Obvious Troll Is Obvious

[Velkontés]

I can't stop laughing at this. Take it away, Kevin Nash:

"When Benoit and Guerrero hugged [at the end of WrestleMania XX], that was the end of the business," he said. "Has business been the same since that WrestleMania? Has it come close to the Austin era? Has it come close to the NWO or the Hogan era? You put two fucking guys that were great workers that were the same height as the fucking referees, and I'm sorry, man. Are you going to watch a porno movie with a guy with a three-inch dick? Even if you're not gay, you will not watch a porno movie with a guy with a three-inch dick. That's not the standard in porno films. So you put a 5-foot-7 guy as your world champion."

Nash took the analogy to current main eventers C.M. Punk and Daniel Bryan as well, noting, "They are not bigger than life. I bet they could both walk through airports and not be noticed unless they have a gimmick shirt on and the belt."


Well, are you going to watch a porno movie with a guy with a three-inch dick? That's some top-quality trolling right there.

[MasterSnit]

The sad thing is, I don't even think Nash is trolling here. As far as I remember Nash has always held a similar view to this. It's quite telling that when the likes of Eddie, Jericho and Benoit were in WCW, they were considered "vanilla midgets" by the likes of Nash and therefore didn't receive big pushes. Yet by the time WrestleMania XX came around, WCW was dead and buried and Eddie and Benoit were peaking in a company that is still flourishing today with more average sized wrestlers.

[Velkontés]

So in other words, Mastersnit likes to watch porno with guys with three-inch dicks. Such as his home videos.

[Champ]

All this is really easy to say when you're blessed enough to be 6'17 and 350lbs like Nash

[Velkontés]

The most obvious way it's silly is because how can you say that Eddie Guerrero wasn't larger than life? Meanwhile Matt Morgan is 7' and just a dude.

[MasterSnit]

Aug 18, 2012 1:20:14 GMT -5 Velkontés said:

So in other words, Mastersnit likes to watch porno with guys with three-inch dicks. Such as his home videos.

Did you just get me?

I think you just got me.