Post by Velkontés on Dec 17, 2011 7:40:32 GMT -5
Just a few days left in 2011, so why not. I'm lazy so I just copied the categories from last year's thread.
Best Wrestler: Austin Aries
Best Promo/interviews etc: Sting
Best Tag Team: Beer Money
Best Newcomer: Anarqqia
* I was going to put Mickie James here, but I literally had no idea she had wrestled in TNA before (also she reappeared earlier than I thought, October last year, so she's inelligible anyway).
Most Improved: Gunner
Best Person Not Primarily A Wrestler: Ric Flair
Best match that I saw: dunno
Best angle: The Bound For Glory Series
Worst Wrestler: Hernandez
Worst Promo/interviews etc: Eric Bischoff
Worst Tag Team: Eric Bischoff & Matt Hardy
Worst Newcomer: MATT HARDY
Most Deterioated: Samoa Joe
Worst Person Not Primarily A Wrestler: Eric Bischoff
Worst Match: Eric Bischoff & Matt Hardy vs Generation Me
Worst angle: "They" mark deux
Dishonourable mention: Bischoff vs Bischoff
Braden Walker Memorial Trophy: Jacqueline.
Vince Russo Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field of Shitty Fantasy Booking:
BRONZE MEDAL (it's too clever): Mastersnit:
Dixie gets the decision in court and gets full control of the company back. Determined to run the company properly, unlike Hogan and Bischoff, she decides to keep them in control of the company for the remainder of the show to give them a chance to prove themselves.
Bischoff and Hogan are flapping the whole show, barking out orders and desperately trying to impress. Nearing the end of the show, Dixie notifies them that she is not impressed. Seemingly defeated, Bischoff and Hogan trudge out to the ring to say their apparent goodbyes.
However, there is a twist in the tale. Realising that they are in full control of the show and the company, as Dixie said, Bischoff calls Dixie out to the ring and shockingly declares, "Dixie... you're fired!".
Shocked and astounded, Dixie is led from the ring by security, and has once again lost control of the company. Hogan and Bischoff stand grinning in the ring to close the show, while Tenay screams "Bastards!" on commentary to enhance the significance of their dastardly scheme.
SILVER MEDAL - V:
Here's my idea for who will be "TheMystery GM Network"
An actor with a resemblance to Vince, who can do the power strut and the mannerisms. And he'll be called Mince VcMahon.
GOLD MEDAL - Mastersnit again:
When Angelina comes around she and Winter will get down for some Hot Lesbian Action, only for Winter to reject Angelina for Velvet. Velvet knew Winter really wanted her all along and they will scissor their way to the heel locker room. Angelina will have to battle these two viscous heel lebsos until, after several sustained beatings, Mickie James will come to her aid and help her get her revenge.
Mickie and Angelina vs Velvet and Winter will happen. Mickie will be closing in on the win and Angelina's revenge will be achieved, only for Angelina to attack Mickie! What is going on?! It turns out Angelina, Winter and Velvet are all lebsos and were in cahoots all along. They plotted their plan to get at Mickie James because years back during her crazed lesbian phase, she got to kiss their ultimate fantasy Trish Stratus. Their jealousy drove them towards their heinous actions and now they had achieved their goal.
This will all happen over two weeks.
Best Wrestler: Austin Aries
Best Promo/interviews etc: Sting
Best Tag Team: Beer Money
Best Newcomer: Anarqqia
* I was going to put Mickie James here, but I literally had no idea she had wrestled in TNA before (also she reappeared earlier than I thought, October last year, so she's inelligible anyway).
Most Improved: Gunner
Best Person Not Primarily A Wrestler: Ric Flair
Best match that I saw: dunno
Best angle: The Bound For Glory Series
Worst Wrestler: Hernandez
Worst Promo/interviews etc: Eric Bischoff
Worst Tag Team: Eric Bischoff & Matt Hardy
Worst Newcomer: MATT HARDY
Most Deterioated: Samoa Joe
Worst Person Not Primarily A Wrestler: Eric Bischoff
Worst Match: Eric Bischoff & Matt Hardy vs Generation Me
Worst angle: "They" mark deux
Dishonourable mention: Bischoff vs Bischoff
Braden Walker Memorial Trophy: Jacqueline.
Vince Russo Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field of Shitty Fantasy Booking:
BRONZE MEDAL (it's too clever): Mastersnit:
Dixie gets the decision in court and gets full control of the company back. Determined to run the company properly, unlike Hogan and Bischoff, she decides to keep them in control of the company for the remainder of the show to give them a chance to prove themselves.
Bischoff and Hogan are flapping the whole show, barking out orders and desperately trying to impress. Nearing the end of the show, Dixie notifies them that she is not impressed. Seemingly defeated, Bischoff and Hogan trudge out to the ring to say their apparent goodbyes.
However, there is a twist in the tale. Realising that they are in full control of the show and the company, as Dixie said, Bischoff calls Dixie out to the ring and shockingly declares, "Dixie... you're fired!".
Shocked and astounded, Dixie is led from the ring by security, and has once again lost control of the company. Hogan and Bischoff stand grinning in the ring to close the show, while Tenay screams "Bastards!" on commentary to enhance the significance of their dastardly scheme.
SILVER MEDAL - V:
Here's my idea for who will be "The
An actor with a resemblance to Vince, who can do the power strut and the mannerisms. And he'll be called Mince VcMahon.
GOLD MEDAL - Mastersnit again:
When Angelina comes around she and Winter will get down for some Hot Lesbian Action, only for Winter to reject Angelina for Velvet. Velvet knew Winter really wanted her all along and they will scissor their way to the heel locker room. Angelina will have to battle these two viscous heel lebsos until, after several sustained beatings, Mickie James will come to her aid and help her get her revenge.
Mickie and Angelina vs Velvet and Winter will happen. Mickie will be closing in on the win and Angelina's revenge will be achieved, only for Angelina to attack Mickie! What is going on?! It turns out Angelina, Winter and Velvet are all lebsos and were in cahoots all along. They plotted their plan to get at Mickie James because years back during her crazed lesbian phase, she got to kiss their ultimate fantasy Trish Stratus. Their jealousy drove them towards their heinous actions and now they had achieved their goal.
This will all happen over two weeks.
