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Post by Velkontés on Feb 5, 2012 6:16:38 GMT -5
Man, the Diva division really is utterly pathetic right now. I actually feel slightly sorry for Natalya because she's one of the only Divas left who is a career wrestler rather than a model with moves.
And seeing as Maryse was garbage-trucked I've updated my list:
1. Sarita 2. Kaitlyn 3. Eve Torres 4. Alicia Fox 5. Nikki Bella 6. Layla 7. Winter 8. Tessmacher 9. Gail Kim 10. Mickie James 11. Tara 12. Rosita 13. Natalya 14. AJ Lee 15. Madison Rayne 16. Velvet Sky 17. Rosa Mendez 18. Brie Bella 19. SoCal Val 20. Beth Phoenix 21. Kristy Hemme 22. Kelly Kelly 23. Lillian Garcia 24. Aksana 25. ODB 26. Angelina Love 27. Tamina 28. Traci Brooks 29. Kharma
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Post by MasterSnit on Feb 6, 2012 17:37:50 GMT -5
They have all of a sudden made Beth out to be some ruthless badass after months of being rolled around by Kelly Kelly. Seems obvious they will have Kong challenge her for the belt at WrestleMania.
It's funny how on your unofficial and incorrect list that there is a twin at number 5 and the other twin way down at number 18.
And I thought you wanted to do deplorable things to AJ? Yet she is only number 14. Getting ran over by the Big Show must have made her ugly.
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Post by Velkontés on Feb 7, 2012 13:06:49 GMT -5
It's funny how on your official and correct list that there is a twin at number 5 and the other twin way down at number 18. One twin has an ugly skank tattoo. She's still really annoying though.
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Post by MasterSnit on May 1, 2012 16:12:39 GMT -5
The Bella twins got "fired". I'll miss them. ![:(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/sad.png)
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Post by Champ on May 2, 2012 22:23:18 GMT -5
I actually heard their contract was up after April 30th and they most likely were'n t signing on again. I guess it was true! ![:-[](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/embarrassed.png)
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Post by Velkontés on Jul 16, 2012 3:20:40 GMT -5
Hey everyone, I've updated my list! What an entirely mature, not-creepy thing for a 32-year-old man to do!
1 Sarita 2 Kaitlyn 3 AJ 4 Eve 5 Tessmacher 6 Alicia Fox 7 Gail Kim 8 Layla 9 Winter 10 Naomi 11 Mickie James 12 Natalya 13 Rosita 14 Tara 15 Madison Rayne 16 Taylor Hendrix 17 Rosa Mendez 18 Beth Phoenix 19 Kristy Hemme 20 Velvet Skye 21 Kelly Kelly 22 Aksana 23 Lillian Garcia 24 ODB 25 Tamina Snuka 26 Cameron 27 Brooke Hogan
It's funny, I put this list together without looking at the last one, and I've got everyone in moreoreless the same order, save for bumping AJ up a lot. So apparently I'm consistent.
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Post by MasterSnit on Jul 18, 2012 17:17:24 GMT -5
Kaitlyn was looking pretty good on SmackDown last week. She also unleashed another patented gore in that match.
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Post by Velkontés on Jul 19, 2012 0:19:00 GMT -5
Kaitlyn: Female Ryback would be a funny gimmick.
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Post by MasterSnit on Jul 22, 2012 8:14:56 GMT -5
Yeah, with theme music and entrance included.
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Post by Velkontés on Jul 24, 2012 12:07:16 GMT -5
You know, I was joking... but... if they actually did have her throw bombs on female jobbers every week, whilst being a hot blonde, I wonder how the crowd would take to her.
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Post by Champ on Jul 28, 2012 21:56:59 GMT -5
1. AJ 2. Tessmacher 3. Eve 4. Mickie 5. Madison 6. Kaitlyn 7. Rosa 8. Layla 9. Rosita 10. Winter 11. Velvet 12. Christy hemme 13. Taelor 14. Aksana 15. Kelly 16. Sarita 17. Beth 18. Tara 19. Gail 20. Alicia 21. Cameron 22. Lillian 23. Natty 24. Tamina 25. Brooke 26. Naomi 27. ODB
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Post by Velkontés on Oct 1, 2012 11:29:07 GMT -5
Another bulletin from the Useless Information Dept.:
30.03.2009 World Wrestling Entertainment 18 Woman: Alicia Fox, Brie Bella, Eve Torres, Gail Kim, Kelly Kelly, Maria, Melina, Mickie James & Tiffany defeat Beth Phoenix, Jillian Hall, Katie Lea, Layla, Maryse, Michelle McCool, Natalya, Nikki Bella & Rosa Mendes (1:41) WWE Monday Night RAW #827 @ American Airlines Center in Dallas, Texas, USA
Gotta love that an 18-person tag match can't even go two minutes. Anyway:
Alicia Fox and Eve are the only survivors from the face team
Rosa, Natalya, Layla and Beth are the survivors from the heel team. Beth might be gone soon too.
If Phoenix does leave, that will be 13 out the door. And they've brought in Tamina, AJ, Aksana, Kaitlyn and Brodus' dancers. It's just getting sad now.
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Post by MasterSnit on Oct 1, 2012 18:10:07 GMT -5
Yeah, the division does need a bit of a boost. They could bolster the roster by bringing the Bella twins back. ![](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6tddukkjr1qci1q1o1_1280.jpg) There's four of them now.
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Post by Velkontés on Oct 2, 2012 0:39:23 GMT -5
I was just watching a bit of Raw's main event over my morning coffee. I don't think I can watch any more matches involving AJ because it turns me into such a fucking loser. Holy god she looked good in that ref outfit. Then they switch camera angles and half the screen is basically her ass and I'm thinking "just stop it yeah I know I need to get a girlfriend".
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Post by Champ on Oct 5, 2012 13:01:21 GMT -5
Don't feel bad V, I'm in the same boat as you and I'm also 33
I actually read a rumor that may be good. Apparently, Trips wants to boost the diva division back up. Coincidentally, the week after I read that, Natalya and Beth had an awesome match.
From what it said, TEVPOTR was the reason the diva division was supermodels with little talent. Trips wants to bring back women's WRESTLING again. Hey, they got an extra hour on Raw, instead of 10,000 Del Rio, Ziggler, Orton segments a week, they have the time for good diva storylines now. Or how about giving the divas a 1 hr show a week. People would watch it! That way they profit off the divas as well as giving them work
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