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Post by Velkontés on Nov 1, 2015 11:33:00 GMT -5
www.wwe.com/videos/playlists/five-lamest-entrance-themes-everObviously there is a mistake on this article, as Rob Conway and Kerwin White are on this list. Presumably somebody at WWE.com will notice this and replace them with actually lame entrances. I honestly think all 5 of those are more memorable than some of the bland intros the current roster uses. I know we've had threads before about great entrances, but how about lamest?
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Post by Naitch on Nov 2, 2015 21:37:05 GMT -5
www.wwe.com/videos/playlists/five-lamest-entrance-themes-everObviously there is a mistake on this article, as Rob Conway and Kerwin White are on this list. Presumably somebody at WWE.com will notice this and replace them with actually lame entrances. I honestly think all 5 of those are more memorable than some of the bland intros the current roster uses. I know we've had threads before about great entrances, but how about lamest? I didn't hate 4 of those entrances. Everyone of those with the exception of The American Males (I feel dirty just typing that) was great for the character. Worst entrance themes seems easy, but I just know we are going to all skip over like the worst 3 because we forgot about them. Here is my top 5 worst, in no real order. 1-3. I would say for a top 5 worst themes list you have to start with X-Pac. His 1-2-3 Kid, his own particular theme, the one that starts off with X-PACCCCCCCCCCCC and the X-Factor theme (X-Factor song is the worst wrestling entrance song ever.) 4. Stone Cold Steve Austin. No, not the one your thinking of. The other one he had, that some band did. 5. Undertaker-This time probably the one your thinking of, the Limp Bizkit entrance theme. |
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Post by MasterSnit on Nov 19, 2015 19:34:27 GMT -5
They don't know what real lameness is. Pretty much all of them are great. I'm also not sure about the American Males though.
Talking about X-Pac's theme (the one that starts off with X-PACCCCCCCCCCCC) I remember a guy singing this theme when I was younger and it was hilarious. The start bit he would sign as a quick, snappy "Xpac-Xpac!" nothing like the song.
OK, at this point I would like to come clean and admit that I kinda marked out for X-Pac a couple years back when they had a D-X reunion on RAW. Billy Gunn did the "Got two words for ya!" bit, and the rest of the old sellouts raised their arms to the sky gesturing for the fans to do the "Suck it!" bit, but you could clearly hear X-Pac with his sleazy old voice scream "Suuuuuck it!" like he was back in 1998. I got a good laugh out of that. Best thing X-Pac ever did.
Cena's theme would have to be on a real list of lame themes. "Brush your mouth like colgate."
It's hard to tell because this is wrestling. The lame stuff is often the best stuff. Rick Martel's model theme would probably be classed as lame but I think it's awesome. One of my favourite themes. On it's own it might reek, but coupled with the character it still does reek, but it reeks of arrogance.
On the subject of themes, have we ever talked about this?
Type O Negative were asked to come up with a theme for Kane for one of his returns, but WWE decided not to use it. Such a pity too, because it's really good.
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Post by Naitch on Nov 20, 2015 14:58:41 GMT -5
That Type O song is the shizzle.
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Post by Velkontés on Nov 23, 2015 17:04:23 GMT -5
The American Males theme is pretty terrible, but I don't think I would classify it as "lame", in the same way that the Bro-Mans theme is a bit naff. Both themes are fairly memorable and fit the bill.
Kelly Kelly's theme was lame.
Maybe if WWE asks nicely they could still use that Type O Negative track as Roman Reigns' new music. Can't believe they didn't pick that up.
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Post by MasterSnit on Dec 3, 2015 16:03:14 GMT -5
Oh yeah, That "Holla" at the start of Kelly Kelly's theme was like to knife to the ears. Stephanie McMahon's current theme is also horrible.
Not WWE, but the BDC's theme in TNA was really lame.
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Post by Naitch on Dec 4, 2015 12:11:42 GMT -5
TNA is probably chalk full of them. The only ones that really stuck out to me were Daniels Fallen Angel theme and Christians.
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Post by MasterSnit on Dec 13, 2015 8:47:22 GMT -5
All of Jeff Hardy's TNA themes are kinda lame, but good at the same time. They fit with his lame but enjoyable character.
I always thought Jeff Jarrett's theme was lame.
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