Post by Velkontés on Dec 27, 2012 15:01:43 GMT -5
I'm lazy, so (again, apparently) I copied last year's categories:
Best Wrestler: Austin Aries
Best Promo/interviews etc: Christopher Daniels
Best Tag Team: Christopher Daniels & Kazarian
Best Newcomer: Kenny King
Most Improved: Tessmacher
Best Person Not Primarily A Wrestler: Taryn Terrell (by default, really)
Best match that I saw: can't think of one of the top my head
Best angle: Bound For Glory Series
Worst Wrestler: Velvet Skye
Worst Promo/interviews etc: Matt Morgan
Worst Tag Team: Garrett Bischoff & Wes Brisco
Worst Newcomer: That Guy. You know, That Guy who won one of the gutchecks.
Most Deterioated: Mr Anderson
Worst Person Not Primarily A Wrestler: ERIC BISCHOFF duh
Worst Match: Gunner vs Kris Lewie
Worst angle: Bischoff vs Bischoff. you know, I mentioned that angle last year as well, so that thing went on for fucking months.
Braden Walker Memorial Trophy: Sarita. Come back Sarita! Wearing skimpy ring gear, preferably!
Vince Russo Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field of Shitty Fantasy Booking:
Okay, I could only find two good examples trawling through the TNA thread, so if any of you can remember a better (shittier) one than the two here, feel free to suggest and the judges will reconsider:
RUNNER UP - V:
Who wants to bet that AJ donated sperm to another of Dixie's barren friends, and Daniels and Claire conspired to steal the sample, and get Claire pregnant to set up a coathanger-on-a-pole match at Bound For Glory?
WINNER - Mastersnit:
Maybe Eric Bischoff has put Madison up to it. So Madison will seduce Garrett and talk him into marriage. When they wed, they will both keep their own surnames and become the Rayne-Bischoffs. This will clear the way for Eric Bischoff to come back and use his own name and be in wrestling again.
Best Wrestler: Austin Aries
Best Promo/interviews etc: Christopher Daniels
Best Tag Team: Christopher Daniels & Kazarian
Best Newcomer: Kenny King
Most Improved: Tessmacher
Best Person Not Primarily A Wrestler: Taryn Terrell (by default, really)
Best match that I saw: can't think of one of the top my head
Best angle: Bound For Glory Series
Worst Wrestler: Velvet Skye
Worst Promo/interviews etc: Matt Morgan
Worst Tag Team: Garrett Bischoff & Wes Brisco
Worst Newcomer: That Guy. You know, That Guy who won one of the gutchecks.
Most Deterioated: Mr Anderson
Worst Person Not Primarily A Wrestler: ERIC BISCHOFF duh
Worst Match: Gunner vs Kris Lewie
Worst angle: Bischoff vs Bischoff. you know, I mentioned that angle last year as well, so that thing went on for fucking months.
Braden Walker Memorial Trophy: Sarita. Come back Sarita! Wearing skimpy ring gear, preferably!
Vince Russo Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field of Shitty Fantasy Booking:
Okay, I could only find two good examples trawling through the TNA thread, so if any of you can remember a better (shittier) one than the two here, feel free to suggest and the judges will reconsider:
RUNNER UP - V:
Who wants to bet that AJ donated sperm to another of Dixie's barren friends, and Daniels and Claire conspired to steal the sample, and get Claire pregnant to set up a coathanger-on-a-pole match at Bound For Glory?
WINNER - Mastersnit:
Maybe Eric Bischoff has put Madison up to it. So Madison will seduce Garrett and talk him into marriage. When they wed, they will both keep their own surnames and become the Rayne-Bischoffs. This will clear the way for Eric Bischoff to come back and use his own name and be in wrestling again.
