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Post by Velkontés on Mar 26, 2008 13:41:27 GMT -5
Actually ~ if I can be serious for a minute ~ Naitch's dream isn't really that weird if you think of it, it's just a manifestation of his conscience telling him to be a nice guy. It just means you're not an asshole Naitch.  I have really bizarre dreams but the oddest ones are the ones where inside the dream I realise I'm dreaming. Sometimes it'll be something really mundane like walking to the corner shop to buy milk and on my way back I realise: hold on, this is a dream. Then I try the levitating-walk thing (it's like walking with really long strides and half a metre above the ground) and when that works I know it is. |
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Post by GLF on Mar 26, 2008 15:19:06 GMT -5
Ive had similar dreams where I jump off a roof or something and sort of float and fly places. Don't know what it means or anything but its pretty cool.
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Post by Snitskyman2016 on Mar 26, 2008 18:02:30 GMT -5
sometimes I dream that I can ride a bike tirelessly at highway speeds, or run as fast as a car.
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Post by MasterSnit on Mar 26, 2008 19:19:01 GMT -5
Sometimes it'll be something really mundane like walking to the corner shop to buy milk and on my way back I realise: hold on, this is a dream. Then I try the levitating-walk thing (it's like walking with really long strides and half a metre above the ground) and when that works I know it is. That dream means that you are gay. Ive had similar dreams where I jump off a roof or something and sort of float and fly places. Don't know what it means or anything but its pretty cool. This dream means that you are gay. sometimes I dream that I can ride a bike tirelessly at highway speeds, or run as fast as a car. You guessed it. Gay. Actual dreams that I've been having lately usually pit me in some grim danger. I dreamt recently that I was in the middle of a huge war, but I was just on my route home from work but I was in a disputed piece of land between enemy and allies, but I didn't know which was which so I couldn't really move. I eventually had to just make a dash for it and try to get myself out on my own. It probably means that I'm gay. |
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Post by Snitskyman2016 on Mar 26, 2008 19:50:01 GMT -5
Actual dreams that I've been having lately usually pit me in some grim danger (of anals) . I dreamt recently that I was in the middle of a huge war, (gay bar)
It probably means that I'm gay.
YES it does unfortunately
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Post by MasterSnit on Mar 26, 2008 20:24:23 GMT -5
sometimes I dream that I can ride a bike tirelessly at highway speeds (as I'm rushing to the gay bar so that I don't miss out on a single second of the ghey), or run as fast as a car (from all the hot women).We should totally go out for a drink sometime, honey. 
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Post by Velkontés on Mar 26, 2008 22:13:55 GMT -5
Actual dreams that I've been having lately usually pit me in some grim danger. I dreamt recently that I was in the middle of a huge war, but I was just on my route home from work but I was in a disputed piece of land between enemy and allies, but I didn't know which was which so I couldn't really move. I eventually had to just make a dash for it and try to get myself out on my own. Weird. That's a semi-recurent theme for me. Drawing the curtains and seeing tanks rolling down the street. It's probably just insecurity about yr current (precarious?) situation (job or home or whatever) and the awareness of some threat nearby. I don't know if I saw one of those "What To Do When - Yes When Not If - Nuclear War Starts WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE" government information films when I was a kid, because I've had countless nuclear oblivion dreams. Before, during, after. To the point that they don't even bug me anymore  . I think if it were actually to happen - god forbid - I'd probably think I was dreaming. We travel by bicycle in the post-apocalypse by the way. My dreams have more logic than Dave Lagana. |
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Post by Champ on Mar 28, 2008 0:00:00 GMT -5
Dave Lagana has logic?
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Post by MasterSnit on Apr 2, 2008 14:08:06 GMT -5
Oh shit, I travel by bicycle in the pre-apocalypse. If my technology drops any further I'll be jangling about on an old bone-shaker!
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Post by Velkontés on Apr 4, 2008 7:19:14 GMT -5
Oh shit, I travel by bicycle in the pre-apocalypse. If my technology drops any further I'll be jangling about on an old bone-shaker! That's more advance than me, I walk |
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Post by MasterSnit on Apr 7, 2008 16:50:25 GMT -5
Walking means that you are gay.
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Post by Naitch on Apr 7, 2008 17:02:05 GMT -5
Walking means that you are gay. Riding your bike thats missing its seat means your gay. Also, MS, when you fart why does it smell like burnt vasoline? |
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Post by MasterSnit on Apr 7, 2008 17:05:33 GMT -5
I don't know. I also wonder why, when I fart, it doesn't sound like a regular fart, it goes - sniiiiiiiittsskyyyyy....
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Post by Naitch on Apr 7, 2008 17:06:09 GMT -5
Does scary music follow your farts?
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Post by MasterSnit on Apr 7, 2008 17:44:59 GMT -5
Yes. Then an unbearable urge to break every toothbrush in sight and eat thousands of green hard candied sweets comes over me! Then I go hunting for babies.
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. I think if it were actually to happen - god forbid - I'd probably think I was dreaming.
