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Post by MasterSnit on Oct 14, 2010 16:47:33 GMT -5
So, all along, it really was as simple as Sting saying, "Hi, Dixie. I think Hogan, Bischoff and that lot are parasites who are only out for themselves and you should get rid of them before it is too late."
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Post by Champ on Oct 15, 2010 11:41:08 GMT -5
Yeah, little things like that are why TNA can be so retarded
However, and I can't believe I'm going to say this, but I really enjoyed Impact last night. I like how they revamped 75% of the roster with heel and face turns with one angle. I also like who the heels and faces are now.
In general, I think TNA can really be onto something with this, providing they don't fuck it up
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Post by Naitch on Oct 15, 2010 13:49:20 GMT -5
I enjoyed Impact too. I know they are going to fuck it up so I'm keeping my hopes down.
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Post by Velkontés on Oct 16, 2010 14:01:44 GMT -5
So, all along, it really was as simple as Sting saying, "Hi, Dixie. I think Hogan, Bischoff and that lot are parasites who are only out for themselves and you should get rid of them before it is too late." Another way of putting it is that Dixie got outsmarted by Bischoff. And Sting knew better all along. That must make Dixie the stupidest person on Earth. Oh, here's something I put together while watching Smackdown. Skip to the bottom if you want the short version: April 5 Angelina Love opened a box and won Tara's Knockout Title April 18 Madison Rayne pinned Tara in a tag match to win Angelina Love's Knockout Title May 3 Madison Rayne, Velvet Sky & Lacey Von Erich beat Tara, Sarita & Taylor Wilde to retain the Knockout Tag Titles. And the Knockout's Title. May 16 Madison Rayne beat Tara in a Title vs Career match. Tara would return to TNA on July 11. June 17 Lacey Von Erich defeated Angelina Love by DQ when Love DDT'd Lacey on a chair. June 24 Velvet Sky defeated Angelina Love by DQ when Love DDT'd Velvet on a chair. Six weeks later Velvet and Lacey would join Angelina Love. July 11 (Victory Road PPV) Angelina Love beat Madison Rayne in a Title Vs Career match. The Another stipulation was that if any member of The Beautiful People interfered, Angelina would win the title. Someone who wasn't a member of The Beautiful People interfered and Angelina won the title. July 22 Oh wait, that was intentionally stupid! The TNA Powers-That-Be reversed the decision and Madison was handed back the title. August 12 Angelina Love defeated Madison Rayne to win the TNA Knockout Title. October 10 Tara pinned Velvet Sky in a four-way match that was actually a tag match to win Angelina Love's TNA Knockout Title. October 14 Madison Rayne defeated Tara in a Fingerpoke match to win the TNA Knockout Title. SHORT VERSION: The Knockout Title has changed hands seven times since the beginning of April. 4 times it changed hands without the champion being pinned (2x tag matches, Lockbox, Reversal of decision), or 5 if you count that stipulation clusterfuck at Victory Road. Another time it changed in a Fingerpoke match, which leaves 1 time (one) out of 7 that it changed in an actual one-on-one wrestling match. Get a grip, writers!
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Post by Champ on Oct 17, 2010 21:16:26 GMT -5
Wow great research! It does display a hell of a lot of stupidity. If you put it all together, Tara and Angelina deserve a 1 on 1 match to finally decide the champion who actually deserves the title in a nonclusterfucky fashion
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Post by MasterSnit on Oct 18, 2010 15:59:40 GMT -5
That level of research and detail on the Knockouts is slightly unsettling, lol.
Is this a wrestling show or a bad soap opera? It must have been almost an hour before we got an actual wrestling match this week. And when we did what we got was a handicap match with Pope vs Fourtune... or is it Fortune... or is it Seventune? A Knockout title match that made the fingerpoke of doom look like an Iron Man match. Then a one-on-one match that was deprived of a finish because Bischoff decided to... I don't know what.
I don't want to go into too much detail in regards to the Knockouts crap out of fear that V will topple over the edge, but that shit was stupid. They try to swerve every little detail in TNA. The logical next stage would have been for Tara to refuse Madison's request for her to lay down. That is what always happens in that situation, then you can get a feud out of it. That was obviously too easy for TNA so they had to SHOCK us by actually having Tara lay down. Well SHIVER ME HOLY SHITTING TIMBERS! I never expected that to happen! They could have had a 3-way feud with Madison as the disgruntled heel, Mickie the newcomer face and Tara the tweener champion. Now it will be Madison as the heel champion, Mickie the face chaser and I bet we will all be SHOCKED when Tara turns on Madison and costs her the title!
I didn't enjoy it this week. Far too much crack.
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Post by Champ on Oct 18, 2010 22:13:19 GMT -5
I'll give them a pass this week because all the stupid buildup they had to deliver the soap opera this week. I do agree that it's still SUPER fuckin annoying how they have to find a swerve in every little detail
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Post by Velkontés on Oct 18, 2010 22:48:13 GMT -5
I vaguely recalled most of that Knockout stuff happening, I just used that online world of wrestling site to fill in the gaps (and the dates). I find it morbidly fascinating how they've booked their Knockouts division. It's just one awful thing after another. It's a hot streak of terrible. It's disappointing to me as a casual viewer, because their women's division was one of the few genuinely different things they had going when I first started watching this shit. Now it will be Madison as the heel champion, Mickie the face chaser and I bet we will all be SHOCKED when Tara turns on Madison and costs her the title! Oh I didn't even think of that. Yeah, that makes the least amount of sense, and makes the title look like total crap, so it is the most likely outcome.
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Post by Champ on Oct 21, 2010 14:11:34 GMT -5
Let's see what kind of sideshow they dig up tonight. Impact actually held my attention for a change last week.
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Post by MasterSnit on Oct 21, 2010 16:04:34 GMT -5
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Post by Champ on Oct 21, 2010 23:24:50 GMT -5
oh man that's too awesome!
I hate to say it but I'm loving Jeff's new attitude. He's even cutting such better promos now. He was awesome on REACTION. Fuck RVD, Fuck TNA! Then he calls Tommy Dreamer a piece of trash with so much anger
As for Impact,
Mickie already sucks. Even Tara kind of sucks as a heel. They really are ruining the whole knockout division. We probably won't see Sarita for another 4 months. Oh, and Katie Lea debuted as Angelina's imaginary stalker named, Winter. Great. Just great
Anderson is holding his own as a face. Got busted open the hard way
Pope's promo at the strip joint in Harlem was just awful. Let's fight AJ! Lets....Let's just fight! Let's FIGHT!
Fortune is all becoming annoying. All they do is kiss Flair's ass while taking turns holding up that stupid "four" sign. It's like their promos are one on going promo since the group started
I still like the direction they're going for but a lot of things still piss me off
As for REACTION, they showed a lot of good evidence as to how the plan came together for months in advance. But it still pisses me off how they still haven't showed the night where Jeff and Abyss tore each other up after RVD was killed. They leave out those details of course
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Post by Velkontés on Oct 22, 2010 8:40:52 GMT -5
Fucking awesome poster, Mastersnit. Did you make it yourself? What was also dumb was he said he wasn't going to start at the bottom, he was going to start with the main man. Which I thought meant Hogan, so I was interested at this point. Then he said it was the man holding the gold, so I thought, oh, he meant Jeff Hardy. That's still good. Then he said he was challenging AJ Styles. Have I mentioned recently that TNA is fucking stupid? Because TNA is fucking stupid. Anderson is holding his own as a face. Got busted open the hard way I still can't work out why I find it so amusing that he got over as TNA's top face. Oh, I also found Angry Grandad Tenay glowering at Jeff Jarrett laugh out loud funny. It was also funny that Tenay had to explain to Taz why it would be harder for AJ Styles to beat Pope on his own rather than with four other people. I'm undecided on Mickie. At least she's trying to do a new gimmick. Dunno how "country" Richmond, Virginia is though. I thought Mickie vs Sarita was one of the better women's matches I've seen lately. If nothing else we had some nice shots of Sarita's ass, which V approves of. That girl just does it for me. So yeah, look forward to her next match... in January. I agree that Tara kinda sucks, but again, at least she's doing something a bit different to her usual shtick (you'd figure she would be the dom in that relationship). Did I mention Sarita's ass? Yeah, that sign is really stupid seeing as there aren't four members. Like I said a couple pages back, I don't know why they tempted fate by calling it FOURtune in the first place. But of course, because it's TNA they had to dial the stupid up to 11 and have Fourtune consist of four members for all of a week. Don't believe me? PREPARE TO BE UNSETTLED, MASTERSNIT! June 17 Ric Flair started a faction called Fourtune and challenged his men to step up and earn their spot! Flair was talking to A.J. Styles, Frankie Kazarian, Desmond Wolfe, and Beer Money Inc. (Robert Roode & James Storm) July 29 Ric Flair added Beer Money as the third and fourth members of Fourtune. August 5 Ric Flair defeated Jay Lethal in a Street Fight with help from Douglas Williams August 12 Tommy Dreamer and EV2.0 were attacked and destroyed by Fourtune EV2.0 = Dreamer, Foley, Stevie Richards, Team 3-D, Rhino, Tony Luke, Guido Maritato, Sabu, Bill Alfonso, Sandman, & Raven. Fourtune = Ric Flair, A.J. Styles, Frankie Kazarian, Robert Roode, James Storm, Douglas Williams, Matt Morgan, & Abyss. Researchamania is running wild! Oh, also, I learnt that Douglas Williams was actually born in Reading, England. That just makes him even more awesome. At least the storyline demands that we get no Dixie for a while. That's a plus. On a similar note, weren't Raven and Tommy Dreamer trying to kill each other earlier in the year? Yet now they're best buds again in EV2? I'm guessing I missed something. Despite the stupid, I think they put on a good show this week. Could've done with an extra match or two, though.
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Post by MasterSnit on Oct 23, 2010 8:12:52 GMT -5
I didn't make the poster myself, I found it by google searching for "TNA stupid", lol. I've not seen Impact yet so I'll be back later to read how you guys have ripped it to bits this week.
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Post by Champ on Oct 23, 2010 11:00:18 GMT -5
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Post by Velkontés on Oct 28, 2010 22:11:05 GMT -5
Holy FUCK Sarita won a match on Impact! Dixie's puppy will be released unharmed in due course.
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