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Post by Naitch on Jun 6, 2014 18:50:20 GMT -5
I know at least two of us watch this show, so lets discuss this shit.
In my opinion these are the best stories.
It ain't easy being a midget in Westoros- Tyrion Lanister is one of the best characters on TV, and every season shit gets worse for him. As of this writing, dude is sentenced to die.
Stannis isn't taking this shit lying down-Fire gods, shadow assassins, talking banks into no longer funding motherfuckers you don't like, a side kick with no fingers, Stannis is the Kane of this show.
Reek and Ramsey, BFFs- First Theon takes Winterfell, then Ramsey takes Theon (I guess, I need a little more back-story on this piece,) then Ramsey takes Theon's manhood, then they are friends. I'm looking forward to what happens next.
You know nothing Jon Snow-The Nights Watch doesn't get a lot of time so it is a little lower, but with 100,000 wildlings about ready to start a Royal Rumble at Castle Black, this can only get better. Or everyone at the Night's Watch dies. One or the other.
Arya and The Hound- Just a fun time with these two, but I get the feeling that The Hound is almost done with being alive. Being on Arya's hit list and not letting her cotorize that wound seems bad for him.
Sansa and Little Finger- I hated Sansa until the end of the last ep, but I think her and LF are about ready to make life interesting in The North.
Damn, that's a big pregnant dog-Brianne just goes around with her squire and sword and learns about meat pies and where the girls of the north are. I guess I can relate to her a little as well.
King Tommen, because someone has to listen to Grandpa- Time to see if Tywin will corrupt him to his will.
Dani and The Dragons- Now that she told Sir Jorah to go fuck himself, with the Second Sons taking back slave cities, will she and the Unsullied and The Second Sons take Westros. Also, how wet will she get when she sees Stannis? I know my panties are moist around him.
Regent Queen Cersi, brother fucker- Let's face it, without the Lannisters we don't have a show. Without her and Jaimie fucking, we have no show. Lately from what I've gathered all she has done is make the Iron Bank upset with her. Be interesting to see how this ties in with Stannis. Have I mentioned I love Stannis?
Bran, two ugly kids and a Hodor- For the most part these people are sucking hard, except Hodor. Hodor will always be cool. The only reason I give this kid any consideration is because of 1:15 in this clip
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Post by Champ on Jun 6, 2014 21:09:09 GMT -5
The Arya and Hound story is like that awesome little low card angle that's just flying enough under the radar to be forgettable at times, but also on the verge of a big breakout. They're like when the miz and big show were backstage talking about how they were the greatest tag team of all time but never even had a match together. Then all of a sudden they beat DX for the tag titles.
wtf happened with the original stannis?! I actually liked that guy better. He just fit the role better. But the character is still cool. He's like that dude that guys want to hang out with and chicks want to sleep with. That's the ultimate cool guy. For that reason alone, I don't know how much he's like Kane lol
You and I talked about Tyrian on Facebook. I admitted when I first saw him I thought he was just going to be an annoying little imp that you couldn't wait to see get killed. Now he's the absolute last guy I want to see go. He's like Jin from Lost. You almost wanted to see a meteor wipe him out by the 4th episode then by the 3rd season he turned out to be awesome. You find yourself really feeling sorry for Tyrian though because he's just doing the best with the hand he was dealt. Then that whore sold him out and the poor bastard was actually in love with her.
Sansa was getting on my nerves for a while too but not as much as that horse faced pregnant dog with the alien teeth that got pushed into the abyss' whiny fucking kid. I appreciated when Sansa slapped his gay ass. Little finger looks like an old school weasely villain from the 1920s.
I was actually pissed off at Oberyn! He had that big son of a pregnant dog beat! Then that fucking freak crushed his entire face.
I used to like Jon snow. But now his quiet serious compassionate warrior personality is getting annoying.
I think stannis is the only guy on the show that could pull off banging dragon girl with no strings attached. Danerys is that one chick in their world that you can only dream of banging but don't stand a chance in hell, unless you're stannis. He really is awesome. I actually miss kohl drogo though. That dude was 130% certified scary badass. They got rid of him just as he dumped boiling metal on that faggots head and started becoming cool.
Jamie Lannister is another character that I like, even though he's a sister fucker. It's funny because he and Tyrian are so different, yet they're very much alike. They're both ruthless smartasses, yet they have a conscious and they're both just kind of over all the drama that goes on.
I think I'm going to get the book eventually. I kind of don't want to spoil the show. But I also hear great things about the book and I kind of want to start reading something again and that's the only book I'm interested in.
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Post by Naitch on Jun 6, 2014 21:31:42 GMT -5
I'm glad to see everyone gets turned on by Stannis. I only compared him to Kane because when he knocks up chicks, shadow assassins come out of them. That doesn't happen to anyone but Kane. I see big things happening for him now that he has a ton of money. I'm not sure where he will attack, he probably won't want to try the naval approach into King's landing again.
I get the feeling Arya is leaving The Hound for dead by the end of the season. They seem to be foreshadowing it hard with his fear of fire and the would that won't heal without it.
Bro, The Mountain made Oberyn famous with that. He didn't just crush his head, he sunk his thumbs through his eyes. Mountain may or may not be dead.
About Tyrion, Peter Dinklage is the man. He was even great in the new X-Men film. The amount of emotion he brings. I wanted to cry when the whore started ratting on him because of his eyes.
Little Finger marrying Lysa Tully just to kill her was great. I think him and Sansa are setting up a murder for boy wonder.
Khol Drogo, that dude was a beast. My wifes jaw just drops when hes on TV. That dude is for real scary.
I think after this week we will all hate or love Jon Snow. We all know he isn't going to die to wildlings, and he will be the key to victory. I guess since I said that he will die to wildlings and won't be the key to victory. He is there because we need to be reminded of the White Walkers every now and then.
Jamie was so super cool when he was prisoner to the Starks. I loved seeing him covered in shit being a wise ass.
I started reading the books. You can probably read the first three and not ruin anything. According to my wife the big difference between the show and the books is that the Ramsey/Reek stuff doesn't happen to book 5. So, yeah there are five books out, 2 more scheduled to come out TBD. Book 1 is season 1, book 2 is season 2 and book 3 is seasons 3 and 4. I'm about 600 pages into book 1 and they are great companion pieces. Being books, they can obviously explain more things in greater detail. For example, I just read to the part where Rob Stark starts marching south (just for reference)and there was a lot of how Rickon was sad and Hodor didn't know what was going on. It explained how Rob was fearful of Roose Bolton because of stories at the Dread Fort, and how because Roose was so quiet it made him scary. I'm a sucker for details.
So basically, feel free to read the first three books.
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Post by Champ on Jun 6, 2014 23:02:43 GMT -5
Holy shit book 1 alone is that long? Fuck it I'll start reading it ASAP then! I was thinking maybe it was one long book around 1000 pages. But if it's that detailed and broken up into sections I'll order book 1 this weekend
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Post by Naitch on Jun 7, 2014 20:20:35 GMT -5
They are easy peasy reading because we are going into them with visuals in our minds. Each chapter is only 10-20 pages long, perfect for when your shitter is backed up a little. The chapters are broken into POVs, and each charcter that is POV has multiple chapters. Off the top of my head Game of Thrones (the first book of the series, not the show) it has POV chapters for Ned, Arya, Sansa, Jon, Rob, Bran, Caityln, Dani and Tyrion. I found a lot of the characters better in the book overall because of all the details. In the show Dani's brother is just an annoying twat, in the book hes an annoying twat that routinely is embarrassed by Khal Drogo's people. Little things that didn't make the show but just add to the story arcs.
Back to the show, do you know who everyone forgets about, all the time? The Brotherhood Without Banners. Those fucks can bring people back to life with the fire god. That means virtually no one is safe from revenge from the grave. I know we haven't seen them sense Season 3, but I refuse to believe they were introduced to not play a bigger part in the story than having The Hound slaughter there leader to be brought back to life.
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Post by Naitch on Jun 10, 2014 11:53:51 GMT -5
Well, we're now 90% through Season 4, and the mouth breathers who figured out that Episode 9s are the most memorable of the season might be right, might be wrong, this has been an eventful season. This was a different episode only focusing on one story, I didn't mind it, but I wanted to see what was going to happen with Tyrion/Tywin/Jaimie/Cersi.
That damn battle though. That shit was pure fucking havoc. I read they had $16 million for the CGI in that episode. What I really took away though was the girl giants look like boy giants. I think that when they killed that one giant it was a girl, and the other was her boyfriend/husband and that is why he went into full giant rage.
Jon Snow and Sam had some much needed character development. Sam isn't such a cowardly bastard and Jon proved to be a real leader. Also, his last name should be Cena since he single handedly fucked up the wildlings.
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Post by Champ on Jun 11, 2014 17:01:34 GMT -5
That was an epic battle for sure. It was cool how almost the entire eps was one big war. It made the hour go so much quicker than usual too. When the fight was over and the next day rolled around and it went to the credits I was actually thinking there was still another 15-20 minutes left.
I'm glad that red head whore is dead. She tried to kill Jon cenow and the poor guy was still in love with her. I wish he hate raped her one last time.
I guess we have to wait one more week to see what happens with Tyrian. I think it's obvious they aren't killing him but something fucked up will happen.
On that note my books came in from amazon today! So I can start the reading tonight
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Post by Naitch on Jun 11, 2014 20:01:39 GMT -5
Jon Cenow lol. That red haired pregnant dog had it coming. I loved the way it happened. She hesitated and the kid from the burned down village got his revenge. I think that kid and Same had the same amount of kills. Jon Cenow took like six more arrows then her. Because he's a man. Predictions for the series finale. -Jamie free Tyrion, Tywin finds out, Jamie kills Tywin, Tyrion gets the hell out of dodge. -The title of the episode is The Children, during Bran chapters of the book (at least the first one) they talk about The Children of the Forest up north past the wall, where he is. I think we are going to meet the COTF. I have no idea if that is good or bad. -Dani will probably think she is a fantastic leader. Ser Jorah will be trying to find himself a private army or a ship home. -Little Finger and Sansa are going kill Lord Robin. Maybe he will fly. -Cersi, I think this pregnant dog is going to just piss off the Iron Bank some more. That could get interesting. -Arya will kill The Hound. He has a injury that he won't let her treat and he is on her kill list.Before she dies I think she is killing everyone on that list, not counting the ones other people kill first. I started book 2 today and that shit starts off intense. I hated Sansa in the show, but I can understand through the book. You'll probably have a similar experience with Jon Snow.
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Post by Champ on Jun 19, 2014 13:52:28 GMT -5
Still haven't seen the last episode yet. I started last night and I just didn't have the attention span so I put on the wwe network instead lol
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Post by Naitch on Jun 19, 2014 21:12:12 GMT -5
Still haven't seen the last episode yet. I started last night and I just didn't have the attention span so I put on the wwe network instead lol Bro, besides the Dani scene, this episode was a game changer (Spoilers down below matey) -The King of the Wildlings is a pretty pimp dude. Doesn't take shit and speaks his mind. Dude just berating Cenow was funny. -Do you know who is more pimp and takes less shit? Goddamn Stannis Baratheon, that's who! He had like five lines and they were all awesome.He really needs to slap his side kick around a little though. -The Red Lady checking out Jon Snow is not going to end up being good for Jon Snow. -I know a battle between two people is probably not epic, but Brianne and Hound was probably the worst battle of the season and it was still pretty damn awesome. Me thinks since Arya didn't finish the job when she had the chance then he is going to live. That is the way these things work, if you don't see them die, they aren't dead. -Arya is probably going to end up like a Terminator when she is done in Bravos. She is part of the end of this conflict, how still remains to be seen. -Cersei is the end of House Lannister. Since it is just her and Jamie (who has no power) and there two kids left, it's really up to her to fuck things up now. -Things are going to end up awkward everywhere for Jamie now. -King Tomen is absoultly fucked. Between his mother and soon to be hot wife, who is sure to make a power play soon, he won't know what to do. Hopefully Ser Pounce will take care of him, the way only Ser Pounce can. -I have no idea what happened with Bran, but at least there is one less ugly kid.The dude in the tree is probably cool, but he is just a creepy child predator right now.
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Post by Naitch on Jun 21, 2014 21:34:44 GMT -5
Here is everyone we had to say goodbye to in Season 4.
1. King Joffery 2. Lysa Arryn 3. Prince Oberyn 4. Grenn 5. Pyp 6. Ygritte 7. Tywin Lannister 8. Shae 9. Jojen Reed 10. The Hound
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Post by Champ on Jun 22, 2014 2:46:54 GMT -5
I finally saw it tonight. I loved that fight between the hound and the amazon. Like you said, it looked so bad but it was so captivating at the same time. The best way to sum it up is, the fight wasn't GOOD but it WAS good, kind of like a lot of hulk hogans matches.
I think no one really knows just how tough Arya is, except for Arya. There's this sincere confidence of a ruthless warrior that oozes out of her that you know her options to do great things are limitless. Since she's a small young girl everyone is going to tell her she can't survive a day on her own. But it's like she told the hound, I'll last longer than you, and you believe her too.
I had mixed feelings over Tyrian killing shae. You kind of feel bad that it got to that point in the first place because you know she loved him too but was hurt by the way shit went down with him marrying Sansa. But at the same time I was thinking, fuck that whore, she had it coming. Tyrians character development also got to a point where he's so awesome that anyone crosses him, for whatever reason, you want to see them get theirs. On that note, His father just flat out deserved those arrows. There was no mixed feelings there.
Refresh my memory, what happened to danerys' third dragon? Did he fly off? I forget. If so, that's the dragon that's going to resurface with perfect timing and fuck something or someone up good.
I swear skyrim is this show in the form of a game. Just when they couldn't be more alike, now undead skeletons are popping up out of nowhere with swords and attacking.
I heard a lot of people say this finale sucked. I disagree. I think the problem is people completely set their expectations through the roof for something insanely memorable to happen. I think it was simply just a good wrap up and gave us things to look forward to next season
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Post by Naitch on Jun 22, 2014 12:10:08 GMT -5
I think no one really knows just how tough Arya is, except for Arya. There's this sincere confidence of a ruthless warrior that oozes out of her that you know her options to do great things are limitless. Since she's a small young girl everyone is going to tell her she can't survive a day on her own. But it's like she told the hound, I'll last longer than you, and you believe her too. Soon, we will be able to add Bravos assassination training on top of all that. She will be small and quiet and will probably end up killing royalty. She’s got a hit list and soon will have a means and a meathod for annihilation. I had mixed feelings over Tyrian killing shae. You kind of feel bad that it got to that point in the first place because you know she loved him too but was hurt by the way shit went down with him marrying Sansa. But at the same time I was thinking, fuck that whore, she had it coming. Tyrians character development also got to a point where he's so awesome that anyone crosses him, for whatever reason, you want to see them get theirs. On that note, His father just flat out deserved those arrows. There was no mixed feelings there. That is the beauty of this show. Big picture it is simple, everyone trying for power. Look at all the individual pieces and its complicated stories that are all somehow connected. Shae had heartbreak due to Tyrian entering a forced marriage, who is just trying the best he can at everything, and the one dude in King’s Landing not a complete dick to Sansa. If Shae haden’t pulled the knife she might still be alive, since that was desperation from Tyrian. Tywin on the other hand was what was keeping the everything moving. He was necessary to the day to day ruling of the Lannister family while the war is still going (and technically it still is.) He was a mega dick to Tyrian, but that isn’t a big deal, big picture wise. Now, as far as story goes, he is better off dead. The Regent Queen will have all the power and all the incompetence. She can’t think past herself, that is why Joffery was such a prick. With no Little Finger, Veryis, Tywin or Tyrion around, I think she will end her family’s legacy. You do have to wonder a little where Varyis and Tyrion are off to. Since they left on a ship, it would be easy to assume they are going to meet Dani, who has no love for the Lannister Family. Refresh my memory, what happened to danerys' third dragon? Did he fly off? I forget. If so, that's the dragon that's going to resurface with perfect timing and fuck something or someone up good. He’s just off doing dragon things, killing children and livestock. Until this episode they were free to come and go as they pleased, but he had to go fuck things up for everyone. It will be interesting to see what will happen when he does return and who he takes out. It will most be definitely to save Dani. I swear skyrim is this show in the form of a game. Just when they couldn't be more alike, now undead skeletons are popping up out of nowhere with swords and attacking. Those things were nasty, man! We are going to see more of them when winter finally comes I think. Those things vs The Night’s Watch and Stannis. Possibly also against Dani and the dragons. I heard a lot of people say this finale sucked. I disagree. I think the problem is people completely set their expectations through the roof for something insanely memorable to happen. I think it was simply just a good wrap up and gave us things to look forward to next season Fuck those people. Nothing would have been good enough for them. If you look at the five best episodes of the series, four of them came from this season alone, including the finale. Apparently, if you read all of the books (which neither of us have) there are two missing characters from the books. Someone with Bran and someone with Brianne. And to that all I have to say is so fucking what? These things do translate 100%. It’s like reading what internet wrestling fans have to say about a certain wrestler. Not everyone main events Wrestlemania, not everyone gets to even be on the show.
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Post by Naitch on Apr 12, 2015 11:49:15 GMT -5
Anyone else psyched for tonight?
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Post by Champ on Apr 19, 2015 21:29:59 GMT -5
I liked the first EPs but tonight was extremely underwhelming. It just wasn't holding my attention
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