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Post by MasterSnit on Jun 8, 2008 18:09:00 GMT -5
He's growing his hair back in a bit so the current giant baby with bad teeth gimmick will hopefully be scrapped.
By the way, isn't it ironic that he went from baby killer to some sort of punished re-incarnation of a giant ugly baby?
Anyway, I quite like the sound of philosopher Snitsky.
They can promote him for a couple of months with thought provoking segments in which he challenges the viewer with a philosophical riddle.
Snitsky - "If a man is responsible for felling another man, who in turn fells a pregnant woman, who in turn falls to the floor, causing the miscarriage and death of her unborn infant, is the first man responsible for the conclusion to this series of events?
*thoughtful Snitsky expression*
... no. It wasn't his fault.
*A sly Snitsky grin creeps along his face*
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Post by Champ on Jun 8, 2008 18:23:31 GMT -5
If a man has an IC title match and the opponent flies through the ropes and you crush him with a steel chair?  NO It's isn't your fault! |
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Post by MasterSnit on Jun 8, 2008 18:35:24 GMT -5
Snitsky - There are many ways in which a man can choose to live his life. He can be, what he perceives to be, good. Or he can be bad. Or he can be both good and bad.
There are many decisions one has to make throughout one's life, but there is only one way to do things, where you will succeed in making all the correct decisions. And that way... is the ConWay.
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Post by Velkontés on Jun 8, 2008 19:03:18 GMT -5
A hundred years ago I suggested this exact idea for Heidenreich, when he was doing his poetry bit.
Michael Cole: You seem confident about your match with the Undertaker, despite the fact you have never beaten him?
Heindenreich: Grunt! Grunt! There are no facts, only interpretations, Michael Cole! Grunt! Grunt!
I could dig it with Snitsky.
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Post by Champ on Jun 9, 2008 12:56:22 GMT -5
I prefer the old Snitsky ideas. Keep him killing babies and eating feet
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Post by GLF on Jun 9, 2008 14:34:47 GMT -5
Maybe he eats too much feet thats why his teeth are yellow. Y'know from all those toenails and stuff.
I think he should go back laying people out and exclaiming afterwards that it wasn't his fault.
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Post by Velkontés on Jun 9, 2008 16:35:41 GMT -5
I also suggest a "I can't be bothered with this shit" gimmick for Snitsky.
Example 1: he's in a long match and the ref keeps slow-counting and generally being a pain in the ass. Snitsky: "I can't be bothered with this shit". Punches the ref in the face.
Example 2: he's in a match and Hornswoggle comes out, dancing around the ring and generally playing up. Snitsky: "I can't be bothered with this shit". Swoggle gets slammed through the announce table.
Example 3: HHH promo's going past the 35 minute mark. Snitsky, whose match is subsequently delayed: "I can't be bothered with this shit," comes out and cracks HHH's skull with a tire iron.
etc etc etc
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Post by Snitskyman2016 on Jun 9, 2008 16:47:43 GMT -5
I think he should kill Vickie's baby by Irish Whipping Edge into her. I know, shes not pregnant yet but you know its coming.
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Post by Velkontés on Jun 9, 2008 16:52:01 GMT -5
I'm just looking forward to the Uncle Edgey segments.
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Post by Champ on Jun 9, 2008 22:38:03 GMT -5
LOL I still can't believe a wrestler hasn't done that yet
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Post by MasterSnit on Jun 12, 2008 17:50:14 GMT -5
I'd like to see him start this gimmick when Vince is wrestling with the telephone next week.
"I can't be bothered with this shit!"
*boots Vince of the stage*
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Post by Velkontés on Jun 12, 2008 23:21:04 GMT -5
I'd like to see him start this gimmick when Vince is wrestling with the telephone next week. "I can't be bothered with this shit!" *boots Vince of the stage* hahahaha. fuck. it's funny 'cause it's true. Well he'd be the most over face on television, let alone WWE if he did. |
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Post by Champ on Jun 13, 2008 12:48:34 GMT -5
"I can't be bothered with this shit" That's actually a great Hoss gimmick!
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Post by Naitch on Jun 13, 2008 17:08:09 GMT -5
I can't be bothered with this shit Snitsky would be so great in so many situations. Like have Adamle try to interview him but Snits can't be bothered with that shit.
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Post by Champ on Jun 14, 2008 13:16:17 GMT -5
Grisham: Snitsky, you had a match last week against John Cena but you couldn't seem to come out on top......
Gene: I can't be bothered with this shit *boots Grishams head off*
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