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Post by Naitch on Aug 11, 2008 17:07:04 GMT -5
This dude just has no damn luck.
According to WWE.com Randy Orton was involved in a motorcycle accident, which resulted in him re-injuring his collarbone, the same collarbone that he injured at the WWE One Night Stand PPV. Due to this injury, Orton will be out of action for an additional three months to recover.
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Post by Snitskyman2016 on Aug 11, 2008 17:42:30 GMT -5
Motorcycles are stupid. Guys with new babies that are athletic for career do not belong on motorcycles! I can't believe this shit!!!!
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Post by Velkontés on Aug 11, 2008 18:20:16 GMT -5
I reckon this could be a work. To make Orton's return a surprise. They did it with Cena at the Rumble, remember.
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Post by MasterSnit on Aug 11, 2008 18:27:49 GMT -5
I thought Orton might interfere in the Cena Vs Batista match if he was ready to come back.
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Post by Snitskyman2016 on Aug 11, 2008 18:32:58 GMT -5
When I saw this on WWE.com I suddenly thought it was too stupid of Orton so it must be a work. could he be this stupid?
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Post by MasterSnit on Aug 11, 2008 18:33:45 GMT -5
Yes, I think he can be.
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Post by Champ on Aug 11, 2008 19:45:41 GMT -5
That would be so awesome. I love when wwe pulls off surprises like that. I have to admit, it made me actually mark out for Cena's return because Vince and Cena fooled us so well that I couldn't help but to give the return a lot of props.
If Orton's really injured, he's selfish! He had to be a hot shot and get behind a motorcycle instead of taking care of himself
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Post by evilmasterbetty on Aug 11, 2008 20:15:22 GMT -5
If this is true, Orton is a total retard, just like that QB from Pittsburgh who nearly ended his career. Motorcycles are not for young athletes who seem to have no fear.
If fake, could be a nice surprise and make him seem like he's not going to come back for a while.
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Post by Champ on Aug 11, 2008 22:18:58 GMT -5
NOW it truly seems like a work!
WWE.com posted the following moments ago:
Randy Orton was involved in a motorcycle accident near his home Sunday night that could have ended his life were he not wearing a helmet.
Orton, who has only been riding motorcycles for a month, said he was riding around a sharp curve on a steep hill home when an oncoming car veered into his lane causing him to widen his turn.
Orton then struck a curb and was thrown from his bike. He collided with the ground, knocking him unconscious. In his words, Orton "bounced and rolled just under 300 feet, landing in a ditch."
"When I came to, I knew I had rebroken my collarbone," said Orton. "When the police and fireman got there, they asked me 'Where's the guy who was in the wreck?' and I said 'It was me.'"
Orton, who was wearing just shorts and a sweatshirt, ONLY sustained the rebroken collarbone.
"Without a helmet, I would be dead," said Orton. "Now that I have a newborn daughter, so much was going through my head."
Although the initial prognosis is that Orton will not need surgery, this injury will set him back an additional three months before he can return to the ring.
Orton did have one final message for his fans ... "I will ride again."
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Post by Champ on Aug 11, 2008 22:20:49 GMT -5
how the fuck did he get thrown 300 feet and ironically only injures the one area of his body that was already healed with no other scratches or fractures? That sounds a little too convenient
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Post by Naitch on Aug 12, 2008 2:48:03 GMT -5
Can't WWE make it believable? I mean what does it take to kill a WWE employee? They would have been smarter to say that Orton reinjured it lifting weights and hes going to sue his doctor who cleared him for activities like that.
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Post by Champ on Aug 12, 2008 15:39:32 GMT -5
Here's some more bullshit to analyze! It's a statement from Randy and it looks even more like a work now
i was ran off the road last night at 1030 by a car that had its hi beams on and was veering into m lane during a sharp turn a the top of a hill near my home. i had no choice but to crash, and was thrown 300 feet from the concrete block that sent me flying. i was traveling about 30 miles per hour. i'm lucky to be alive. i have some pretty severe skinned up areas such as my left knee right foot, and left shoulder trap. wwe. com should be posting that it wasn't 30 feet but 300 soon. i just called and pregnant doged em out, for the typo. i was wearing a helmet, and if not for that i would have without a doubt been a goner. i see what the extent of my rebroken collarbone is tommorow. ill let you all know. the bike was a harley fat bob, and it was a rental. it is totaled.im happy im alive, and that the bike wasn't mine. all i could think about was my daughter and samantha. God was definetly watching over me!!
rko
Ok now look at what I highlighted.
1. First it was 30 feet and now it's 300 feet. Ok we'll let that slide
2. He was going 30 miles an hour
3. 300 feet is the length of a football field
4. He has scrapes on his knees and feet, and obviously his shoulder blade
This is what I get from this. HOW THE FUCK do you drive 30 miles an hour and get thrown the length of an ENTIRE FUCKIN FOOTBALL FIELD?! Also if he has nasty scrapes on his knees and feet, they'll just get covered up by boots and kneepads anyway. Then just rub a little raspberry on his shoulder blade like with HBK's eye. I'm sorry if Randy really got hurt. But the laws of physics tell me that 30 miles per hour in any situation doesn't toss a 240lbs man the length of a football field, not to mention only get scrapes in places we'll never see them. The helmet may have saved his head from getting crushed but once again, shouldn't 300 feet break a bunch of bones? Like I said if he's really hurt I feel bad but this makes no sense AT ALL!
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Post by Snitskyman2016 on Aug 12, 2008 16:15:30 GMT -5
I crashed my Bicycle downhill at 20-29mph and slid about 4 feet
I think this is a work, I checked st louis and high ridge MO news and there was no accidents at all in High Ridge lately.
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Post by MasterSnit on Aug 12, 2008 18:07:23 GMT -5
Special Investigator SM is on the case.
In light of reading all of this, I think Cena is getting RKO'd on Sunday.
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Post by Velkontés on Aug 12, 2008 18:40:38 GMT -5
Here's some more bullshit to analyze! It's a statement from Randy and it looks even more like a work now HOW THE FUCK do you drive 30 miles an hour and get thrown the length of an ENTIRE FUCKIN FOOTBALL FIELD?! I think he means he was thrown off his bike and rolled down the side of a mountain or something. You see it in the Tour de France every year. There's also the fact that he could be exaggerating because he's so fucking hard. Yeah, I got thrown off my bike through 17 rings of fire and a tunnel of cactus and look, look! All I did was get a few scrapes and conveniently break my collarbone again! Any lesser mortal would be dead! deader than Snitsky's push! But yeah, it's a work. |
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