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Post by Naitch on Mar 16, 2008 23:20:44 GMT -5
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Post by evilmasterbetty on Mar 17, 2008 9:22:19 GMT -5
- Rumours are strong that Paul Orndorff will be joining the WWF again. Could he be in the egg? Nah. Current word is that it's Mark Callas who'll get a super push.
One of my favs that i've seen so far. I wonder if that push worked?
- There is talk now that Hogan will take the rest of this year off and possibly return at the beginning of '93. In any case, after WrestleMania Sid Justice will be programmed with the Undertaker: can you say workrate, boys and girls?
After seeing the horrendous results of WM 13, I'm glad this didn't happen. But it is funny that Taker was ragged for work rate back in the day.
- At the WWF tapings in Hamilton on June 1st, Davey Boy Smith won a battle royal, so it looks like the now-lumbering once-great wrestler, who's just back from his steroid suspension, is going to get pushed. And with him being the popular home star, he'll probably win the IC Title. There is talk that Bret Hart still wants to come to WCW. If LOD wins too, then all the titles would be held by faces, which just doesn't happen in the WWF. So either the LOD will get screwed out of the title (by the Beverly Brothers, presumably) or Ultimate Warrior will become a heel, possessed by Papa Shango.
Faces dominating? WWF? Naaaaaaaaaaaaah... and I would have LOVED to see the horrible-ness of a Papa Shango possessing Warrior storyline. Oh the hilarity that would have ensued.
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Post by Champ on Mar 17, 2008 19:08:31 GMT -5
- Jimmy Snuka will be starting a feud with the Warlord.
WOW! That was back in the day!
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Post by Naitch on Mar 24, 2008 14:18:27 GMT -5
-Ultimate Warrior will become a heel, possessed by Papa Shango. This kinda happened right? I remember Shango making Warrior bleed tar and stuff out of his head. Hell I remember loving that whole storyline. To be a kid again.
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Post by Champ on Mar 24, 2008 14:29:25 GMT -5
He made him puke and bleed tar on 2 seperate weeks. Shango went into those trances and Warrior started going crazy but then old Jim Hellwig fucked up again
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Post by Naitch on Mar 24, 2008 14:34:43 GMT -5
Jim Hellwig and Iron Sheik should have a live tv show on late saturday nights. Tell me you wouldn't get back from the bar in time to see it.
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Post by Champ on Mar 24, 2008 14:39:16 GMT -5
Sheik: Hellwig Warrior you feckin punk feggot!
Warrior: you not no understand the powers that remotely absolutely lie within the powers of the warriaaaahhhh
Sheik: Feck your powers Jimmy! Feck them!
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Post by Naitch on Mar 24, 2008 14:43:48 GMT -5
I'm already dying from laughter. If I only had a TV station.
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Post by Champ on Mar 24, 2008 18:55:59 GMT -5
dude it's genius! What a show that would be!
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Post by evilmasterbetty on Mar 24, 2008 21:40:03 GMT -5
Sheik: Hellwig Warrior you feckin punk feggot! Warrior: you not no understand the powers that remotely absolutely lie within the powers of the warriaaaahhhh Sheik: Feck your powers Jimmy! Feck them! LOL I would watch that every week.
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Post by MasterSnit on Mar 25, 2008 15:25:15 GMT -5
I would watch it, too. Honestly, I think I'd piss all over the walls watching that! ;D They could have special guest every now and again.
Sheik - "And remember feggots, next week, very special guest on show New Jack.
*cuts to photo of New Jack, smiling and bleeding profusely sticking a fork in someones head*
Sheik - Don't miss fucking show or Sheiky baby make you humble pregnant dog!
Warrior - *SNNNOOOOOOOOORRRTTT*
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Post by Champ on Mar 26, 2008 12:16:15 GMT -5
We all should seriously be bookers and writers
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Post by GLF on Mar 26, 2008 15:06:56 GMT -5
Us as bookers:
John Cena jobs every week to Colin Delaney.
Yes it would be great LOL
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Post by MasterSnit on Mar 26, 2008 18:46:07 GMT -5
No way, I'd have Cena go on a tear for about 6 months, then one night on RAW he's getting cocky and lays down an open challenge for the title to anyone who hasn't been beaten by him yet. There is a tense delay before -
DUM DUM. DUM!
IT WASN'T MY FAULT!! *cracked out guitar riff*
Classic Snitsky, with the pirate beard and skullet walks menacingly down the ramp. 3 minutes later. Cena's body has been halfed and quarted and Snitsky is the new WWE champion, celebrating in the ring by punting anyone under the age of 12 who is wearing a Cena t-shirt.
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Post by Champ on Mar 28, 2008 0:05:53 GMT -5
I really miss classic Snitsky
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