Post by Champ on May 29, 2009 12:56:01 GMT -5
It's good, then it sucks. It's good, then it sucks. There's things about it I love and things I can't stand.
Things that piss me off:
- Why the fuck is Jeff Jarrett always in distress? Every time they go to the back, "not now JB! Not now! Life on the Impact Zone is too tough to do an interview without b1tching." It's like the Main Event Mafia own his mental stability so badly. If anything, JB's persistence is the best part of those segments
- Then you have Mick Foley who hangs out in the office acting like a 5 year old. It's like he thinks he's cute. His long winded promos are also annoying
- Samoa Joe. I don't know what it is but I hate him. I hate him now more than before with his new gimmick. Did he just tell Kurt Angle he is going to "kill" him? Come on. It's so dumb. "Joe's gonna kill you. Joe's gonna kill you." It's more like Joe's going to kill a box of donuts the fat bastard
- The Beautiful people are becoming annoying too. It's like they're unbelievably obnoxious. "IIILLLL! Yuuuck! Uhhh, WHAT.....EVVVER SKANK!" Shut up whores. The only good thing they did was toss that useless piece of crap Kip last night. Angelina Love looks like a tranny with a great body. Madison Rayne looks like a horse with a great body and Velvet.....Well, Velvet's hot, can't go there
- Which brings me to Sojourner Bolt. It's almost like that gut on her makes her look like she'd also have nasty breath. She's a good wrestler but she's just disgusting
- Pleas unmask Raisha Saeed already. She's actually not that bad looking
Things I like:
- Cody Deaner!! This guy is so awesome. We need more segments with him and ODB
- Beer Money. I'm loving Beer Money lately. I know MS has been putting Storm over and I think it's finally time I do too. He and Roode have been on their game and Team 3D seems to really be helping their careers. I like that Team 3D is giving back. They're so accomplished at this point they may as well use that status to get their piers over
- The British guys are good too. I like Doug and Brutus. Rob's kind of like a goofy looking punk kid with an insane physique
- Lethal Consequences and MCMG trying to figure out who Suicide is has been pretty entertaining. It's also hard not to enjoy a MCMG segment
- I actually like Daniels better than AJ. I wish they'd push him instead
- Scott Steiner. He hasn't done much lately but his promos on Samoa Joe when Joe first came back like a maniac were funny. I loved how he was calling him a fat bastard. Steiner is actually a lot funnier than I gave him credit for over the years. I liked how he was playing Sharmell and Jenna at the same time saying they both apologized. Then JB calls him out and he's like "I got this, I got this". lol It's funnier watching it than telling the story
- Eric Young! Destroying Jarrett just put him higher up on my list too
- Matt Morgan is on his way up the roster. He's going to be the shit sooner than later
- Dr. Stevie owning Abyss is also very amusing. Abyss ownage is like TNA's Kane ownage
Things I'm neutral with:
- The Main Event Mafia. I could care less whether they keep going or if they die next week. It makes no difference. I'm glad Sting downsized it last night though because it was starting to remind me a little of the later NWO days. The security is useless and Sharmell and Jenna just aggrivate the storyline, IMO. Rocco and Sally might make a decent tag team otherwise though. They worked pretty well against Morgan in that handicapped a few weeks ago
- I'm also neutral with awesome Kong. She's just kind of "there" to me
Ah I've been needing to rant about TNA for a while. I feel much better
Things that piss me off:
- Why the fuck is Jeff Jarrett always in distress? Every time they go to the back, "not now JB! Not now! Life on the Impact Zone is too tough to do an interview without b1tching." It's like the Main Event Mafia own his mental stability so badly. If anything, JB's persistence is the best part of those segments
- Then you have Mick Foley who hangs out in the office acting like a 5 year old. It's like he thinks he's cute. His long winded promos are also annoying
- Samoa Joe. I don't know what it is but I hate him. I hate him now more than before with his new gimmick. Did he just tell Kurt Angle he is going to "kill" him? Come on. It's so dumb. "Joe's gonna kill you. Joe's gonna kill you." It's more like Joe's going to kill a box of donuts the fat bastard
- The Beautiful people are becoming annoying too. It's like they're unbelievably obnoxious. "IIILLLL! Yuuuck! Uhhh, WHAT.....EVVVER SKANK!" Shut up whores. The only good thing they did was toss that useless piece of crap Kip last night. Angelina Love looks like a tranny with a great body. Madison Rayne looks like a horse with a great body and Velvet.....Well, Velvet's hot, can't go there
- Which brings me to Sojourner Bolt. It's almost like that gut on her makes her look like she'd also have nasty breath. She's a good wrestler but she's just disgusting
- Pleas unmask Raisha Saeed already. She's actually not that bad looking
Things I like:
- Cody Deaner!! This guy is so awesome. We need more segments with him and ODB
- Beer Money. I'm loving Beer Money lately. I know MS has been putting Storm over and I think it's finally time I do too. He and Roode have been on their game and Team 3D seems to really be helping their careers. I like that Team 3D is giving back. They're so accomplished at this point they may as well use that status to get their piers over
- The British guys are good too. I like Doug and Brutus. Rob's kind of like a goofy looking punk kid with an insane physique
- Lethal Consequences and MCMG trying to figure out who Suicide is has been pretty entertaining. It's also hard not to enjoy a MCMG segment
- I actually like Daniels better than AJ. I wish they'd push him instead
- Scott Steiner. He hasn't done much lately but his promos on Samoa Joe when Joe first came back like a maniac were funny. I loved how he was calling him a fat bastard. Steiner is actually a lot funnier than I gave him credit for over the years. I liked how he was playing Sharmell and Jenna at the same time saying they both apologized. Then JB calls him out and he's like "I got this, I got this". lol It's funnier watching it than telling the story
- Eric Young! Destroying Jarrett just put him higher up on my list too
- Matt Morgan is on his way up the roster. He's going to be the shit sooner than later
- Dr. Stevie owning Abyss is also very amusing. Abyss ownage is like TNA's Kane ownage
Things I'm neutral with:
- The Main Event Mafia. I could care less whether they keep going or if they die next week. It makes no difference. I'm glad Sting downsized it last night though because it was starting to remind me a little of the later NWO days. The security is useless and Sharmell and Jenna just aggrivate the storyline, IMO. Rocco and Sally might make a decent tag team otherwise though. They worked pretty well against Morgan in that handicapped a few weeks ago
- I'm also neutral with awesome Kong. She's just kind of "there" to me
Ah I've been needing to rant about TNA for a while. I feel much better