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Post by MasterSnit on Aug 7, 2013 13:53:05 GMT -5
Any of you seen any of this yet?
I watched the first two episodes. The main thing I took from the last episode is that it finally struck me that Fandango reminds me of Party Boy from Jackass.
The stuff with Eva Marie seems to be the least "real" thing going on.
That's about all I got.
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Post by Velkontés on Aug 11, 2013 6:04:17 GMT -5
For some reason your post made me think that Fandango reminds me of Ryan Reynolds circa Van Wilder.
The only thing I know about this show is that Dan and Cena are banging a twin each, and that Eva Marie is someone who exists on planet Earth (so kinda stealing Layla's gimmick there). What exactly is going on in this show, Mastersnit?
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Post by MasterSnit on Aug 13, 2013 18:10:35 GMT -5
What exactly is going on in this show, Mastersnit? Ugh, you're about to kill many of my brain cells by having me answer that. OK, the show focuses mostly on the Bella twins. Then there is the Funkadactyls, Natalya and two new divas called Eva Marie and JoJo. Nicki Bella seems like more of a pregnant dog than Brie. She was crying about how Cena probably isn't going to marry her after getting divorced recently. Brie is dragging Bryan away from his childhood home in Aberdeen to live in Phoenix so her dog isn't left alone as much as it currently is. One of the Usos is pregnant doging because Naomi won't marry him yesterday. Cameron's boyfriend showed up for WrestleMania and was looking for Brodus Clay to "kick his ass" because he shouted at Cameron. There was some footage of the four of them backstage at WrestleMania sulking around after they got cut at the last minute because the Undertaker vs CM Punk match went over its allotted time. Natalya hasn't been in it too much yet, but I think next week the show will focus on her pregnant doging at Tyson Kidd for being Tyson Kidd. One of the new girls, JoJo, is 19 and hooked up with Justin Gabriel in the first episode. Then in the third episode her boyfriend showed up and they ended up breaking up for some reason. Eva Marie is the one with the red hair. Her boyfriend also showed up and proposed to her and she took the ring off after about five minutes to go out and try and hook up with Fandango. I think that's about it. I hate myself now.
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Post by Champ on Aug 14, 2013 11:41:59 GMT -5
it's funny because the show is actually garbage but I actually am hooked on it ![>:(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/angry.png) God damn you Vince. The show does somehow make certain characters more interesting to watch on Raw.
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Post by MasterSnit on Sept 1, 2013 14:21:10 GMT -5
AJ tearing Total Divas to shreds on RAW was pretty funny.
I think Natalya's date with Andy Couture last week was the fakest and lamest thing on the show so far.
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Post by Champ on Sept 1, 2013 18:06:06 GMT -5
Lmao I think you meant randy couture but I'm still laughing because its so true!
Lets hope that's not how Tyson Kidd really is. If so he's a fruit basket
I hate to admit it but I'm hooked on total divas :-(
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Post by Velkontés on Sept 9, 2013 9:32:49 GMT -5
Oh, here's one thing that does confuse me when I'm seeing stuff about this show. Why do they bill Naomi & Cameron under their real names? I'm guessing they don't refer to Daniel Bryan as "Bryan Danielson" or do that for Fandango and the others?
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Post by Champ on Sept 9, 2013 13:18:49 GMT -5
No they do actually. The thing is nattie, Nikki and Brie are their real names and they call Dan, Bryan, on the show. Jimmy Usos real name is Jon. He's Naomi's boyfriend.
If anything, what I don't understand is why they don't call them ariane and trinity on tv. Those are "diva names". Same with kaitlyn. Her real name is Celeste
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Post by Velkontés on Sept 15, 2013 16:43:09 GMT -5
I don't really understand the logic behind any of their naming processes. I mean, if your real name is Fucko McHitler, then sure, you need a stage name. And I get there are trademark issues (which shouldn't even matter any more as there isn't competition) for their featured performers (like Dan is now). But who gives a shit about Brodus Clay's back-up dancers? Or even Kaitlyn, for that matter? Is the Fed really going to lose much money if they bugger off and work for someone else?
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Post by MasterSnit on Sept 18, 2013 17:54:02 GMT -5
Total Divas is finished for now. It returns in November.
One thing I was surprised with on the show was just how much of a diva Natalya is. I know it is Total Divas an all, but damn, all she seemed to do was nark about her wedding and how she never gets her own way.
I did find it a little amusing that one episode where the Bella twins met up with their father and Brie was pretty cool with him, but Nikki, the twin with the massive lookatme hooters was the one with the daddy issues. Brie seemed like cool one out of the two.
JoJo's heel turn was kinda funny in a lame sort of way. What a couple of pregnant doges.
Naomi seems to be the most normal person on the show, even with all the fake reality going on.
I think Andy Couture was my favourite character though. It's funny how they just dug up some guy to be the last minute drama wrench in Natalya and Tyson's wedding. The way he just walked in minutes before the wedding and starts talking about spraying Natalya's half naked body and taking her out was brazen as hell, lol.
I'll probably have to see how more ridiculous this gets when it starts up again.
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Post by Champ on Sept 19, 2013 22:32:39 GMT -5
From what I read, everyone is being themselves, just with a script. In other words, the show is scripted but the characters aren't. The article said, Undisclosed names said Cameron really is "an idiot" lol. Her boyfriend seems like a total clown too
And MS, I'm SO calling that guy Andy couture now. I love it. At first I thought Tyson Kidd was the tool and that guy was cool. But now, I just think both guys are tools.
And yeah, amazing how the shallow insecure Bella with the big fake boobies is the one with the "daddy issues" lol
I actually like Naomi. You get the feeling, all scripting aside, that she's genuinely a nice down to earth girl
Natty seems like she has a heart of gold but will get on your nerves at the same time.
Cena is probably the most disingenuous character on the show lol. I like how he just doesn't give a fuck about Nikki, but he does.
Jimmy Jon Uso seems like he's kind of ghetto
Bryan danielson is basically the same guy on wwe tv it seems. The guy is a lucky bastard too. I'm like half in love with Brie, just her overall look and personality. I feel like Nikki would drive me nuts and take me down lol. Only a famous guy like cena can really handle her by not giving a shit at the same time
Even though Eva isn't really being a pregnant dog, you can tell she's a sneaky pregnant dog.
Jojo is a like a little girl. I also Find the Justin Gabriel stuff more amusing than I should. There should be a twist where he and Jojo start dating and getting more serious, then suddenly he shows up to her hotel with Darren young one day
It's weird, I don't really "like" the diva show, but it's got my attention for some reason. I don't know how to explain it. I think I just find backstage stuff interesting even if its not really real.
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Post by MasterSnit on Sept 20, 2013 18:19:59 GMT -5
Yeah, Cena always comes across as some too smooth guy from a chick flick. One of the preview clips for next season showed Nikki complaining about something regarding her moving in with Cena. It seemed like Cena was essentially saying, "Yeah, you can live with me but all of this and all I got is mine. So don't think for one second you're gonna dig any gold out of me." He was all nonchalant about it too. There's no way he's gonna get played by Nikki.
Vincent is a total meathead too. They might as well throw him in a pair of spandex tights and give him pumphandle slam finishing move for the next season starting. He really does come across as dumb. Even Cameron seems to be way smarter than him.
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Post by Velkontés on Sept 21, 2013 16:40:19 GMT -5
I caught some clips of Smackdown this week, mostly because I enjoy Triple H being a turd. Maybe it's because I haven't seen her in a while, but I kinda forgot that Naomi has a smokin' bod. It also highlighted what a superstar AJ is. She's in a totally different class to all the others... and she isn't in this show, is she? Smart move
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Post by Champ on Sept 21, 2013 18:32:24 GMT -5
They had natty on the headset at ringside and she couldn't have done a worse job at putting down AJ and the diva show divas over.
She was saying some shit about how AJ is jealous of all the other divas and their talents and popularity(not exactly in those words). Then JBL simply goes, " but she's the champion." Nattys only defense was, "she carries a title but she's not a champion. I was trained to be a champion". Then again, JBL awesomely says, "she made you tap out last sunday." Lmao it was actually getting painful but funny to watch. JBL just shot down everything she said with the brutal truth
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Post by Velkontés on Sept 22, 2013 11:34:08 GMT -5
Yeah, it's always jealousy in Divas feuds, even when it makes no sense. Always. Wimmin be jealous, amirite?
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