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Post by Champ on Apr 30, 2014 2:02:33 GMT -5
So apparently, at the impact taping results, MVP TURNED HEEL. So did Lashley. The two of them and Kenny king beat the shit out of Eric young and now MVP is the number 1 contender.
So......any comments? I don't know how to even react or respond to the stupidity of this company anymore. I'll give it a shot.
How is there ANY consistency in this leading to MVP turning heel? at least it made some sense when hogan turned heel and formed immortal. This is kind of like the same thing, but 10 times more senseless, and you KNOW a fucking lame ass faction is going to result in this too. So what, Dixie turns face now, or was she in on this all along? I swear I feel like I'm taking circus pills
I made an official decision when it comes to tna. I'm not taking it as a serious company anymore. From now it, this is simply a comical slow clown death I'm just going to follow to see just how long it can go on for before it finally perishes.
But hold on, I saved the best for last! There's only one amazing tragic way to wrap up this post and seal the fate of this "circus". You know how knux has gone back home and having all those serious, kind of touching segments? It's a great way to get the fans behind him and get started on a good path. Well, he finally debuted at the tapings......AS A FUCKING CARNY!!!!! He and his girlfriend are god damn clowns LITERALLY and he came out on stilts!
I think I just went crazy!
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Post by Velkontés on May 1, 2014 2:25:19 GMT -5
TNA Impactgod damn clowns LITERALLYBut hold on, I saved the best for last! There's only one amazing tragic way to wrap up this post and seal the fate of this "circus". You know how knux has gone back home and having all those serious, kind of touching segments? It's a great way to get the fans behind him and get started on a good path. Well, he finally debuted at the tapings......AS A FUCKING CARNY!!!!! He and his girlfriend are god damn clowns LITERALLY and he came out on stilts! I think I just went crazy! Well if you're going to fail, at least fail spectacularly. I have GOT to see Knux coming out on stilts!
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Post by Velkontés on May 1, 2014 13:03:49 GMT -5
this is going to be better than wrestlemania
seriously, I am legitimately excited for Knuxie's stable.
MVP heel turn, not so much.
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Post by Champ on May 1, 2014 14:58:27 GMT -5
Hey if you're gonna go down in a blaze of glory, may as well have knux come out on god damn stilts!
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Post by Velkontés on May 2, 2014 2:25:44 GMT -5
Hey if you're gonna go down in a blaze of glory, may as well have knux come out on god damn stilts! I've gotta admit Champ, I was giggling all the way into work yesterday morning thinking of TNA and "god damn clowns LITERALLY". The thing that annoys me the most about MVP turning heel is that it makes that "loser leaves town" match absolutely worthless. Dixie lost but didn't go away. And the triumphant Face was actually a heel in disguise. So nothing changed. It's also even more annoying that they didn't do the "wrestling U.N." idea which they seemed to be hinting at (with Dixie dividing her kingdom amongst the wrestlers). An idea that probably only existed in my head. It would have been more interesting than yet another Heel authority figure and lackeys. I guess the moral of TNA is that you can't trust black men. Is it really that hard to write a Face authority figure? I mean, really? A few years back they had Sting as GM, and for a few weeks every time a Heel would be all "hey, I'm not doing that", Sting's music IMMEDIATELY hit and he came down to say actually, no, you ARE going to be defending the title next week. That was really fun. Of course, they made him beg Hogan to take the job off his hands because working for TNA makes you go crazy.
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Post by evilmasterbetty on May 2, 2014 9:25:41 GMT -5
At this point the only thing that could make it better is if they make Willow the new authority figure...but then again his drug addled rambling a May actually make more sense than what they're doing now.
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Post by Champ on May 2, 2014 14:44:45 GMT -5
They may as well MB, they already far succeeded clown town in tna. There's no turning back Hey if you're gonna go down in a blaze of glory, may as well have knux come out on god damn stilts! I've gotta admit Champ, I was giggling all the way into work yesterday morning thinking of TNA and "god damn clowns LITERALLY". The thing that annoys me the most about MVP turning heel is that it makes that "loser leaves town" match absolutely worthless. Dixie lost but didn't go away. And the triumphant Face was actually a heel in disguise. So nothing changed. It's also even more annoying that they didn't do the "wrestling U.N." idea which they seemed to be hinting at (with Dixie dividing her kingdom amongst the wrestlers). An idea that probably only existed in my head. It would have been more interesting than yet another Heel authority figure and lackeys. I guess the moral of TNA is that you can't trust black men. Tna is racist! Afterall it's MVP, lashley AND king! Lol I'm glad you appreciated "god damn clowns LITERALLY". The knux part of this thread was more to add a little fun to the thread, but the MVP shit is the reason I created this thread. You pretty much touched on everything. Speaking of that whole "loser leaves" angle, Roode teases a face turn and almost leaves the company because he's so disgusted with himself(as a heel)but Dixie makes a deal with him(to stay heel) that he gets 10% of tna if his team wins that particular match. They LOSE and roode just goes about his business(as a heel) and totally forgot about pouring his heart out. Then to top it all off, the loser STAYS and the winner turns heel....why the fuck do they even write storylines? Why are they still in business? They may as well send Anderson out on a unicycle while they're at it
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Post by Velkontés on May 3, 2014 16:13:59 GMT -5
I started putting a theory together after watching Dixie and Bully's segment on this week's show. First of all, here are some facts I considered:
I can't believe Dixie is going to go through a table. Yet they are pushing this idea HARD.
Dixie shows up every week despite losing a "loser leaves town match" and MVP only just got around to "banning her from the Arena".
Magnus was being a pain in the ass and not obeying Dixie's orders while he was champ.
My theory is that Dixie and MVP were in cahoots all along. She faked this mystery investor thing to see who in the company was still loyal to her. She paid Bully to throw the Lockdown match and they would act as if he double-crossed her. Now that she was no longer pulling the strings, she woudn't be able to stop MVP getting Magnus out of the picture.
They probably weren't anticipating Eric Young happening, so the next step is getting the title on her new Face of the Company. I'm not sure if this is going to be Bully or MVP, but for the next few weeks Bully is going to help Eric (he was singing his praises last week, which is a sure sign he's turning on him), and at a future event it's going to be Bully, Eric & Bobby Roode vs MVP, Lashley & Kenny King. Ths stipulation will be whichever team wins the match wins the World Title for their captain (Eric or MVP). Everyone will all be "can Roode be trusted?!?!?" which of course will be a red herring when Bully turns on EY and puts him through a table. Bully, MVP and Dixie all celebrate after the match.
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Post by Champ on May 8, 2014 23:21:41 GMT -5
Your theory is prob right and it just may make more sense than I am seeing. But, here's the thing, regardless, HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES ARE THEY GOING TO DO THIS TAKEOVER ANGLE?! This company is so god damn amazing at recycling they should just go into business crushing soda cans at supermarkets!
And sadly, I must've misread knux coming out on stilts :-(...he was the most normal guy in the group. At least they're not trying to insult us too much by overpretending that big guy isn't rob terry, by simply calling him "the freak". If they started noting him as a guy knux grew up with from his family's carnival in his neighborhood I would've thrown a rock at the tv. Anyway, the segment was basically a legitimate circus version of Adam rose and his entourage. It wasn't the worst thing I've ever seen. I can see the menagerie getting some decent heat. But still, you can't dispute
GOD DAMN CLOWNS, LITERALLY!
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Post by Velkontés on May 9, 2014 14:23:55 GMT -5
Yeah, there was no way god damn clowns LITERALLY was going to be as good as the version in my head when I read it, but I'm still looking forward to it. Also, it's Crazzy Steve! He's so crazy he spells it with two Zs! Man, I am totally refusing-to-spell-it-like-he-spells-it the hell out of that!
Regarding "the theory", Champ - I basically just jumped ahead to the most ridiculous swervey nonsensical ending possible, and then worked my way back without using crack whilst still using coherent English sentences. All I know is that SOMETHING about this Bully vs Dixie feud looks fishy.
Anyhow, TNA taped a bunch more shows the last few nights, and by the time they've all aired it will officially be one entire year with the TV Title not being defended on TV. Or at all, in fact.
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Post by MasterSnit on May 10, 2014 15:04:19 GMT -5
He and his girlfriend are god damn clowns LITERALLY and he came out on stilts! As Bray Wyatt would say "You are a liah!" But yeah, maybe just as well that didn't actually happen. Honestly, I thought the big clowns were kinda cool. I also can't wait for Willow to take an axe to their stilts. As for MVP turning heel, I mean, why should we even care at this point? I'm sure Tenay will be acting like it was the biggest heel turn in history next week. TNA is reaching WCW 2001 levels of crap.
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Post by Velkontés on May 11, 2014 7:44:56 GMT -5
As for MVP turning heel, I mean, why should we even care at this point? I'm sure Tenay will be acting like it was the biggest heel turn in history next week. TNA is reaching WCW 2001 levels of crap. The really daft part of it is that MVP would have been a good get for TNA anyway. He's one of the few ex-WWE guys who had an upper-card run but wasn't over-exposed or run into the ground (plus he's been off for a few years). So why not just bring him in as a heel without all the silly investor crap? Or, you know, just not turn him heel as he was doing a reasonable job as a Face Authority Figure?
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Post by Champ on May 11, 2014 17:51:20 GMT -5
Best line of the week came from Eric young when he said,
"I know a lot of guys are itching to get a shot at this belt...it's the only reason to get in this business"
Yeah, good point. Who would want to pin triple H and make Batista tap at wrestlemania 30 for the wwe world title when you can pile drive Magnus on spike tv for the tna title?
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Post by Velkontés on May 15, 2014 13:52:31 GMT -5
hahahaha oh my god, I just noticed this: snitskymania.proboards.com/thread/1780/lockdown-predictionsSamuel Shaw vs Mr AndersonAnderson is about to escape the cage... and then Kristy slams the door on his face and punches him in the nuts. Gunner vs James Storm:Gunner's old marine buddies come down to ringside and pass a US Flagpole through a hole in the cage... to Storm, who snaps it over Gunner's back, enabling him to win. Madison Rayne vs Gail KimUm... er... something something hot lesbian action... um... something something Sarita something something Magnus vs Samoa JoeAs it's a Steel Cage match, only Abyss, Austin Aries, Bobby Roode, Bully Ray, Chris Sabin, Chris Daniels, Davey Richards, Eddie Edwards, Eric Young, Ethan Carter, Gunner, Hernandez, James Storm, Jeff Hardy, Jessie Godderz, Kazarian, Kenny King, Knux, Mr Anderson, MVP, Rob Terry, Robbie E, Rockstar Spud, Samuel Shaw, run down and interfere. After the match somebody from the Guinness Book of World Records presents Magnus and Joe with a plaque for World Record number of run-ins during a World Title match, and tickertape and twitter hashtags rain from the sky Team Dixie vs Team MVP MVP turns heel on Team MVP holy shit! I was right after all! I love how if you come up with 5 deliberately stupid things that can happen in TNA off the top of your head, one of them is likely to come true. Albeit a few weeks later.
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Post by Champ on May 15, 2014 23:21:06 GMT -5
What's great is they took your predictions and went slightly stupider
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