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Post by Naitch on Apr 23, 2008 0:09:57 GMT -5
Bischoff is so fucked in life that if he jumped out of a window to kill himself he'd float up instead of falling to his demise That would be so funny. Watch Eric jump out of a window and planes colliding to miss him but he doesn't get hurt. Then little pixies would probably fly him down and gently put him in a meadow. Then a bear would take a shit on him.
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Post by Champ on Apr 23, 2008 14:32:02 GMT -5
LOL And somehow the bear would be in the sky with Eric
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Post by Naitch on Apr 23, 2008 15:15:11 GMT -5
I think it might be funnier if the Pixies put Eric on the bears back and the bear just dropped him off at home and then with a James Earl Jones voice said "Have a nice day Eric. It was so super nice to see you again".
And then the bear just mauls and eats some guy walking down the street.
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Post by Champ on Apr 23, 2008 23:52:23 GMT -5
LOL Eric can't even promptly kill himself, even with the help of Darth Earl Jones
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Post by Naitch on Apr 25, 2008 16:34:35 GMT -5
I'd love to see Eric Bischoff do so many things. We've totally just made him such a unlovable loser in kayfabe on our board and I love the shit out of it.
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Post by Champ on Apr 25, 2008 21:38:42 GMT -5
The best was V's drawings. I'll never forget that one where he drew Bischoff with captions saying "never will an anvil fall on my head. Never ever ever"(something like that) and there was an anvil drawn above his head falling in mid air LMAO. Bischoof failure is brilliant. They seriously need to bring him back as GM and make Regal a wrestler again
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Post by Naitch on Apr 25, 2008 23:10:59 GMT -5
Bischoff has that smile that just drives you nuts. A perfect GM.
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Post by Champ on Apr 26, 2008 16:47:13 GMT -5
Then Vince had to take out the trash for his own ego
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Post by GLF on Apr 27, 2008 14:05:37 GMT -5
He was getting a bit stale though at that time. We only made him interesting with our looney tunes character type gimmick.
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Post by Champ on Apr 28, 2008 8:33:17 GMT -5
We didn't make him interesting GLF. The problem was we were the only ones that saw the true genius in what they were doing with Bischoff's character
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Post by Velkontés on May 2, 2008 5:38:21 GMT -5
I seem to remember a Raw where Eric listed about 15 things that he guaranteed would happen that night and the exact opposite happened for each and every one of them. Good times. Erics goals! OMG I totally forgot about that! When Vince told Eric to make some goals and achieve them: ![](http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/8607/esvn120205vw3.png)
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Post by Champ on May 4, 2008 19:15:59 GMT -5
LMAO!!! Karate Bischoff and Turtle Long Head
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Post by MasterSnit on May 9, 2008 14:33:26 GMT -5
Lol. You've got pretty big ears, V. ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png)
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