Naitch Joke

[Snitskyman2016]

Mohammed entered his classroom on the first day of school."What is your name?" asked the teacher.

"Mohammed!". . . . answered the young boy.

"Oh No, that will never do! You are in America now. From now on your name will be Johnny," replied the teacher.

In the evening, Mohammed returned home.
"How was your first day at school,Mohammed?" asked his mother.

"My name is not Mohammed any more. I am in America and now my name is Johnny."

"Ah, are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion?
Shame on you!" and she beat the hell outta him.

Then she called his father and he too beat him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school..
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked, "What happened to you little Johnny"?

"Well ma'am, 6 hours after becoming an American, I was attacked by two fucking Arabs."

[Champ]

I heard that joke like 15 or 20 years ago but it was about a black kid that moved into white neighborhood. It's still a classic any way you look at it.

[Naitch]

An oldie but a goodie. Damn, thats a good joke.

[Champ]

Why are there only two Paul Bearers at an Arab funeral?

A garbage can only has 2 handles


Once again, I originally heard that as a black joke. You'd be surprised how many racists there are where I live considering how much of a liberal area I come from.