MB's official return (Rant)

[evilmasterbetty]

That's right motherfuckers I'm back.

Now I have to get something off my chest.

While I haven't been able to watch WWE for the last few months, what eventually started to draw me back was Orton's WWE title run and in particular his feud with Jeff Hardy. Maybe because it was something fresh, maybe because both men have raised their games recently I don't know. But I was digging this feud. Then they had a great match at the Royal Rumble and could have a great rematch. Plus, at the Royal Rumble, Cena returns unexpectedly. I admit i marked because it was a surprise. Plus we could have had a nice two month build to Cena v. Orton, which, at the time, sounded like a better idea than HHH v. Orton (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...uh sorry just thinking about that match bores me to death) at WM.

OH how wrong I was...

we again get Super-Cena rammed down our throats like a black cock in Sorority Sisters 23. He squashes everyone heading into NWO, and even though Orton has been on fire and Cena hasn't wrestled in 6 months, Cena absolutely owns Orton and even gets up from an RKO on the concrete!! Plus, this match was absolute garbage. One moth after Orton puts on a 4* match with Hardy, he's puts on a borefest with Cena. I don't think Orton is the problem there. He's been on fire for months and gets better and better, and Cena comes in and makes him look like fucking crap. And who's the one who will get pushed? If you guessed the sack of shit who constantly drags down every single guy he's ever wrestled then you're right!!
Not to mention Orton has to pregnant dog out to beat Cena. Now, I admit slapping the ref was a cool DQ, but all it did is make Orton look like a punk and Cena look superhuman (and the post match beatdown doesn't help).

So does that mean Cena lost his title shot at WM??? HELL NO! he's still going to Main event WM! And not just with Orton...oh no, we have to add HHH to it!!!! OH FUCKING JOY!! Let's not add the face that carried Raw for the last two months and has been the most over guy on the roster...nooo...lets add the guy that missed two RAWs leading up to NWO (although to be fair he had a good reason, he still should have tried to work something out), and is ALWAYS IN THE FUCKING MAIN EVENT!!!!!!!!

So we're going to have an absolute borefest at WM where Cena will again be crowned king of all of wrestling, and to make it worse, the match that actually has continuity going back to last summer, will feature two of the biggest stars from the Attitude Era, with streak v. streak for the World Heavyweight title, will be a fucking undercard match!

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, WWE could have had a fresh, hot, exciting WM, instead it's more of the same crap!

[Naitch]

Orton did have a pretty funny win at NWO, MB. Its cool.

[GLF]

While you've be gone MB we have been saying much the same things. You are in good company and we all feel your pain. If you do watch WM just switch it off after the Taker Edge match and be happy.

[evilmasterbetty]

naitch said:

Orton did have a pretty funny win at NWO, MB. Its cool.

I'm very torn about it. I guess if it wasn't Cena or they actually had a decent match I would have liked it more. But to me it seemed more of a cop-out. Although I am glad Orton didn't tap out and is still champ.

and I probably won't watch the ME at WM. I just can't. I am super-psyched about Edge v. Taker though. That match should be the main event.

[Naitch]

evilmasterbetty said:

naitch said:

Orton did have a pretty funny win at NWO, MB. Its cool.

I'm very torn about it. I guess if it wasn't Cena or they actually had a decent match I would have liked it more. But to me it seemed more of a cop-out. Although I am glad Orton didn't tap out and is still champ.

and I probably won't watch the ME at WM. I just can't. I am super-psyched about Edge v. Taker though. That match should be the main event.

Silly MB, it won't be, thats a Smackdown match! What kind of silly drugs are you on?

[MasterSnit]

Hear hear, MB.

I was just saying yesterday how SmackDown always gets the shaft against RAW. Edge Vs Undertaker is the real main event, as was Batista Vs Undertaker last year.

And why they didn't put Jeff in the WWE title match at 'Mania is beyond me. Triple H can't hold a candle to Jeff right now.

[evilmasterbetty]

naitch said:

evilmasterbetty said:

I'm very torn about it. I guess if it wasn't Cena or they actually had a decent match I would have liked it more. But to me it seemed more of a cop-out. Although I am glad Orton didn't tap out and is still champ.

and I probably won't watch the ME at WM. I just can't. I am super-psyched about Edge v. Taker though. That match should be the main event.

Silly MB, it won't be, thats a Smackdown match! What kind of silly drugs are you on?

Crack

[Naitch]

evilmasterbetty said:

naitch said:

Silly MB, it won't be, thats a Smackdown match! What kind of silly drugs are you on?

Crack

You made me snort with laughing!

[evilmasterbetty]

I do try.

The only good thing about WM outside the SD ME and probably MITB is Batista won't have a main event match. Cause if he's not wrestling the Undertaker he's bound to suck against whoever it is.

[Naitch]

evilmasterbetty said:

I do try.

The only good thing about WM outside the SD ME and probably MITB is Batista won't have a main event match. Cause if he's not wrestling the Undertaker he's bound to suck against whoever it is.

The rumored card says Batista vs Flair. But thats just a rumor.

[evilmasterbetty]

naitch said:

evilmasterbetty said:

I do try.

The only good thing about WM outside the SD ME and probably MITB is Batista won't have a main event match. Cause if he's not wrestling the Undertaker he's bound to suck against whoever it is.

The rumored card says Batista vs Flair. But thats just a rumor.

hmmm, i thought it was HBK v. Flair. I'd rather see that than Batista. They should just stick Batista in MITB, then show him crying once Hardy wins.

[MasterSnit]

There's still a few matches to be shaped. Is Matt supposed to be back in time to get pwned by M.V.P. again?

[Naitch]

Matt slaps tornados and retards like MVP.

[evilmasterbetty]

Last I heard it is supposed to be MVP and Hardy, although it will almost definitely be Hardy going over.

[Velkontés]

evilmasterbetty said:

So we're going to have an absolute borefest at WM where Cena will again be crowned king of all of wrestling,

Seriously, WWE could have had a fresh, hot, exciting WM, instead it's more of the same crap!

It seems too obvious, doesn't it?

So I'll just rehash what I predicted on the old board. JBL comes down and helps Cena win the 3-way. 3-ways are always no-dq. Everyone's all wtf? Then Cena and JBL embrace and dollardollar bills playa come raining down from the roof. Fake ones with JBL's face on of course.

JR gets hoarse shouting "he's sold his soul to the devil! What's the meaning of this"

JBL and Cena give HHH the Credit Crunch through a table.

~the next raw
Jonathon Cena comes out in suit and tie w/ JBL. It's the Wall Street Boys! He did some thinking while he was out injured, he doesn't give a s*** about the fans, he's all about the money now.

Cena - new intro music: classical - and JBL have money-fights in the ring and laugh at all the paupers in the crowd having their house reposessed
= biggest heels in years

HHH = faceheel


Seriously, the timing is too perfect for a Cena heel-turn.