Creepy Boner Update

[Velkontés]

As you all know, I am an enlightened, thoughtful, handsome man. And I don't think enough credit is given to female practioners of the art of pro-wrestling. So, to that end I have decided to start this topic, in which...

...I list the order in which I would bang all the divas/knockouts on the major league rosters!

1 Maryse
2 Sarita
3 Kaitlyn
4 Nikki Bella
5 Alicia Fox
6 Layla
7 Eve Torres
8 Velvet
9 Gail Kim
10 Mickie James
11 Tessmacher
12 Tara
13 Brie Bella
14 Rosita
15 Winter
16 Canadian McBoobsy
17 Madison Rayne
18 Beth Phoenix
19 Rosa Mendez
20 Melina
21 AJ Lee
22 Kelly Kelly
23 Kristy Hemme
24 Cookie
25 So Cal Val
26 Angelina Love
27 ODB
28 Tamina


Obviously my list is the correct one, but feel free to point out where you would differ with your incorrect opinions

[Champ]

OF COURSE you're list is the correct one V! Just as mine is the CORRECT one too!

I DO have to agree with your #1 pick though. There's just something ridiculously hot about Maryse








1. Maryse
2. Tessmacher(her body is just too retarded)
3. Rosa Mendez
4. BRIE Bella
5. Layla
6. Kaitlyn
7. Melina(I'm coming out of the Melina closet. I think she'd be a great fuck)
8. Eve
9. velvet
10. Christy Hemme
11. Mickie
12. AJ
13. Sarita
14. Nikki Bella
15. Kelly
16. Rosita
17. Madison
18. Winter
19. Tara(she's lookin a bit rough these days)
20. Alicia(I'm not really into black chicks)
21. Beth
22. Angelina
23. Gail
24. Tamina
25. Canadian McBoobsy
26. Cookie
27. ODB
28. So Cal Val

[Velkontés]

Jun 9, 2011 15:04:04 GMT -5 Champ said:

19. Tara(she's lookin a bit rough these days)
20. Alicia(I'm not really into black chicks)

Tara still has a rockin' bod though. I would have ranked Fox even higher if she hadn't gotten so skinny.

So after all that fawning over Kaitlyn and Beth, and you only rank them 6 & 21? lol

I should point out that I would be pretty damn happy to score with any of the top 26 out of 28 on my list.

[Champ]

SM you gotta fix that. My exact comments are still on your list, Winter is up there twice, and Kelly and Melina is gone lol

So after all that fawning over Kaitlyn and Beth, and you only rank them 6 & 21?

Well, Beth is still a bit dudish. The thing with Kaitlyn is, she's SMOKIN but the girls I ranked above her just carry themselves in a sexier way to me

[MasterSnit]

OK, here is the real correct list.


1. Maryse
2. Mickie
3. Eve
4. Beth
5. Kaitlyn
6. Natalya
7. Layla
8. Madison
9. Alicia
10. Sarita
11. Gail
12. ODB
13. AJ
14. Winter
15. Nikki Bella
16. Brie Bella
17. Tara
18. Melina
19. Velvet
20. So Cal Val
21. Tessmacher
22. Tamina
23. Cookie
24. Angelina Love
25. Christy Hemme
26. Rosa Mendez
27. Rosita
28. Kelly

[Champ]

Natty at 6 and ODB at 12? MS likes em big and BAMMMM!

[MasterSnit]

Hell yeah.

Looking back, I'm surprised I don't have Natalya higher. And I would totally let ODB molest me.

Baaaaaaaaaam!

[Champ]

I can't believe none of these companies can come up with anything for Daffney. The chick totally gets what she's doing out there and she's uniquely hot

[MasterSnit]

Yeah, I agree. In relation to this thread Daffney would be right up there on my list.






























Also



I hate Stevie Richards.

[Champ]

Oh fuck him!

Where's that pic from?

[Velkontés]

Jun 17, 2011 14:16:07 GMT -5 Champ said:

I can't believe none of these companies can come up with anything for Daffney. The chick totally gets what she's doing out there and she's uniquely hot

Well Smackdown is thin on the Diva side of things. If she doesn't get a call now she never will.

[MasterSnit]

Jun 17, 2011 20:27:05 GMT -5 Champ said:

Oh fuck him!

Where's that pic from?

I saw it a while back and can't remember what the story behind it is. Looks as though they are an actual couple, though.

[Champ]

I thought she got married to a non wrestler

[MasterSnit]

Looks like that non wrestler got Stevie Kicked to the curb.

[Champ]

God damn him, she's so hot just from the bare back and up