Post by Naitch on May 19, 2014 0:34:01 GMT -5
This is a thread for our not serious predictions of the future of WWE superstars. There are two rules for this thread. 1. Have fun and 2. There is not continuity. Nothing goes from post to post unless it is in conversation form. So you can reuse all the gimmicks you want for El Torito.
For this first thread it is a Shield/Wyatt/Lana/Santino repackaging.
Luke Harper is up first. Inspired by 1995 WWE, Harper will keep his name and be a truck driver. He is the guy that gets the ring to the arenas. He also loves truck stop prostitutes, and will soon have a valet named Mercedes who will have a mouth very similar a meth heads. Because she is a meth head.
Erick Rowan- Rowan will packaged with a gimmick of a man who loves anal sex. Being the giver and only to women. "Sodomy" Erick Rowan will be his name. The catch is, he is a virgin, but thanks to porn he really wants to try anal. While Carole Brady is Guest GMing one night, someone will put Rowan up to going to her, while the camera is running and live, to go up to her and say "I'm going to stick my fuck stick in your shitter." Ron Simmons will give us a "DAMN!" and Rowan will be fired before they can come back for our Lugs Boot of the Week.
Bray Wyatt- The most interesting man in the world. That's it, they are just going to rip off those commercials, shot for shot, word for word.
Lana- Remember what TNA announcers said about Rellik? Same thing, but she'll keep her name.
"District Attorney" Dean Ambrose. D.A. Dean Ambrose is a simple man who lives for the law.He came to the WWE for one reason. To prosecute Kane for the murder of Katie Vick. The feud will end when Ambrose handcuffs Kane at Summerslam 2015 and gives a witty one liner. He will then feud with Daniel Bryan because the initials DB are one better then DA. This feud will be long and pointless but at least the matches will be good.
Roman "Makes It" Reigns- Male stripper, will get fired the same night as Rowan when he accidently shows his flaccid penis during a match intro.
Seth "Hand of the King" Rollins- Just sits around and tells everyone that the Game of Thrones books are WAAAYYYYYYYYY better then the show. You should read them. Right Now. Or you are stupid.
Santino "King of the North" Stark- Thinks the shows are better then the books and cries whenever he thinks of Ned Stark dying.
For this first thread it is a Shield/Wyatt/Lana/Santino repackaging.
Luke Harper is up first. Inspired by 1995 WWE, Harper will keep his name and be a truck driver. He is the guy that gets the ring to the arenas. He also loves truck stop prostitutes, and will soon have a valet named Mercedes who will have a mouth very similar a meth heads. Because she is a meth head.
Erick Rowan- Rowan will packaged with a gimmick of a man who loves anal sex. Being the giver and only to women. "Sodomy" Erick Rowan will be his name. The catch is, he is a virgin, but thanks to porn he really wants to try anal. While Carole Brady is Guest GMing one night, someone will put Rowan up to going to her, while the camera is running and live, to go up to her and say "I'm going to stick my fuck stick in your shitter." Ron Simmons will give us a "DAMN!" and Rowan will be fired before they can come back for our Lugs Boot of the Week.
Bray Wyatt- The most interesting man in the world. That's it, they are just going to rip off those commercials, shot for shot, word for word.
Lana- Remember what TNA announcers said about Rellik? Same thing, but she'll keep her name.
"District Attorney" Dean Ambrose. D.A. Dean Ambrose is a simple man who lives for the law.He came to the WWE for one reason. To prosecute Kane for the murder of Katie Vick. The feud will end when Ambrose handcuffs Kane at Summerslam 2015 and gives a witty one liner. He will then feud with Daniel Bryan because the initials DB are one better then DA. This feud will be long and pointless but at least the matches will be good.
Roman "Makes It" Reigns- Male stripper, will get fired the same night as Rowan when he accidently shows his flaccid penis during a match intro.
Seth "Hand of the King" Rollins- Just sits around and tells everyone that the Game of Thrones books are WAAAYYYYYYYYY better then the show. You should read them. Right Now. Or you are stupid.
Santino "King of the North" Stark- Thinks the shows are better then the books and cries whenever he thinks of Ned Stark dying.