Tara back with TNA

[Champ]

- The woman who rode in on a motorcycle dressed in black at last night's TNA Victory Road pay-per-view during the TNA Knockouts Title match between Angelina Love and Madison Rayne was none other than the returning Lisa Marie Varon, known as Tara or Victoria.

Tara got Madison Rayne DQ'd which saw her lose the Knockouts Title by referee decision to Angelina Love. Tara is back with the company full-time.

[Velkontés]

Am I reading this right?

The stipulation was that if a Beautiful Person caused the DQ, Angelina wins the title. Even though the ref can't see who it is, he awards the belt to Angelina when the biker chick interferes. WTF?

So if that was Tara, why is she even wearing a crash helmet? TARA ISN'T A MEMBER OF THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE AS DEFINED BY THE STIPULATION. Seeing as Madison rode off with the biker chick, she must be in cahoots with her, so why not just get her to TAKE THE FUCKING HELMET OFF so that THE REF CAN SEE THE ATTACKER ISN'T A BEAUTIFUL PERSON and thus that MADISON RETAINS HER TITLE.

Or, in fact, if Madison and Tara are in cahoots, why not get Tara to do a run-in where she isn't in disguise? A normal run-in where the ref can clearly see it isn't a Beautiful Person attacking Angelina, and can announce a normal DQ which results in Madison retaining the title?

Oh right, because they want to SURPRISE us at the next Impact. SURPRISING US is more important than MAKING ANY FUCKING SENSE.











God, this company.


I'm beginning to think they are deliberately making the Knockouts Division look bad so they can then turn around and say, "hey, women don't draw, brutha".

[Velkontés]

oh my god

I just read the spoilers for the next two episodes of Impact, and they somehow make the Knockout Title situation even dumber.

They might as well throw that thing in the bin and blow it up now.

[Champ]

Yeah I read the spoilers too. I think Hulk Hogan is actually a wrestling idiot savant. He was amazing at making his own character work but sucks at everything else

[Velkontés]

All of Hulk Hogan's ideas would work perfectly if the people doing them were Hulk Hogan.

What they're doing to the Knockouts' title is failure on such a basic level of storytelling. What the fuck was the point of doing that? What possible effect were they trying to achieve with those plot points? It's just shit happening for the sake of shit happening.

As you've also read the spoilers, the big angle they're doing on those shows seems like desparation to me. Like they're finally losing their marbles. They're fucking terrified of doing anything new or imaginative.