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Post by Champ on Jul 28, 2012 21:06:02 GMT -5
After this last Impact I don't think Storm is behind Aces and Eights at all. My guess would be Joey Ryan maybe, or Jeff Jarrett
Best line of the week came from Kash when he called the fans, "government funded jackoffs" LOL
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Post by MasterSnit on Jul 29, 2012 22:20:43 GMT -5
Roode realising Storm is the one behind everything and just coming straight out and saying it certainly is a different way to approach the angle. Looks as though it probably won't be Storm now though. Hey, Jeff Hardy has been quiet in recent times. Maybe Jeff is the one behind it and is using Storm to take the attention off of himself or anyone else involved. I would actually love to have heel Jeff Hardy back.
You know who I hate? The stupid weasely interviewer guy who has actually been getting shown on camera in the last few weeks. He's so annoying.
Earl Hebner better look forward to some "You screwed Mickie!" chants. Also, it was funny how Mickie's music hit at the finish and suddenly cut off at "Hardcore cun+"
Joey Ryan flooring Al Snow was great. Newest Gut Check guy. Meh.
They kinda went over the top with the Chavo debut. Kid Kash going all Messican was hilarious, ese.
Storm v AJ was a good match. As was Bully Ray v Angle.
Storm running out and clearing the ring at the end was kinda funny. It was all too obvious that the usually stupid other faces were actually suspicious of him. Jeff Hardy (or whoever it is) is playing Storm like a fiddle.
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Post by Naitch on Jul 30, 2012 8:40:41 GMT -5
I am assuming that either Jeff Jarrett or Eric Bischoff is head of Aces and Eights and that will make me immediately fast forward through there stuff.
The Bound For Glory Series matches were fucking fantastic.
Austin Aries brought a little of the Paparazzi back with him when eliminating X-Division guys. He was just missing Kevin Nash and Alex Shelley.
Holy shit that guy was unremarkable. The best part of his segment was Joey Ryan.
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Post by MasterSnit on Aug 2, 2012 1:56:15 GMT -5
Maybe it is too obvious for it to be Jeff or Bischoff. No doubt it will be one of them, maybe even both, but TNA does love a good swerve.
We didn't see Hogan getting attacked. Maybe it's Hogan. I can see Jeff Hardy being involved. Maybe Garrett Bischoff will shock the world and align with his dad once again.
Or maybe it'll just be Jeff and Eric. And a bunch of jobbers.
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Post by MasterSnit on Aug 2, 2012 3:12:45 GMT -5
Hey, I just realised something. It's like the same guy.
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Post by Velkontés on Aug 4, 2012 4:07:20 GMT -5
DO THE RIGHT THING AJ! lol. Daniels pulling a cocktail out of his locker was a hilarious little sight gag as well. He was wearing a Mulholland Drive shirt as well, which I'm going to pretend is a nod to Wrestling Lost.
The "TNA is stupid" alarm in my apartment starting blaring when Brooke Hogan received the aces and eights. Please. No. Having a female evil mastermind would be a fresh take though. Shall I just say I want Sarita to be behind it all? After this week I'm leaning towards Storm being a red herring. I'm suspicious of Garret Bischoff and Devon, though. And Dixie, who bizarrely threw AJ under the bus.
Oh, also, do you think Brooke's going to do anything about Hebner's biassed refereeing? Prove me wrong, TNA. Prove me wrong.
Alsoalso: I approve of Tessmacher's shorts.
The opening tag match was a lot of fun.
Bully Ray twitters on his way to the ring. Truly he is history's greatest monster. I like that he swatted Robbie E. Like Jeff, he needs some wins.
Joseph Park is like two great gimmicks: Joseph Park and No Abyss. He even has a legitimate reason to be around! Amazing.
The Main Event had the most walk-ins in the history of our sport. I think the fact that A+8s didn't show up is supposed to make us think that some of the people at ringside are part of the faction.
I really enjoyed this week's show.
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Post by Champ on Aug 5, 2012 11:55:59 GMT -5
it was already made and ready to go in his LOCKER. lol I just imagine a guy in his locker making martinis and handing them to him
my favorite part about that was, as soon as Hebner counted 3, the guy in the back knew to hit Madison's music before he raised her hand. He must be banging her too.
Mickie is losing weight huh? She looks awesome! Even Tara looked like she tightened up a bit more
I'm hoping that Knox and Festus will definitely be apart of Aces and eights
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Post by MasterSnit on Aug 6, 2012 16:52:07 GMT -5
"Hi Kurt, I'm Wes Brisco. You might recognise me from kicking your ass with all my buddies a couple of weeks ago."
Face stupidity was down last week when they suspected Storm of being involved with Aces and Eights, but it was way up again this week.
Someone said there are eight guy with Aces and Eights. I'm not sure if they meant in total, or if there are eight heavies and four Aces. So it could be Festus, Knox, Brisco, Devon, Garrett and three others. With the Aces being Jeff and Karen Jarrett, Eric Bischoff and one of the present main event wrestler, such as Jeff Hardy, as the Ace of Spades.
Daniels and Kaz were funny again. Claire was back to being awful. I'm sure we have likened TNA to Mulholland Drive before, or to something similar to a David Lynch film. I just wish Daniels would win a match against AJ now and again. I felt for sure he would win that Last Man Standing match seeing as the angle was clearly going to continue.
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Post by Velkontés on Aug 7, 2012 13:59:42 GMT -5
"Hi Kurt, I'm Wes Brisco. You might recognise me from kicking your ass with all my buddies a couple of weeks ago." LOL "hey Wes, how's it going" "ACES, Kurt. AND I just ATE some great shrimp in the green room. How about you?" "Well, I've got a match later, so I'm going to tie up my bootlACES, AND hit the wEIGHTS. Do you get me." "I get you Kurt. Loud and clear." Tenay: "that was a normal conversation between Kurt and that suspicious-looking gentleman who we've never seen before" Taz: "sure thing Mike, I'm not sure why we needed to see that ordinary conversation as nothing funny was going on there"
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Post by Velkontés on Aug 11, 2012 5:34:07 GMT -5
Bully Ray remembering something similar that happened a few weeks ago to justify pointing the finger at Storm was great. I would like it if Storm is behind it after all, and then cuts a "of course it was me, you IDIOTS" promo.
Oh hey look, Roode is getting the shaft again and acting like a Face (until he spat in Aries' face, anyhow. Although that was something Storm used to do. To women. For cheers). If this is what they are intending to do with him, then this is just amazing booking. As soon as that stipulationfest was sorted out, I immediately thought of that episode of The Simpsons where Homer and Ned place a wager where "the father of the son who doesn't win" had to fulfil a forfeit. Short version: it's going to be a draw, isn't it.
Claire cheering AJ on was funny. Then Angle killed AJ with a move, AJ is writhing in pain on the mat, they cut back to Claire, and she's got the same expression on her face. Amazing. She is the worst actress I've ever seen. I mean, does she need cue cards or something? AJ winning = happy. Kurt winning = concerned. Of course, this being a Kurt Angle match, we had to have both men kicking out of finishers and multiple Ankle Locks.
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Post by Champ on Aug 18, 2012 20:15:44 GMT -5
I already can see next week. Hey Jeff, it's actually YOU not Storm! Hey we're dumb faces and hey we're accusatory heels towards faces we don't like. Oh crap Jeff got attacked next! Brooke Hogan is behind this!........I actually wouldn't be surprised either
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Post by Velkontés on Aug 19, 2012 9:59:02 GMT -5
I already can see next week. Hey Jeff, it's actually YOU not Storm! Hey we're dumb faces and hey we're accusatory heels towards faces we don't like. Oh crap Jeff got attacked next! Brooke Hogan is behind this!........I actually wouldn't be surprised either The sad thing is that they really didn't NEED to do an invaders storyline, they had plenty of good things going on. I did find it strange that Bully Ray and Storm came out to protect Brooke, but mysteriously disappeared before Sting could do his spiel. There was quite a bit of crack this week. I mean, it made me laugh that Brooke waited until Hebner had fucked up THREE times - and AFTER her marquee title had changed hands - before giving him the boot. And then she fell on her ass and brought in... Tiffany. I mean, when she came out I was thinking that any other ex-WWE woman would be a better addition (except Melina, of course). But then she had to go and do a really good job of refereeing, and also look fucking smokin'. So I don't know what to think. And then we had quite the ridiculous stipulation for this month's Kofi Kingston vs Jack Swagger match. "If you beat me, I'll admit I'm the father. If I beat you, I'll take a paternity test." Is AJ literally retarded? Why not just take the paternity test in the first place? Should I be grateful that there wasn't a box marked "PATERNITY TEST KIT" on a pole match? Hey, Mastersnit, I'm challenging you to a match at the next pickems. If you beat me, I'll admit I'm Hitler. If I beat you, then I'll go and look at my reflection in the mirror to prove otherwise. Have I mentioned recently that TNA is stupid? Because TNA is still stupid. Speaking of stupid, do you want to know who I think is the dark horse to win the BFG Series? Bobby Roode. I was thinking the other week that he might beg to be put in the tournament, and then have to fight his eleven matches over the course of 3 Impacts and a bunch of House Shows.
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Post by MasterSnit on Aug 19, 2012 16:13:44 GMT -5
Aces and Eights appear to have a sniper in their ranks. Maybe both Storm and Bully Ray are in on this together with Aces and Eights. I don't know. Why are we even bothering to guess? We all know there are going to be massive holes in the plot once everything is revealed. It just better not be Dixie or Hogan. Or Bischoff. Please don't be Bischoff. I always liked Tiffany. She's kinda like Kaitlyn with less muscles. Interested to see what they do with her. Also, I'm glad Brooke won the title back. She's the best girl to have as champion at the minute. Yeah, A.J.'s ultimatum was really stupid. Really stupid. I read there that Claire has quit and won't be coming back because, well, I'm not sure. It turns out the father is actually Popeye, or something. Anyway, the "Foot" isn't coming back. I'm actually disappointed we won't get the cracky conclusion to this angle. Hey, maybe at the start of the show next week the first thing we see is the Aces and Eights standing threateningly in the ring. After a little bit of posing, they slowly raise their hands to their heads and rip off their masks and... it's Sting and Hogan with Storm and Bully Ray! Tenay, "Son of a pregnant dog!" Taz, "Whatdah?!" I liked Roode's promo. Not sure where he goes from here, but I do like the idea of him somehow sneaking into the BFG Series and earning a title shot again.
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Post by Champ on Aug 20, 2012 20:08:45 GMT -5
LOL seriously. WTF did they think they were doing there?
Hey V, I challenge you to wrestling trivia contest. If you win, I'll admit that I weigh 600lbs. If I win, I'll get on the scale and weigh myself. Deal?
That was pure crack right there
Thank God Claire is done! The storyline turned into pure clowncar and she sucks beyond belief
Did the Aces ever actually put their hands on Bully? If you think about it, he still got his 20 pts at Bound For Glory so it worked out for him
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Post by Velkontés on Aug 25, 2012 6:40:56 GMT -5
Did the Aces ever actually put their hands on Bully? If you think about it, he still got his 20 pts at Bound For Glory so it worked out for him Yeah, and they all scarpered when he ran in at the end of the show (once they broke Aries' arm, of course), which was very suspicious. I think you might be onto something there. Now that I think of it, Bully had no idea Anderson was going to call him out, so he wouldn't have had time to get the Aces to interfere in his match. Hence he lost. The knockouts match was kinda crappy. Although I did like the finish. Also, Tara looks great. Hogan knocked out 3 bikers with one swing of a bat. Apparently. Some things never change. Given the hole they found themselves in, I don't actually blame the way TNA wrapped up the crack whore angle. Having said that, it was still very silly. Some things never change. Or, they quickly change and then quickly change back. Daniels still rules, though. So that gutcheck guy was just some bum they roped in off the street, right? Man, that's going to be the "worst match of the year" winner. Just you watch them give him a contract now. I think it would be funny if Dixie is behind A&8s. Hired them all to keep all the usual suspects on their toes. It would make a change from "we're coming to take over/destroy this company". I'll just put this crack pipe down now.
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