Champ is gay

[Velkontés]

YONKERS - Snitskymania.proboards superstar CM Champ is a raving homo, sources close to the beleaguered messageboarder revealed. "He's totally a fag," said Ivor Madeupname. "And he's a closet John Cena fan."

Another juvenile male who we didn't give money to make stuff up agreed, saying: "This one time I saw him shouting Death To America in the parking lot, while wearing an Osama Bin Laden T-shirt. I said, say it ain't so Champ. He said, so sue me. Then he punted my puppy in the face and called my girlfriend a fat pregnant dog, and spat in her face."

Champ was unavailable for comment the one time we called a random number at three in the morning, thus further cementing his guilt.

source: www.awrestlingnewzsite.com

[Velkontés]

Wow, I never knew. Being a John Cena fan? Unforgivable. Seeing as it has been reported on the Internet, there is no alternative but to believe it with all my heart, and I hope Champ is fired from his position, from a cannon into the sun, on the revelation of these basefull accusations.

[Naitch]

Feb 24, 2010 17:56:46 GMT -5 Velkontés said:

YONKERS - Snitskymania.proboards superstar CM Champ is a raving homo, sources close to the beleaguered messageboarder revealed. "He's totally a fag," said Ivor Madeupname. "And he's a closet John Cena fan."

Another juvenile male who we didn't give money to make stuff up agreed, saying: "This one time I saw him shouting Death To America in the parking lot, while wearing an Osama Bin Laden T-shirt. I said, say it ain't so Champ. He said, so sue me. Then he punted my puppy in the face and called my girlfriend a fat pregnant dog, and spat in her face."

Champ was unavailable for comment the one time we called a random number at three in the morning, thus further cementing his guilt.

source: www.awrestlingnewzsite.com

Hey Champ, FUCK YOU! You stupid John Cena fan.

[Champ]

LMAO! I didn't get it until I clicked on the Awrestlingnewssite link and then I lost it

[MasterSnit]

This is absolutely irrefutable evidence that Champ is a doughnut puncher and a Cenasexual.

Say it ain't so, Champ!

[Velkontés]

I notice Champ didn't refute the allegations.

Champ, your silence will only incriminate you further. No, Champ, don't take your anger out on me! Get back! Get back! Ch-Ch-Champ! NOOOO!*





*dramatization, may not actually have happened

[Champ]

Well, as you know, if the newz says it's true, it has to be!

The only time I believe stuff in the newz is when it was something quoted out of the guys mouth from an on record interview

Other times I believe the newz is when I hear a story about CM PUnk pissing off Undertaker, and while I'm totally unsure as to believe that at first, I find myself believing it when Taker rips the world title off Punk in the first match on a PPV and then Punk is an instant mid carder lol