2015 Snitskys

[Velkontés]

I am sure I am just being hopelessly naive in asking this, but are the WWE Slammies actually voted on by the mannattees? Or is it some kind of Banana Republic fudge? It was somewhat surprising that two injured heels won the main awards - Seth Rollins for Superstar and Nikki Bella for Diva. Although they were totally the right winners kayfabe-wise as they held the belts for the longest part of the year.

Anyway, everyone knows that the REAL awards are the Snitskys!


Best Wrestler: Paige

Best Promo/interviews etc: Xavier Woods

Best Tag Team: Any combination of the New Day

Best Newcomer: Kevin Owens

Most Improved: Roman Reigns

Creepiest Boner: Paige

Best Person Not Primarily A Wrestler: Zeb

Best match that I Saw: Bayley vs Eva Marie

Best angle: Roman Reigns finally grows some balls

Best Trolling Of The Internet Tactic: Cena having great matches


Worst Wrestler: Zakk Ryder

non-Diva award: uh

Worst Promo/interviews etc: Triple H

Worst Tag Team: Ascension

Worst Newcomer: Becky Lynch. Not because she sucks, but because they brought her up and then did jack shit with her

Most Deterioated: Ziggler

Worst Person Not Primarily A Wrestler: Any WWE Commentator

Worst Match: I don't think I've seen enough WWE this year to make a selection. Also my memory is shitty.

Worst angle: STING JOBS TO TRIPLE H

Braden Walker Memorial Trophy: Daniel Bryan

Best one-off appearance: Vince getting owned is always good for a laugh

[MasterSnit]

Yeah, the mannattees do vote for the winners. I read that they were so certain Kevin Owens was going to win Best Newcomer they were going to use it to further his angle with Ziggler. Then Neville won to their surprise and just kinda got in the middle of things before he shuffled off.


Here are the correct winners:


Best Wrestler: Seth Rollins

Best Promo/interviews etc: Xavier Woods

Best Tag Team: New Day

Best Newcomer: Kevin Owens

Most Improved: Roman Reigns

Creepiest Boner: Evil Emma

Best Person Not Primarily A Wrestler: Paul Heyman

Best match that I Saw: Bayley vs Sasha Banks (NXT TakeOver. Brooklyn)

Best angle: Bayley or Sami Zayn going after the title. Seth vs Ambrose for the WWE title from the main roster.

Best Trolling Of The Internet Tactic: Was that Sting vs Triple H match trolling? I really still don't know what that was.


Worst Wrestler: Eva Marie (but that is what makes her so entertaining)

non-Diva award: Kane (in the ring he is well past it)

Worst Promo/interviews etc: Roman Reigns

Worst Tag Team: The Ascension

Worst Newcomer: Can't really think of anyone. I like him but Tyler Breeze hasn't done much.

Most Deterioated: Alberto Del Rio

Worst Person Not Primarily A Wrestler: Stephanie McMahon

Worst Match: Sting vs Triple H

Worst angle: Sting vs Triple H aka Hey we won the Monday Night Warz 15 years ago WCW sucks lol

Braden Walker Memorial Trophy: James Storm? He showed up on NXT for a match a month or two back. How perfect is that?

Best one-off appearance: Vince shows up for one night and takes a flamethrower to Roman Reigns' cold heat.

[Velkontés]

Actually, Eva Marie might be the best trolling of the Internet tactic. I think that's why I enjoyed her match against Bayley so much. Know-it-all dipshits would have lost their minds if she had won that pre-determined match. It also amused me that NXT can do a better TNA match than TNA can these days.

[Naitch]

Best Wrestler: Seth Rollins

Best Promo/interviews etc: Xavier Woods

Best Tag Team: Lucha Dragons

Best Newcomer: Braun Strowman

Most Improved: Roman Reigns

Creepiest Boner: Lana

Best Person Not Primarily A Wrestler: Corey Graves

Best match that I Saw: Bayley vs Sasha Banks (Iron Man Match, main roster Reigns vs Lesnar (Wresltemania)

Best angle: Seth Rollins pissing off the authority

Best Trolling Of The Internet Tactic: Cena having great matches (hard to argue with this one)


Worst Wrestler: Erick Rowan

non-Diva award: Still Erick Rowan?

Worst Promo/interviews etc: The Ascension

Worst Tag Team: Ascension

Worst Newcomer: Sasha Banks

Most Deterioated: Bo Dallas

Worst Person Not Primarily A Wrestler: Michael Cole

Worst Match: Tag Team Elimination Chamber

Worst angle: The authority makes it through another complete calendar year. I miss Jack Tunney.

Braden Walker Memorial Trophy: Tommy Dreamer

Best one-off appearance: Stephen Amell (Summer Slam)