Have I Mentioned Recently

[Velkontés]

JANUARY 7TH - V
Oh, also, remember that episode a month ago, when Velvet was a pregnant dog to Mickie, kicking off a food fight backstage? Which ended with Sarita killing all the skanks? And then Madison Rayne called out Sarita and jobbed to her? This week Mickie and Velvet teamed against Madison and Sarita.

JANUARY 21ST - V
Taz blahed something about how Kazarian has so much confidence, he'll answer the doorbell when it rings. You'll never hear Champ call Taz a smart man.

JANUARY 24TH - Champ
I laughed when Dreamer said in regards to Jeff Hardy, I'll take care of business like I always do. Really Tommy? When was the last time you've gone 6 months without losing almost every match you were in? And when you do win, you get beat down and bloodied up afterwards by your opponent because he was embarrassed by the loss

JANUARY 28TH - V
As soon as Bischoff blahed about Angle never wrestling again you knew Angle would be wrestling again soon. But it still made me laugh when Flair reinstated him 2 minutes later.

FEBRUARY 9TH - V
Even after that match, I still don't know what a "taped fist" match is supposed to involve. Does taping your fists make you punch harder? If so, why were they doing hiptosses and the like?

FEBRUARY 12TH - MasterSnit
I was quite enjoying the Team 3D feud until D-Von's dumb looking sons got involved. During their backstage promo it looked like Winter walked into shot on her phone, then quickly backed out again. Not as bad as RVD and Kazarian having a cordial little chat about how they were going to beat each other up, but still...

FEBRUARY 20TH - V
"Falls Count Anywhere Steel Cage Matches"

FEBRUARY 20TH - V
Sarita isn't a great promo or anything, but I think she nailed it this week. Even though she did point out the stupidity of the plot when Velvet claimed she had her beat every time except for cheating. I mean, Velvet lost a strap match to Sarita because she was stupid enough to fall for the same ending that always happens in strap matches. That ain't cheating, Velvet.

FEBRUARY 23RD - V


MARCH 8TH - V
Dixie hired lawyers who couldn't beat Bischoff and Hogan in a case where the main evidence (Dixie being under duress when signing the papers) was recorded and witnessed by millions of people on TV.

APRIL 30TH - Naitch
I just read that the Jarretts challenged Prince William and Kate Middleton to a mixed tag match. Good God, this company is filled with retards at the top. I'm amazed any of the talent sticks around.

MAY 16TH - Mastersnit
Braden Walker... holy shit. That was Matt Hardy's big revelation as his tag team partner.

May 21ST - V
This week on "Wrestling Matters":

Eric Bischoff talking

Eric Bischoff predicting things that came true

Eric Bischoff wrestling

Eric Bischoff wrestling with his tag team partner Matt Hardy

Eric Bischoff wrestling with his tag team partner Matt Hardy, and winning.

JULY 8TH - Mastersnit
The British Invasion were seen getting pumped up about what they were going to do on Impact. And were never seen or heard from again the whole show.

AUGUST 21ST - V
Mexican America has an even lower percentage of Mexicans than ever before! Outstanding!

SEPTEMBER 6TH - Champ
That was totally ridiculous. She's standing there in front of the knockouts right after fucking Bischoff backstage with a power hungry look on her face and then she's being consoled as a face after he kicks her to the curb.

SEPTEMBER 24TH - V
Oh, something else that made me laugh was when Morgan closed the door for privacy yet we could still hear them talking loud and clear.

SEPTEMBER 26TH - Champ
I also laughed when Anarquia said he's afraid of needles when he has like 10 tattoos already

OCTOBER 4TH - Mastersnit
Turd 1 - "Let him get in the ring!"

Turd 2 - "Yeah, let him get in the ring"

Turd 1 - "Let him in the ring"

Turd 2 - "Get him in the ring"

Turd 1 - "Let him get in the ring"

OCTOBER 10TH - Champ
Ok Sting, I'll fight you and if I lose I'll give the company over to you and back to Dixie Carter! *OOPS, I didn't mean to just say that!*

OCTOBER 20TH - V
Joe really is a fucking idiot. At the start of the [triple threat] match he stood there imploring Crimson and Morgan to go at each other despite the fact they both hate Joe and have been baying for his blood since he injured them.

OCTOBER 29TH - Mastersnit
The stuff with the Bischoffs left me in disbelief. This is TNA and after years of watching, nothing should be able to do that now, but that crap really took the biscuit. Do they really think that a second segment with Eric Bischoff and his homosexual son is the big hook to keep the audience watching until the end of the show? Wouldn't a bigger incentive be to find out who the number one contender for the World title is going to be?

NOVEMBER 6TH - V
Matt Morgan and Crimson, two gigantic dudes, set up a match because of Twitter.

NOVEMBER 19TH - V
Even Velvet towers over Rosita. The match was one move. We finally got to see Brooke vs Velvet, which was like Hogan vs Andre of strippers who flaunt their ass. Brooke jobbed to a fucking bulldog. Velvet then jobbed to the Diva Finish. Sarita fucked something up off the ropes, then Mickie nearly fucking killed her with a DDT. Mickie then beat FOUR former world champions in quick succession, having already beaten Sarita and Angelina (yet another former world champion). I like Mickie, but this was overkill.

NOVEMBER 25TH - V
So we've got Karen, a heel, demanding the knockouts slut it up for a "lingerie bowl" for all the disgusting trolls in the audience - who cheer when she announces the match. Tenay, who is supposed to be a face, blahs something about how it wouldn't be Thanksgiving without the knockouts in lingerie. The women who rub their asses in each other faces and rub their things on the rope are all blahing about how they come here to be athletes. They then rename the match 10 seconds later to "Thanksgiving Thong Thunder", and none of the women wear thongs and in fact they're wearing more clothing than their usual ring gear and then Karen points out the stupidity of the plot.

DECEMBER 10TH - V
Of course, this being TNA what actually happened was infinitely dumber. You've got a Title match on Sunday between a champion who won both championships a month after re-debuting, against a challenger who beat most of the rest of the roster in a single gauntlet match. So of course you have the Champion almost lose to the authority figure's reluctant lackey and needing two run-ins to get the job done.

DECEMBER 15TH - Champ
When I was watching the ppv and they were interviewing AJ backstage getting taped up, something about him reminded me of Anderson and then I thought, where the hell is Anderson, by the way? It's true, the guy was like the top guy in the company 6 months ago and we already forgot he existed.

[Champ]

GOLD! I enjoyed every read on that!

That overall post should be in the papers to show just how stupid TNA really is

[Naitch]

Thats a whole years worth of TNA is fucking stupid in the booking department quotes!

[MasterSnit]

This thread it awesome! LOL!

I started reading it and laughing at all the stuff, but as I got deeper and towards the end, the constant ongoing stupidity turned me miserable. It's like it's so stupid that you can laugh at it for so long, but the more you realise just how stupid it is, it just becomes sad.

I have to applaud you for actually going back and compiling this stuff and voluntarily reliving something that would make a lesser man's brain tap out.

Are you going to keep updating the list?

[Velkontés]

MARCH 1ST, 2010 - V
I think we're supposed to forget the whole Mick Foley shareholder thing. It never made any sense to me in the first place, so it's impossible to even atttempt to explain how they got from point A to point B (point A being how no company on Earth operates, and point B being Hogan waving his hot dog around).

MARCH 14TH - V
When Nash and Hall were fighting for $25k, Taz said something on the lines of "this wasn't even an official match, so I don't know why there was a referee out here". Pointing out the stupidity of the plot doesn't make it less stupid.

MARCH 28TH - V
Opening the entire show with a 3-minute Bischoff guitar solo was hilariously dumb.

MARCH 31ST - V
Orlando Jordan doing a Lady Gaga impression (I guess) makes him 100% more interesting. Unfortunately, 100% of a small number is still a small number. Although because it's TNA they just HAD to have this big elaborate entrance followed by jack shit. Would it have killed them to have him squash a jobber or give a promo or do ANYTHING AT ALL?

APRIL 7TH - V
Yeah. They had one of their major championships change hands in a game show. I also love that Kristy said "the rules are simple" before needing half an hour to explain them.

MAY 1ST - V
This week, TNA Impact was beaten in the ratings by... the replay of TNA Impact!

JUNE 18TH - V
Bischoff wished Scott Hall a speedy recovery. Wasn't Hall a thorn in the side of TNA a few months back? I also don't get why Hall & Young had to qualify for the title match whereas the Machine Guns get a bye. In fact, I don't get why they were even stripped of the titles in the first place, seeing as they were doing a LayCool-style floating champions deal, where any combo of The Band were defending. Although Hall & Nash were the combo that initially won. Great continuity there (I don't even know if I'm being sarcastic).

JUNE 20TH - Mastersnit
So let me get this straight.

1. TNA started a rankings system and let the fans vote for who they wanted to get a title shot.

2. The fans voted overwhelmingly for Desmond Wolfe because he's fucking awesome.

3. Hogan and his monkeys are shocked by this and go "Whoa, hold on right there, brother!" and decide that they will override the fans' votes because they voted wrongly.

4. Hogan and his monkeys effectively boot Desmond's arse down the pecking order and he lands in a faction with Flair.

5. Now, after being battered around by Abyss, he's lost his girl, he's jobbing and he's not even good enough to be a member of 2010's Four Horsemen, or 'Four Poofs and a Pensioner' as I think I might call them.

6. Gay

JULY 1ST - V
last week: Sarita expresses mild annoyance at Taylor. Then, out of character, she trips up Daffney to help Taylor win.
this week: Taylor has a match against Madison. For a good portion of the match the buffoons on commentary are all WHERE'S SARITA! WHERE'S SARITA! THERE WAS DISSENSION BETWEEN THESE TWO ON XPLOSION LAST WEEK! LET'S KEEP TALKING ABOUT IT AND DRAWING ATTENTION TO IT AND OVERHYPING WHAT WAS A MILD DISAGREEMENT, JUST TO MAKE SURE THERE IS NO SUSPENSE OR SURPRISE AT WHAT WILL HAPPEN LATER IN THE SHOW!
later in the show: Sarita is beating the holy living shit out of Taylor backstage.

JULY 9TH - Naitch
Why is Doug Williams scared of heights? Do you remember how he first won the X belt? He beat Cody Deaner in a ladder match.

JULY 18TH - Champ
who the fuck kidnapped Samoa Joe?!?!?!

JULY 29TH - V
Did they really have Kazarian mock the "angry rookies" in the other promotion, only to then have a couple of security guards go toe-to-toe with two of their biggest names?

AUGUST 14TH - Champ
It was funny how Angelina won the Knockouts title and suddenly it was like, "here we go to a break!"

SEPTEMBER 18TH - Mastersnit
Oh yeah. Fortune. That group of four people Flair was looking to put together. Nice to see them all. Five of them. Of course.

OCTOBER 8TH - V
Day 1. Introduce yourself to the fans, and make sure they all remember your name. Including the people writing the captions.


OCTOBER 12TH - Champ
In the meantime, Abyss has been saying "They" are coming on 10/10/10(BFG). It turns out Sting, Nash, and Pope were right about the conspiracy and Hardy, Jarrett, Hogan, Bischoff, and Abyss basically became the company's top heels. It makes no sense though because Hardy and Abyss tried killing eachother last month

OCTOBER 14TH - Mastersnit
So, all along, it really was as simple as Sting saying, "Hi, Dixie. I think Hogan, Bischoff and that lot are parasites who are only out for themselves and you should get rid of them before it is too late."

OCTOBER 16TH - V
The Knockout Title has changed hands seven times since the beginning of April. 4 times it changed hands without the champion being pinned (2x tag matches, Lockbox, Reversal of decision), or 5 if you count that stipulation clusterfuck at Victory Road. Another time it changed in a Fingerpoke match, which leaves 1 time (one) out of 7 that it changed in an actual one-on-one wrestling match.

OCTOBER 22ND - V
What was also dumb was he [Pope] said he wasn't going to start at the bottom, he was going to start with the main man. Which I thought meant Hogan, so I was interested at this point. Then he said it was the man holding the gold, so I thought, oh, he meant Jeff Hardy. That's still good. Then he said he was challenging AJ Styles.

OCTOBER 22ND - V
Tenay had to explain to Taz why it would be harder for AJ Styles to beat Pope on his own rather than with four other people.

OCTOBER 23RD - Champ


NOVEMBER 5TH - V
Matt Morgan being booted means FOURtune is now down to five members.

NOVEMBER 8TH - Naitch
So the Congregation (Pope's fans) turned on Pope to help Abyss? Does that hurt anyone else's brains?

NOVEMBER 12TH - V
That mixed tag match has to be the worst match I've seen this year.

[remembers Kaitlyn vs Maxine]

That mixed tag match has to be the worst match I've seen this year.

NOVEMBER 14TH - Mastersnit
The likes of Sarita, Mickie, Machine Guns, etc, didn't make the show because we really needed to see that 57th segment with Bischoff hanging out in a toilet while Abyss took a dump.

NOVEMBER 17TH - Mastersnit
(editor's note: I have provided a link as this entry is too big. One of Mastersnit's finest moments)
snitskymania.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=gotopost&board=discussion&thread=1206&post=24673

NOVEMBER 18TH - Champ
I'm not keen on Abyss with a casket but I got really excited when I heard Shannon Moore was his opponent. Then it hit me that they were totally going to rip off the Undertaker and have Pope magically appear in the casket.

Really? They actually started ripping off the Undertaker/casket stuff? I can totally imagine sitting in the creative meeting in absolute disbelief that they actually agreed to do this and thought it was a good idea

NOVEMBER 19TH - V
Also, because this is TNA, the Casket Match ended with a DQ.

NOVEMBER 30TH - V
oh yeah, something else I remember from that is that TNA apparently has a Board of Directors. And apparently Dixie, Hogan and Bischoff have to answer to them! It only makes everything that's happened in the last couple months make no sense at all.

DECEMBER 3RD - Champ
So, random guys are just going to resurrect out of the casket now every week now? Really?

DECEMBER 17TH - V
AJ Styles and Bischoff backstage made me laugh. Hey everyone, let's define "irony" for Eric! How about an episode of something called "Total Nonstop Action" consisting entirely of Eric Bischoff yapping a few weeks back? Would that count?

DECEMBER 21ST - V
Apparently on Impact this week Douglas Williams is facing AJ Styles in an Iron Man Match.

A 15 minute Iron Man Match.

DECEMBER 26TH - V
Bischoff think he can escape "checkmate".

[Champ]

This week, TNA Impact was beaten in the ratings by... the replay of TNA Impact!

That one right there just says it all. It sums up every bit of TNA's overall backwardass buttfucking production

[MasterSnit]

Dec 19, 2011 12:56:14 GMT -5 Velkontés said:

Apparently on Impact this week Douglas Williams is facing AJ Styles in an Iron Man Match.

A 15 minute Iron Man Match.

And I thought it was bad that they had a 30min Iron Man match recently. Jesus. If a 30min Iron Man match is an Aluminium Man match, a 15min one is like a Biscuit Tin match.

The people that run TNA (not including the McMahon moles) should really read this thread, realise the many ways where they have gone wrong, and use it as a base to improve their show. V should also be rewarded with at least a handjob from Sarita.

[Velkontés]

Let's just make sure I get my reward before whatever the other thing was.

[Champ]

Amazing how we can still wrap up the year on all of the nonsense

DECEMBER 24th - V

Yeah, she was great but Karen got fired last week and Madison just randomly fucking announced she was in control. Wouldn't Tara and Tessmacher go "oh, rlly?" and then perhaps go and confirm it with the ACTUAL people in charge?



DECEMBER 30TH - V

TNA attempted more retroactive continuity fixing this week, when Sting mentioned that Karen had an airtight contract. The week after he fired her.

sigh


And, uh, other stuff happened this week? Oh, there was an on-a-pole match. Of course.



DECEMBER 30TH - Champ

TNA is the god awful WORST with utilizing talent. It's like they even try to shock you on who they're going to use that month.

Did V or anyone ever mention that TNA is.......forget it

[Velkontés]

JANUARY 13TH - Champ
For the first time in a REALLLLLY long time, a heel turn is actually making sense. Kaz didn't just turn on AJ. Daniels is basically holding Kaz hostage over something and forcing him to do what he says. See, that's way better than what I thought it was going to be! Great job TNA!

JANUARY 22ND - Mastersnit
Joe and Magnus' finisher is really good. The first time they did it on A.J. a few weeks back at the PPV I was mighty impressed. They wreck the opponent with four moves in about four seconds and finish it off with a classic flying elbow. It's awesome.

FEBRUARY 18TH - V
Madison being THAT fucking sneaky and THAT fucking smart was awesomeness. Watch the beginning again - they come out to Madison's music, and Madison takes Kristy's microphone away before she can announce Madison as a participant. That's some great writing right there.

MARCH 14TH - Champ
Mr Joseph Park Esquire!!!

I don't know why, I'm so marking out for this!

APRIL 14TH - V
Actually, given how people always interfere in wrestling weddings, holding it in a Steel Cage is pretty damn smart.

MAY 5TH - V
Holy shit, I marked out for Tessmacher hitting Gail with the Eat Dafeet. I'm not even kidding. That was great!

JUNE 16TH - Champ
Bully Ray may be the best heel in wrestling right now. The guy just has that heel "it". I also hope Joseph Park sticks around for a while. Kayfabe aside, Chris Park is showing just how talented he really is pulling off these complete opposite gimmicks and really making you feel like it's 2 people. [...] Wow this is scary, TNA actually did all the right things this week!

JUNE 30TH - V
This week's show was a blast I thought. An A+ effort.

JULY 6TH - Champ
It actually does seem like TNA has been getting a little more consistent with their writing as of late. The last few live shows I've actually been enjoying.

JULY 11TH - Naitch
TNA has kept my interest pretty good lately. I felt surprised by Aries beating Roode for the title. I thought for sure he was going to lose and this was another big fuck you from TNA, glad I was wrong.

DECEMBER 1ST - V
TNA seem to have gotten a lot better at pacing their shows. Just when I was starting to get tired of the opening Hogan family drama, they cut to Aries, who was awesome.


hahahahaha! Sweeeerrrrvvvvvveeee!

[MasterSnit]

Out of the whole year, it seems TNA did 11 things well. Just think, Bischoff will be back next year so that number will likely drop to about 3.

[Velkontés]

ok here's the real one

JANUARY 10TH - V
There was a lot of partners turning on each other in that tournament, now you mention it. Shannon turned on Anarqqia. RVD turned on Daniels. Abyss turned on Steiner. And Kazarian turned on AJ. There were only 7 matches in the tournament and yet 4 of them had partners turning on each other.

JANUARY 13TH - Naitch
Holy shit the ending of Hardy vs Roode was dumb. They followed up a decent show with really no ending at all. All of the sudden just 3 wrestlers and a ref just laying around and some music (which at first I thought must have been Garrett Bischoffs) and just end it. Lame.

JANUARY 14TH - V
Did they really draw attention to the fact that one of their wrestlers has to have a second job at Hooters?

JANUARY 29TH - V
Taz: "No fancy outfits for Mickie James, she's all about dungarees. Or as the kids call it, blue jeans. Or denim, I guess."

FEBRUARY 8TH - Mastersnit
Instead of all that though, they should have just went with:

Who is Gahht Bischoff's trainah?

Is it Hulk Hogan?

Yes.

FEBRUARY 11TH - V
Hulk Hogan promised to "put an end to Eric Bischoff's demise"

MARCH 4TH - V
Angelina is in a tag team with Winter. Sarita is in a tag team with Rosita. Last time we saw Velvet and Mickie together, Mickie was being a dick to her. So of course this week we get Sarita and Angelina vs Velvet and Mickie.

Another gem from Taz this week: "there's a strange dichotomy between these three."

MARCH 11TH - V
That main event was so fucking stupid. You had one of the biggest names in wrestling get his ass kicked, then tag in a Bischoff, who schooled two other men (including a former Olympic Champion) like he was John fucking Cena or something. Unbelievable.

MARCH 11TH - V
Storm superkicked Roode, in the ring, right in front of Hebner, and he didn't call a DQ. Instead the match just ended and Storm's music played.

MARCH 17TH - Mastersnit
Gunner got a bit twitchy when Abyss questioned him about Abyss' disappearance. So I'm gonna assume Gunner is completely innocent.

MARCH 31ST - V
"I trust Sting implicitly, I always have". That's right everyone, something stupid happened within the first three seconds of Impact this week. She sure as fuck didn't trust Sting when he was right about Hogan & Bischoff being up to no good, and she lost her damn company because of it. I mean, I know wrestling companies expect us to forget little continuity flaws, but that was a pretty big plot point in one their biggest angles of the last few years.

APRIL 8TH - Mastersnit
Yeah, so all of a sudden Angelina and Winter don't like each other. You know what, is their a second weekly TNA show that none of us has ever heard of where stuff like this goes down? Maybe they had a split that made perfect sense, but we've just never seen it happen because we aren't aware of TNA Thunder and Crack-Piping, every Satday at 10.00 on Spike.

APRIL 28TH - V
You know, [Open Fight Night]'s not a bad idea in principle, but.. oh god, Borash calling out... Bischoff. Employees? Are we going to get the caterers calling out the accountants?

Garrett Bischoff saw his dad bullying people to get his way, and then waited 30 years before doing anything about it.

APRIL 28TH - Mastersnit
Why did they blur and bleep the name 'Eric Bischoff' last week and then not this week? Why?

MAY 12TH - Champ
I thought Hogan was going to say, but if you win RVD, you'll become the new champion tonight and defend against Roode this Sunday. What kind of "magic" incentive is picking the stipulation thing vs. a match where there's a 75% chance you can lose without being involved in the fall?

MAY 20TH - V
The undefeated Crimson lost another match.

MAY 26TH - V
Did Kurt Angle (of ALL people) really ask what the importance of being the longest reigning World Champion of all time is?

JUNE 2ND - V
So they introduced a new "Executive in charge of the Knockouts", and the Knockouts don't get a match on Impact in the first time in forever.

JUNE 9TH - V
I also have to admit that I laughed at Dixie's bleep-strewn rant at the beginning, and the fact the TNA production crew didn't know what the hell was going on. What a surprise. You get so used to wrestling being funny that you never stop to think "the production guys running tape showing their BOSS in a bad light is really stupid".

JUNE 25TH - Mastersnit
What an indecisive bunch the Hogans are. It takes them hours to make simple decisions. I did have to laugh though, that when it came down to Velvet and Mickie, she was seen in her office just looking at a couple of pictures. One of Mickie and one of Velvet. I'm sure that brainstorming session really made her reach that final decision.

AUGUST 6TH - Mastersnit
"Hi Kurt, I'm Wes Brisco. You might recognise me from kicking your ass with all my buddies a couple of weeks ago."

AUGUST 11TH - V
Claire cheering AJ on was funny. Then Angle killed AJ with a move, AJ is writhing in pain on the mat, they cut back to Claire, and she's got the same expression on her face. Amazing. She is the worst actress I've ever seen. I mean, does she need cue cards or something?

AUGUST 19TH - V
it made me laugh that Brooke waited until Hebner had fucked up THREE times - and AFTER her marquee title had changed hands - before giving him the boot.

And then we had quite the ridiculous stipulation for this month's Kofi Kingston vs Jack Swagger match. "If you beat me, I'll admit I'm the father. If I beat you, I'll take a paternity test." Is AJ literally retarded? Why not just take the paternity test in the first place? Should I be grateful that there wasn't a box marked "PATERNITY TEST KIT" on a pole match?

SEPTEMBER 22ND - v
The Greatest Man That Ever Lived has an inferiority complex about Jeff Hardy.

SEPTEMBER 29TH - V
They've now rejected the two best guys to compete in this thing now, one because he's been around for 10 years, and the other because he's only 18.

OCTOBER 6TH - V
I mean, they were all booing and laughing at Joey Ryan for signing the contract. "Ahh, we got you there, didn't we, ho ho ho". The dude is getting a match on THE BIGGEST SHOW OF THE YEAR. Rob Van Dam hasn't got a match on the show yet. Mr Anderson hasn't got a match yet. Gail Kim hasn't got a match yet. That's three former World Champions, and Ryan's cut right in front of them in the line. Kayfabe-wise, Ryan's going to make a lot of fake fame and fake money.

OCTOBER 13TH - V
I groaned when Austin Aries screwed up "the script". This angle... ugh...

OCTOBER 29TH - Naitch
Something that's been bothering me with Aces and Eights. Why didn't they just call the cops to get Joseph Park. It's not it's a hard thing to find a biker club hangout. They go to jail, don't continue to beat the crap out of your roster and you stopped a hostage situation. Your a hero if you call the cops on something like that.

NOVEMBER 2ND - V
Matt Morgan went all the way to Hogan's Beach Shop to suck.

AJ Styles reminded us all of a really stupid TNA angle for the sole purpose of mocking the other promotion for ripping if off. God.

NOVEMBER 24TH - Mastersnit
I also couldn't take the A+8s attack seriously. They couldn't take a whizz in the parking lot without getting chased out of town by the entire roster a couple of months ago, but now they can murder Hall of Fame level legends, and people like Sting and Magnus, and nobody can be bothered getting up to help.

DECEMBER 9TH - Mastersnit
I couldn't stop laughing when it cut backstage to Aces and Eights hanging out in their room with their hoes, listening to their own theme tune playing out of what must have been a gramophone. LOL. Doc was standing about all mad, probably because he was being driven insane by the same tinny song playing over and over.





Maybe they did read this thread last year, because while a lot of stupid things happened this year, to me most of them were in the 4-7 range on the stupidometer. There didn't seem to be as many "Pope's Congregation Turns On The Pope" level stupid things.

Trawling through the TNA thread also reminded me of that "Madison loves Earl Hebner" angle that I had completely forgotten about. Man, that literally went nowhere whatsoever, didn't it? Perhaps a vanload of ninjas kidnapped their love.

[MasterSnit]

LOL. V, I admire you for being able to read through a whole year's worth of TNA crack. I laughed most at the Taz quotes.

Taz: "No fancy outfits for Mickie James, she's all about dungarees. Or as the kids call it, blue jeans. Or denim, I guess."

Another gem from Taz this week: "there's a strange dichotomy between these three."


Taz is so stupid that sometimes (rarely) he'll say something that goes beyond being potentially infuriating and becomes absolutely hilarious.

[Champ]

yeah there was a time that Taz infuriated the shit out of me but now I laugh at his stupidity