everybody saw it""Not everybody" (2). Also, Shannon Moore spoke (-5). Austin Aries is like a version of CM Punk that I can get behind.
Tara brought that stupid fucking spider back (-4). And won a match because of it (-4). Madison was looking really nice this week (4).
Bully Ray chickening out of helping Gunner made me lol (4). He's got this character nailed down.
It's taken a while, but they've done a good job of building up Immortal after that Fourtune debacle. Anderson, Bully Ray, Gunner, Jarrett, Abyss, Steiner and No Matt Hardy is a decent line up.
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Post by MasterSnit on Jul 16, 2011 15:38:57 GMT -5
Pretty good show this week.
The evil clowns in the rafters was a bit cheesy but I still liked it.
Samoa Joe sucks. Really sucks. I don't have the words to express how much I think he sucks. I used to like him but now he is just so awful. He needs a brand new start and new character.
Shelley - "Everybody saw it!" Aries, whilst smirking slyly at the camera - "Not everybody..." That was hilarious! My favourite part of the entire show, lol.
Jarrett just can't stop getting beat up in parking lots right now.
I like Gunner, but he's kinda dumb. 1 Gunner vs 4 evil clowns = definite ass kicking for Gunner. Where James Storm is from, one last boot for good measure is three last boots for good measure.
I got spoiled and knew Sting was winning, but still it was a good ending to a good show.
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Post by Velkontés on Jul 17, 2011 8:42:07 GMT -5
I like Gunner, but he's kinda dumb. He got outsmarted by Eric Young a few months back, so at least they're consistent.
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Post by Champ on Jul 17, 2011 16:05:04 GMT -5
Seriously though, 1 Gunner vs. 4 evil clowns WITH bats and he KNEW there were 4 evil clowns with bats and he had no backup! He is pretty stupid for a heel
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Post by MasterSnit on Jul 18, 2011 16:20:25 GMT -5
He has a weird goatee. It's like he has a tiny little mouth and the goatee sits thinly around it. Just an observation.
And Immortal is finally looking like a decent faction. I don't think Matt has been fired so he might be back to ruin it soon. I also read that Flair might not be back any time soon.
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Post by Velkontés on Jul 23, 2011 7:09:59 GMT -5
"This is the part of the promo where I'm supposed to say we can do things the easy way or the hard way... but no point in doing that because we're going to do it my way" (2) Sting is such a great face (3).
Kurt Angle cut a Matt Morgan promo (-2).
"Timeout!" (2)
Remember when Angelina Love got all pissy that LayCool "stole" their gimmick? And now her and Winter are planning on doing a floating champion deal? (-2) Also it's pretty stupid given that they have a women's tag team division.
Speaking of, Tara and Tessmacher is a weird team. Is there anyone Tessmacher hasn't teamed with now? After calling them all pregnant doges a few months back? (-2). Also they beat Sarita, which angers me (-3,-3). I mean, Tessmacher has a ridiculous body and all (4), but Sarita's is just as hot (4). The difference is that Tessmacher does a stripper routine entrance and Sarita has to wear a mask. It's all in the presentation. I think I've put way too much thought into this.
Matt Morgan cut a Matt Morgan promo (-3).
Kristy Hemme announced the ladder match as a one-fall match. (-2)
"Aniston, you got a little tattoo of your dog and you think you're all gangsta now?" (4)
Wait, Kendrick socked Bischoff in the face at the PPV? Ten points for him! I enjoyed the X-Division match (6,6). I mean, I kinda like the Steiner/RVD match too, but the dumb ending kinda cost them the points.
For a moment I thought Anarqqia was calling out Hogan & Bischoff instead of Beer Money. I hope they haven't forgotten Mexican America's threat to Hogan, because it's the only good thing they've done.
Traci Brooks looks like a female Chyna.
No Bischoff this week, so he can have another 3 points.
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Post by MasterSnit on Jul 24, 2011 16:04:33 GMT -5
I liked the show again this week.
Austin Aries did something again and not everybody saw it again. I got a good laugh at him hiding at the side of the ring with that look on his face.
James Storm's promo was really good. I liked that whole segment with Beer Money and Mexican America.
Mickie James has been looking quite trashy recently. She's giving ODB a run for her money. ODB and Jacqui beating up the security guards was hilarious. Oh, and I hope Mickie destroys Velvet.
Eric Young rolling up C-Lo Brown was good and all, but I need more Eric Young on a weekly basis.
I'm not too enthused by Sting vs Angle.
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Post by Champ on Jul 25, 2011 22:13:28 GMT -5
Sting, Austin Aries, James Storm and Eric Young was what I mainly liked about the show
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Post by MasterSnit on Jul 29, 2011 16:01:11 GMT -5
Bischoff jobbed to a bird. Holy shit, I couldn't stop laughing. I don't know what to say about it...
Looks like Hogan gon' be dropping that leg on someone again soon.
No more Matt Morgan for a while.
Sting was good again.
Not a great show, but not bad either.
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Post by Velkontés on Jul 30, 2011 1:19:00 GMT -5
Sting was looking fucking badass in his red suit. "Have you been hiding in here the whole time" "yeah" (4). Sting is just RULING it right now (3). Sting is so crazy that he booked a LUMBERJACK CAGE match, a stipulation almost as crazy as a falls count anywhere cage match. I'm so used to TNA's ADHD booking that I assumed the Network had randomly decided H&B were shit after randomly deciding they were awesome before firing Foley. So I actually didn't see Sting pulling a fast one coming. And it was glorious (4). Because it made Bischoff look like a complete chump. And Bischoff jobbed to a bird! (2) Alex Shelley translating for Kendrick could be a fun gimmick. Austin Aries cut a really good promo (5). I'm not familiar with the dude, and now I know exactly where his character is coming from. Also the man had a point, like all good heels. Serious Angle kinda sucks really. Also he called Hogan a scumbag and then said he wasn't disrespecting Hogan a few moments later (-4). Hogan casting aspersion on how Angle won his gold medal was awesome though (2). The more I see of Gunner the more I am impressed by him. Perhaps I'm in a generous mood, but I'd even go as far as to say Gunner vs RVD was a good match. (6,6). On the other hand, I like Crimson, but he Cena'd his match against Bully, which was feeble. Winter was looking pretty damn hot this week (4). Winter vs Tara was one of the better women's matches I've seen lately. Except for the ending. Which was stupid. So no points. Traci not complaining about being treated like crap by the company because "that's the way the wrestling business works" is such a crock of shit. What a fucking awful promo (-5). I can't stand hearing Velvet whine about being bullied (-5). Her whole gimmick for years was bullying people. And if you go by Traci's credo, Velvet shouldn't be complaining about being bullied because that's the way the world works. C'mon Traci, people lose their lives fighting against injustice in the world, and you're going to take it like a pregnant dog from a dumb wrestling company? What a loser. No more Matt Morgan for a while. Get well soon, Matt! Then quit wrestling forever!
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Post by MasterSnit on Jul 31, 2011 15:20:50 GMT -5
Morgan seems to whine a lot in his promos too. Being a mammoth beast of a man and constantly whining probably plays a bit part in why he is so annoying.
I was out golfing yesterday and there was some sort of 8 crow tag team falls count anywhere match going on. This one crow got cornered by another two and they started pecking at it before Cenacrow saved it. Maybe Bischoff was wise not to move.
RVD is putting on some good matches. His match with Jerry Lynn at the last PPV was one of the best matches of the year, in my opinion. I just kinda nothing him right now though. Don't like him, don't dislike him.
I was disappointed with the short Eric Young bit this week, but check this out.
That receptionist seemed to be totally into Eric.
Impact has been solid for a while now, I'm enjoying it.
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Post by Velkontés on Aug 1, 2011 13:56:30 GMT -5
RVD is putting on some good matches. His match with Jerry Lynn at the last PPV was one of the best matches of the year, in my opinion. I just kinda nothing him right now though. Don't like him, don't dislike him. Same here. At first glance his current standing in the company seems surprising, given that he was the World Champion last year. Then you think they've probably had enough of the other potheads on the roster and it becomes understandable. Agreed. They've really been delivering for a while now. The BFG series and Crazy Sting has been a big help. I mean, I say Crazy Sting, but someone elsewhere pointed out that he booked his upcoming PPV opponent in a brutal cage match. That was unbelievably subtle. Methinks there is method to the madness.
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Post by MasterSnit on Aug 1, 2011 15:45:19 GMT -5
I'm not sure where they are going with Sting vs Angle or Joker Sting in general, but as long as he (Sting) doesn't join Immortal then I'm all for it.
Also, is it any coincidence that Matt Hardy goes away and Impact is consistently good? I think not.
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Post by Velkontés on Aug 3, 2011 14:25:14 GMT -5
Shannon Moore hasn't been on much either. Definitely a trend there.
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