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Post by MasterSnit on Jul 4, 2011 7:07:11 GMT -5
I also got a good laugh at Steiner and Bubba conversing with each other.
TNA should do some mock presidential debates when election time rolls around and have guys like Steiner and Bubba face off on issues like immigration and space exploration.
Steiner - "Am not like the damn hippies and skinny geeks letting in all the Mexicans! Mexico north... big wall like China! Big wall of America, no damn liberal yella bellies in my country. And the moon? I go to the moon! I don't scare of no aliens and I don't eat the cheese on the moon like all the fat asses and rednecks! Hit my music!"
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Post by Champ on Jul 6, 2011 14:43:21 GMT -5
I would totally book that for the fall of 2012
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Post by MasterSnit on Jul 7, 2011 9:22:00 GMT -5
I'm fearing this week's Impact. Bischoff wasn't on the show at all last week and he's going to have to make up for that.
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Post by Champ on Jul 7, 2011 21:28:52 GMT -5
I'm not even done watching Impact yet but I had to come here and say HOLY SHIT, Jack Evans is SICK!!!!!
SICK!
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Post by Naitch on Jul 8, 2011 10:14:30 GMT -5
I'm not even done watching Impact yet but I had to come here and say HOLY SHIT, Jack Evans is SICK!!!!! SICK! Jack Evans is a great at being flippy. He gives some of the worst promos this side of Michael McGullicutty though.
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Post by Snitskyman2016 on Jul 8, 2011 10:35:03 GMT -5
Sin Cara does not even cut promos, or Crimson
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Post by Champ on Jul 8, 2011 13:55:36 GMT -5
If that's the case, they need to push him the way WWE pushed Jeff Hardy. Just have him go out there and be charismatic and awesome and just leave them wanting more without rarely saying a word. Jack is so charismatic and comfortable in his ring entrance alone. Then he's mind blowing in the ring. They can just stick to that for a while with him.
Now I'm thinking like, Jack Evans vs. Evan Bourne. That would be FUN to watch
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Post by Naitch on Jul 8, 2011 14:42:16 GMT -5
If that's the case, they need to push him the way WWE pushed Jeff Hardy. Just have him go out there and be charismatic and awesome and just leave them wanting more without rarely saying a word. Jack is so charismatic and comfortable in his ring entrance alone. Then he's mind blowing in the ring. They can just stick to that for a while with him. Now I'm thinking like, Jack Evans vs. Evan Bourne. That would be FUN to watch Back when Evans was in ROH I found his best matches were with bigger guys. The dude can stretch like Gumby, so submissions looks fantastic on him. He was in a tag match with Austin Aries about 7 years ago against Samoa Joe and Daniel Bryan, Joe and Bryan just took turns putting on the sickest submissions you've ever seen. And Jack and Evan were in the same stable for awhile, so if you can find them on the internet, those two did some tagging together. I didn't even recognize Jack with his hair the way it is. Its better long, makes his moves looks more exciting. Sin Cara does not even cut promos, or Crimson Doesn't Crimson do promos? I remember him yelling at Immortal about THEY.
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Post by MasterSnit on Jul 8, 2011 17:41:39 GMT -5
Yeah, Jack Evans was awesome. I remember enjoying some of his matches in the earlier ROH days. There was a short lived channel here in the UK called 'The Wrestling Channel' that had a cool montage/hype vid of Jack Evans that I also really liked. I can't remember Amazing Red talking before, but he sounds like he's from Swansea or something. My favourite Jokers are - 1) Sting 2) Nicholson 3) Ledger That ass kicking he got from Hogan was bloody hilarious! "OH CRAP"I like that they are holding matches for the BFG series at house shows and giving us quick snippets of them on the show. Jerry Lynn is The Wrestler. The only thing I really care about with RVD is his theme. I find it funny. For Pope it seems that getting into D-Von's wife's panties is more important than a world title shot. He truly is pimpin'. Kendrick's promo had to be the the longest way of saying "Please kick my ass" ever. I'm getting sick of the lack of Eric Young. I need more than an average of 15 seconds per week. "You aint getting rid of me you loose hussy. Baaaam!" ODB is great. The British Invasion were seen getting pumped up about what they were going to do on Impact. And were never seen or heard from again the whole show. I can't really buy into Anderson's heel turn. It wouldn't be surprising if he turned on them next week. Pretty good show again.
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Post by MasterSnit on Jul 8, 2011 18:26:28 GMT -5
Oh, I found that Jack Evans clip I mentioned.
They had a funny one for Colt Cabana too.
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Post by Velkontés on Jul 9, 2011 8:14:42 GMT -5
Kendrick's promo had to be the the longest way of saying "Please kick my ass" ever. Ha, that's one way of putting it. God, is Kenderson still doing his "saying his name twice" bit? ( -2) Sting lhao in the rafters had me lmao (4) Also it always make me laugh when wrestlers come running down to save one guy from a group by doing suplexes. It usually requires the other members of the group to stand around waiting for the move to be executed too. Wrestling is funny sometimes. James Storm looks like he should be in the Mothers of Invention. Taz and Tenay didn't make a big enough deal on commentary about Crimson beating RVD on a house show ( -2, -2). Velvet thinks she is "smart" as well as beautiful... by challenging two women to a match. Two bigger women. Two better wrestling women. To a wrestling match. ( -4). This "smart" person also didn't guarantee the "loser leaves town" stipulation in the contract ( -4), because as MS noted, ODB said she isn't going anywhere (2). Velvet is a fucking idiot, is what I'm saying. "Next week: midsummer nightmare... nightmare. That was for Kenny." (4) Morgan sucks. ( -3) NO BISCHOFF AT ALL THIS WEEK! He can have 3 points. Impact is on a roll right now, to the point that I'm really looking forward to "Midsummer Nightmare" next week. I wish they would drop a few of their PPVs and have big TV shows to build up to every couple months instead. They are also pacing their shows much better - there aren't any gigantic chunks of wrestling-free talking.
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Post by Champ on Jul 9, 2011 21:39:04 GMT -5
Fuckin guy did a standing 450. That's just inhuman
YES! LOL! It's like they posted up a pic of Jerry Lynn while doing the casting tryouts
Eric Young should have at least one decent segment every week. Even that backstage thing when Gunner kicked his ass was enough. A 15 second promo doesn't cut it for my Eric Young fix, especially after no showing 2 weeks
I know. It's like, really? The ONE guy that became so popular for NOT wanting or needing anyone's help? If TNA(it's still TNA to me) isn't "shocking" us, they always have to do a heel or face turn instead. It's so stupid. If you skip TNA for 6 weeks, the entire roster is flipped upside down when you tune back in
And she managed to use the word "b1tch" in her promo. That should be more negative points.
A FACE talking about cleansing TNA of 2 UGLY HOGS at once. What is this, Monday Night Raw 2006?
I loved when he was lounging on top of the lockers singing Eye of the Tiger. I really hope that Hogan's, Hollywood sounding while standing 3 feet away, punches on Sting followed by the baseball bat shot wasn't the end of crazy Sting. TNA ALWAYS knows how to fuck up something great. They could milk crazy Sting for at least the rest of the year and draw ratings from it.
Every 3rd Impact is better than all their PPVs. Their PPVs SUCK. They go so crazy trying to draw ratings on Impact that when time comes for the PPV it's so friggen bland and boring
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Post by Velkontés on Jul 10, 2011 2:43:38 GMT -5
www.411mania.com/wrestling/news/193366/TNA-Knockout-Suffers-Facial-Paralysis.htm- Last night, TNA Knockout Sarah Stock – aka "Sarita" – posted the following message on her Facebook page: "Due to a facial paralysis that I recently suffered, I was unable to wrestle yesterday in Pachuca nor today in Arena Mexico. I'm focusing on my recovery and I offer a sincere apology to everyone." That sucks. I guess that means Impact is going to be less sexier for a while. I don't even know how serious "facial paralysis" is. Notice I'm too classy to make some kind of jokey comment about giving Sarita a facial so mighty it caused paralysis. You oafs could learn something from a gent like myself. Too classy, see. Eric Young should have at least one decent segment every week. Even that backstage thing when Gunner kicked his ass was enough. A 15 second promo doesn't cut it for my Eric Young fix, especially after no showing 2 weeks Eric Young was the trigger for Sting losing his shit a few weeks back. You'd think they might address that even in passing. It's fucking absurd that this girl is a face. All her mithering about bullying is pot and kettle. It's not like it would be hard to give her a few pointers about being more sympathetic when she talks? Nah, Bischoff ain't dead yet.
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Post by MasterSnit on Jul 10, 2011 15:34:52 GMT -5
I also wondered a little while after it if Hogan whacking Sting about will have knocked the crazy out of him. I hope not. Crazy Sting needs to go on for a while yet.
He also used to have 'Ram' as a nickname.
Just as well you didn't make such a crack. One of us would have replied by saying something like, "well that's only cause you haven't been laid in such a long time, with all that ammo in your sack you're lucky you didn't kill her".
Oh yeah, I forgot about that. It makes sense that Eric Young can put someone over the edge, lol. I hope they also follow up on his hunt for Popeye. I want Eric to shove a can of spinach up his arse. And what's up with that creepy fat guy that eats all the hanburgers? He can get an E.Y. beatdown too.
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Post by Champ on Jul 12, 2011 21:14:59 GMT -5
I can totally imagine Jerry Lynn ragging some fat whore around in the bathroom and doing coke off of her. lol
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