The WWE heelface

[MasterSnit]

You know what I mean, right?



shit eating grin



with one side of their mouth unnaturally high up on one side of their face to make them look like a heel.



Well, here is Big E Langston's attempt



he's took it too far. He looks ridiculous. I just had to mention this. He looks like J.R. after being hit in the face with a frying pan.
I guess what I'm getting at is that I don't really like Big E Langston. Yeah, that's what it is. He pisses me off. When I see him, I think to myself, "I bet he was that stupid looking kid in school who would occasionally shit his pants." He's disgusting.

And what's up with that ring gear?

That's it.

[Champ]

Edge had the best heel face



And yeah, big E sucks. I just don't understand what and who he's supposed to be. He just plays a different asshole every week, and they're all poor attempts too

[Naitch]

Jan 31, 2013 18:46:41 GMT -5 MasterSnit said:

He looks like J.R. after being hit in the face with a frying pan.

HA! Good one!

[Velkontés]

Jan 31, 2013 18:46:41 GMT -5 MasterSnit said:

Well, here is Big E Langston's attempt

It blows my mind that they don't have people there that can point out these things to talent and fix them.

[Champ]

it blows my mind how Big E hasn't been yanked off tv yet, that is IF there are people to tell the talent what they're doing wrong. Seriously, Big E is either choking big time or no one ever even paid mind to him.

There are people that come out and suck and they manage to turn it into a joke, turn heel/face, or just simply make the best of a bad situation. A perfect example recently is Tensai. Matt Bloom doesn't suck, but Tensai did. But Big E, whoever he is in real life, sucks at this business and it's embarrassing. He's the kind of guy that would ruin being Hulk Hogan

[MasterSnit]

If Ziggler wins the title in the near future I hope Big E isn't still hanging about. Maybe he is Devon's oldest son. The biggest turd of the dump. Ziggler and AJ are more than capable of going it by themselves.

[Champ]

I made a decision recently that dolph ziggler sucks.....maybe that's too harsh. He's awesome in the ring and I still think he may be the best. But I don't buy him as a main eventer and he just doesn't feel like a world champion to me. He's like a frat boy in a mans world

[Champ]

Oh by the way, even though we said big E was the worst 2012 newcomer by default, I think it's safe to say we made the right decision in hind site

[Velkontés]

I'm not usually one to say "how exactly is that move supposed to hurt", but... how exactly is Big E's finisher supposed to hurt?

[MasterSnit]

The first time I saw his finisher I thought the same thing. I think if you touch Big E's body with any significant force, the SUCK instantly infects your system and knocks you unconscious.

I hope Dolph cashes in and wins the WHC after the first match of the night. Then decides he doesn't care about the tag titles and leaves Big E out there on his own to get destroyed.

[Champ]

It's funny I finally just realized on Monday why big E's finisher hurts. He's using his weight to make the guys face bounce of the mat while knocking the wind out of him with his arms. I was thinking the same thing about it not hurting. Maybe zack sold it right too

[MasterSnit]

I thought he maybe used his right tit to dislocate the other guy's shoulder when they hit the floor.

[MasterSnit]

Big E has been having more matches and talking a lot more in recent times. It's maybe the women's swimsuit that he wears as his ring attire, but does anyone else get weird vibes from him?

Fruity vibes?

It's maybe just his weird aloofness, but he's an odd wrestler to watch. At least he seems to be a bit more interesting than we initially feared when he just stood there and did nothing.

[MasterSnit]

Big E is actually turning out to be a pretty good face. The crowds are popping for him. That catchy theme tune might have something to do with it.