Totally Non-Original Ideas

[MasterSnit]

I watched last week's episode of Impact last night. I wasn't very impressed.

Ric Flair needs to get his old arse back to the home and take his meds, shut the fuck up and fall asleep in the community room watching re-runs of Dallas with all the other decrepit old wrestlers. You have A.J. Styles as the world champion and are looking to push forward as an alternative wrestling show, so they turn him into a Ric Flair wannabe? They already have a black Macho Man!
And Ric Flair talking about wining and dining Dixie Carter then taking her back to his penthouse suite and banging her into giving him a contract? Jesus. That was quite repulsive.

Enough with this Earl Hebnar / screwjob bullshit. That was so lame.

Bubba the love sponge is an annoying prick.

And it looks like the Nasty Boys are here to stay, as well as 'The Band', yet I don't think I caught even a glimpse of Beer Money, the Machine Guns, Daffney, Stevie, Raven, any of the knockout champions, Samoa Joe, Desmond and probably a few more I can't think of.


I can't say I'm very impressed thus far with the new TNA.

[Champ]

RicFlair needs to get his old arse back to the home and take his meds, shut the fork up and fall asleep in the community room watching re-runs of Dallas with all the other decrepit old wrestlers. You have A.J. Styles as the world champion and are looking to push forward as an alternative wrestling show, so they turn him into a Ric Flair wannabe?

I'm actually splitting that paragraph up because I agree and disagree. ON this one I honestly disagree. I think aligning Flair up with AJ and making them heels was the best thing that could have happened to AJ. AJ's always been a GREAT performer. But at the end of the day, he's just a normal guy who just happens to not suck. Now with Flair in his ear and wearing the suits, AJ has a mouthpiece now. AJ needed that because he's one of the worst over-actors when he cuts promos. I don't think they should turn him TOO much into Flair but I think Flair managing him as well as going heel was a great move for AJ

And Ric Flair talking about wining and dining Dixie Carter
then taking her back to his penthouse suite and banging her into giving him a contract? Jesus. That was quite repulsive.

Yeah now see, THAT they could have done without. I was actually kind of turned off by that promo too. This 60 year old pervert earning a contract by charming the pants off the pretty female boss in her 40s. I mean Dixie isn't sexy but she's not ugly.

Did anyone else notice that girl with the brown hair walking Flair down the aisle. When he started kissing her arm in the middle of the aisle she kind of pulled her arm away and looked disgusted lol. Hell, she's just a hired model, she's not going to do the best acting job with that

Enough with this Earl Hebnar / screwjob bullshit. That was so lame.

I'm actually VERY surprised and pretty damn disappointed that TNA even went there with that. They even mimicked the whole thing to the T from Earl Hebner ringing the bell as soon as the submission hold was reversed to Kurt Angle cursing up a storm on camera to leaning over the ropes and spitting in the bosses face on the outside. I don't care WHAT their plans are following this. I don't even care if it was REAL because that just means Hogan had the same thing in mind as Vince! The fact that the SAME EXACT FRIGGEN THING happened again in another company is just flat out pathetic, kayfabed or not

Bubba the love sponge is an annoying prick.

He's just one of the few pricks that rode the coattail of Hogan into the company and doesn't deserve to be there.

And it looks like the Nasty Boys are here to stay, as well as 'The Band', yet I don't think I caught even a glimpse of Beer Money, the Machine Guns, Daffney, Stevie, Raven, any of the knockout champions, Samoa Joe, Desmond and probably a few more I can't think of.

I HATE the Nasty Boyz and I can't believe they are actually being put out there as a serious tagteam. You know what, I take that back. Saggs is ok. I want Knobs to f'n die lol. I don't mean literally but his big fat lesbian face makes me sick and how dare Hogan talk about everyone needing to earn their spot and then gives the Nasty Boyz an instant tv push while Beer Money is being viewed as "expendable" backstage. That's the latest newz on them. F'n Nasty Boyz don't even deserve to be in the same ring with Beer Money. Beer Money DID beat Nash and Pac at Genesis though and they've been popping up. They're not completely out of the picture. But I don't like that I heard they're "expendable". They're like he Miz and Morrison of TNA. You can't take credit away from their accomplishments

The reason you're not seeing the Machine guns is because Shelly actually picked up an injury just recently and he may have to miss some time. I think it's his back, but I may be wrong.

Stevie and Raven are very underrated and that's totally fuckin unfair if Hogan won't at least try to repackage them.

Now WTF is wrong with Daffney? Seriously. It's like NO ONE wants to push her. I think she's the most interesting Knockout they have and possibly the most interesting female on wrestling tv at the moment. Don't get me wrong, the other knockouts can get the job done in there. I'm just saying Daffney is SO unique and distinctively interesting

Ok, now here's where you confused the hell out of me MS. You said you haven't caught a glimpse of Joe and Desmond. Joe turned face and is feuding with AJ and it seems as if he's getting added to the title mix, possibly facing AJ at the next PPV lol And Desmond has been wrestling every episode since Hogan's been there. He even beat Pope at Genesis. If I didn't read everything else you wrote and were pretty accurate about, I would think you haven't even been watching from that comment lol

I can't say I'm very impressed thus far with the new TNA.

I like it because it's new and unpredictable. I like everything going on except Hogan's phossil buddies. Although as I mentioned before, that screwjob was just RETARDED with a capital RETARDED

[MasterSnit]

I don't mind A.J. siding with Flair, but I don't like it that they seem to be trying to turn him into a Flair clone. Flair was a wheeling, dealing, blah, while A.J. is a simple southern boy. It's only been a week, but it looked as though they had stripped him of everything he ever was and told him to go out there and be Ric Flair.
And the Flair promo and him with the models, yeah, it was horrible.

Knobbs does look like a lesbian. He looks like Bubba Dudley's lesbian sister.
I didn't see Joe going face. I think the last time I saw him was when he wrestled Abyss. I saw Desmond at Genesis, with his new valet, but didn't see him on Impact this week. Maybe the U.K. had some parts edited out.

[Champ]

I didn't see Joe going face. I think the last time I saw him was when he wrestled Abyss.

Yeah he and AJ kind of did a double turn out of no where. The difference between Joe's turn was there was no explanation for it except that he's pissed off at heel AJ

[MasterSnit]

Joe is always pissed off at someone.

STINGER!!!!!!!

NASH!!!!!!!!!!!

ANGLE!!!!!!!!!

A.J.!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Champ]

LOL That's so true. I never really thought of that. I think that's one of the reasons I can't stand him