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Post by Champ on Nov 17, 2010 21:47:46 GMT -5
That was the best part of this thread
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Post by Velkontés on Nov 18, 2010 0:52:08 GMT -5
hahahaha
Bravo, Mastersnit
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Post by Champ on Nov 18, 2010 23:53:04 GMT -5
It's funny, I was watching Flair vs. Morgan tonight and thought, wow TNA finally went 2 hrs with no heel or face turns for a change. Then Doug Williams turns face.
I'm not keen on Abyss with a casket but I got really excited when I heard Shannon Moore was his opponent. Then it hit me that they were totally going to rip of the Undertaker and have Pope magically appear in the casket.
Really? They actually started ripping off the Undertaker/casket stuff? I can totally imagine sitting in the creative meeting in absolute disbelief that they actually agreed to do this and thought it was a good idea
I'm surprisingly entertained by Jeff Jarrett lately. I actually enjoyed the MMA segment
Tara the Cougar. I can dig that
I'm noticing more and more every week how much Angelina Love looks like a tranny. She's not good looking at all
Speaking of the Beautiful People, Sabin is banging Velvet? Good for him! I still think Velvet is hot
TNA Mickie annoys me
Rhino is good on the mic.....when he's actually given a mic
QUOTE THE HAULKSTER, NEVERMORE!
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Post by Velkontés on Nov 19, 2010 9:08:54 GMT -5
Really? They actually started ripping off the Undertaker/casket stuff? I can totally imagine sitting in the creative meeting in absolute disbelief that they actually agreed to do this and thought it was a good idea Yeah, no kidding. Makes no sense out of context. But not surprising, given how trigger-happy they are with their stipulations. It's like a video game. You'd think having Ric Flair wrestle Matt Morgan would be a perfectly acceptable main event, but they had to add all that blather about Morgan choosing a ref or whatever it was. Also, because this is TNA, the Casket Match ended with a DQ. Have I mentioned recently that TNA is fucking stupid? Because TNA is fucking stupid. Yes, I enjoyed the MMA segment too. I now know what to do if I slip on a banana skin during a fight. This week's intergender tag match was 1000 times better than last week's. Rhino had a sound argument for his actions. I've liked Mickie so far. I actually thought Angelina looked better this week than usual. She has personality, she just wears way too much make up. I'd rather they don't go the lesbian route with Winter. It would be more interesting (to me) if Angelina has a mental disorder and "Winter" is trying to get her to kill herself (and "join her" in the afterlife or whatever). Abyss having to sell for Shannon Moore was just sad. Flair was awesome. "Don't be looking over there, keep your eyes on God" I actually think they're doing a good job with Jeff Hardy's new persona. Shame nobody's going to see it. Oh, and very little Bischoff this week.
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Post by Naitch on Nov 19, 2010 22:53:30 GMT -5
The in ring stuff was good. Douglas turning face was one of the few turns that made sense. Rhino after explaining it also made sense. The rest, not so much. When the main event started I knew someone was switching sides. I thought it would be someone going heel though.
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Post by Champ on Nov 21, 2010 16:17:39 GMT -5
holy crap, that's right. I didn't even think of that. WOW!
Yeah if they're going to do a dumb angle with a chick only Angelina can see, they may as well go full on bizarre with it. The ending of the angle could be awesome. We could just find out Winter is real and hates Angelina and simply wanted her to die
Douglas going face was inevitable I suppose. It was just ironic how I was thinking, wow no turns, then Douglas turns.
And who can blame Rhino after that explanation?
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Post by Velkontés on Nov 26, 2010 13:49:32 GMT -5
FOURtune now has FOUR MEMBERS! Hooray! Well done, TNA! Here, have a medal. Jesus.
Jeff Hardy's dinner entrance was funny. This is the most I've ever liked Jeff Hardy. Also, "I'm thankful for Beer." "I'm thankful for Money." That made me laugh way more than it should have.
Jeff Jarrett putting an armbar on a little girl. That's some quality heeling there. Jeff Jarrett hitting someone with a guitar in an MMA match. That's some quality heeling there.
Sarita happened to wander across the catfight and then beat the shit out of the three skanks just because. That ruled. Then she got called out by the World Champion and beat her. I mean, it's TNA so I'm sure they'll Bischoff this Sarita push, but I'll enjoy it while it lasts.
The opening promo kinda blew. I really like Douglas Williams (he's from Reading!), but calling AJ Styles a virgin is dumb.
I had to find a clip of that "Reaction" show to actually see the Dixie Carter deal, despite it being promised the entire show. Or to put it another way, Bischoff guaranteed Dixie Carter was showing up on Impact and she didn't.
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Post by Champ on Nov 27, 2010 16:42:04 GMT -5
This is the most I've ever enjoyed Jeff Jarrett. The MMA stuff has been great for him. Last week was good and the video with the kids this week was gold
Jeff Hardy has been cutting the best promos of his career too. I actually really like angry "god" heel Jeff.
It seems like they're trying to get the knockouts to take a huge shit on the WWE divas every week with these intense parking lot brawls. The knockouts definitely are more entertaining than the divas. So they're doing something right. Even the Knockout promos are better
Samoa Joe still annoys the shit out of me. He's too fuckin stubborn lol
Come on TNA, keep it up. There's only two ways to book Bischoff, the wrong way, and the golden way
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Post by Velkontés on Nov 28, 2010 0:29:24 GMT -5
Jeff Hardy has been cutting the best promos of his career too. I actually really like angry "god" heel Jeff. Can you imagine Matt trying to do this character? TNA is going to suck when they bring him in as the saviour.
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Post by Champ on Nov 28, 2010 17:01:54 GMT -5
When they bring Matt in as "face Jeff" the kids as well as the adults will have no one to look up to anymore
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Post by MasterSnit on Nov 29, 2010 17:08:34 GMT -5
I watched Impact last night. Well, just kinda skipped through it more than anything.
Sarita kicking ass and taking names was cool.
Long-ass Bubba Dudley promos are gonna get really old really fast.
The tag team champions have to resort to beating up a pair of twins who were probably just looking for an autograph to get on TV. They'll be posting their 5 star title defences on YouTube before too long while we get half a dozen backstage skits of Abyss performing monster sex moves on Janice.
MMA Jarrett is pretty funny. It's stupid, but different and entertaining.
I saw the bit with Dixie giving the old guys here "LETTER FROM MY LAWYER". Now that I think about it, I don't think Morgan revealed who the ref was going to be. I don't care enough to check.
Taz annoys me every week, but this week he seemed even STUPIDER than usual.
And God damn can Tommy Dreamer please fuck the fuck off?! Him and his whining voice. I wish Rhino had just pulled out a Tommy Gun and took him out right there in the ring.
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Post by Velkontés on Nov 30, 2010 12:31:44 GMT -5
I saw the bit with Dixie giving the old guys here "LETTER FROM MY LAWYER". oh yeah, something else I remember from that is that TNA apparently has a Board of Directors. And apparently Dixie, Hogan and Bischoff have to answer to them! It only makes everything that's happened in the last couple months make no sense at all. Have I mentioned recently that TNA is fucking stupid? Because TNA is fucking stupid.
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Post by Champ on Dec 1, 2010 18:20:26 GMT -5
That's what I couldn't figure out. I was downgrading my own intelligence because I thought something went over my head. I thought the whole point was Hogan and Bischoff were in "complete" charge
TNA is pretty fucking dumb too
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Post by MasterSnit on Dec 2, 2010 16:13:59 GMT -5
Weren't Hogan and Bischoff initially only signed for a year? If those who run TNA have any sense they should throw their asses in the garbage truck whenever those contracts are up.
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Post by Champ on Dec 3, 2010 8:12:47 GMT -5
Impact was better than usual yesterday. Probably because there was no Hogan, Bischoff, or Dixie
I liked the Mickie and Tara Brawl. I don't know if anyone saw Reaction but Tara goes, ow, she hit me in my privates lol.
Eric Young was so funny too because he was talking about Mickie injuring Tara's "vag bone"
Mickie's actually a much better singer than Jericho
I also found great amusement when Morgan told the rookie ref that Eric Bischoff is a "walking screwup". It's about time that's being acknowledged in TNA
Why is it that I can see Anderson turning heel Sunday and screwing Morgan out of the title, thus making NO sense? Oh, I know why, because TNA's booking is fucking stupid and they can't go 2 weeks without a "major" swerve.
After last night, I'm actually liking the Dudley feud. It came off very real because everything you've ever heard in the dirt sheets about the Dudleys they brought into the feud. Devon also cut his best promo I can recall last night. But the thing I think I appreciated most about it last night is I actually want to see Devon, the face, kick the shit out of Bubba, the heel.
Douglas Williams finisher is great. It's good to see him get a push
Another thing from Reaction, if you guys caught it, it looked like James Storm was legitimately getting pissed off at Roode because he kept cutting him off when they were interviewed in the back. Watch the part where they were asked about Gen Me and MCMG. For some reason Roode wouldn't shut the hell up
I like that Beer Money is losing a lot more because when they lose, it's not like a depush, it's always more of an upset and it just makes the other teams look better. Beer Money wins when it counts. The tag division is probably the best booked division in TNA
Robbie E is great. It's not even so much Robbie E as much as it is the guy who plays Robbie E. He's so great at selling and looking like a jackass. He's really taking this gimmick and running with it. Cookie is fucking annoying
So, random guys are just going to resurrect out of the casket now every week now? Really?
Ok show. Excellent show, for TNA standards
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