Lockdown predictions

[Velkontés]

Samuel Shaw vs Mr Anderson
Anderson is about to escape the cage... and then Kristy slams the door on his face and punches him in the nuts.

Gunner vs James Storm:
Gunner's old marine buddies come down to ringside and pass a US Flagpole through a hole in the cage... to Storm, who snaps it over Gunner's back, enabling him to win.

Madison Rayne vs Gail Kim
Um... er... something something hot lesbian action... um... something something Sarita something something

Magnus vs Samoa Joe
As it's a Steel Cage match, only Abyss, Austin Aries, Bobby Roode, Bully Ray, Chris Sabin, Chris Daniels, Davey Richards, Eddie Edwards, Eric Young, Ethan Carter, Gunner, Hernandez, James Storm, Jeff Hardy, Jessie Godderz, Kazarian, Kenny King, Knux, Mr Anderson, MVP, Rob Terry, Robbie E, Rockstar Spud, Samuel Shaw, run down and interfere. After the match somebody from the Guinness Book of World Records presents Magnus and Joe with a plaque for World Record number of run-ins during a World Title match, and tickertape and twitter hashtags rain from the sky

Team Dixie vs Team MVP
MVP turns heel on Team MVP

[Velkontés]

I love how I came up with some purposely stupid bullshit off the top of my head in 5 minutes and TNA counters with... Bobby Lashley.


Are you fucking kidding me


Bobby Lashley

[MasterSnit]

That was a weird PPV. The Great Bobby Lashley? Tiger Uno doesn't even look like a Tiger. Some Japanese guy is suddenly the X-Division champion. The Great Muta could barely walk. I'm sure I'm forgetting other stuff.

At least Gunner and Storm was a decent match.